Hey, I have watched your posts about Dragon Ball (specifically the ones with the guards and angels who have kinda become Y/N’s harem unofficially) how about when they actually meet Y/N who is legitimately so beautiful they don’t look human/mortal and just so calm and peaceful around them… mostly because other humans are afraid to even raise their voice around them because they don’t want to disturb them… and they’re so sweet especially to little kids (or who they think is a child… you know the gods/angels that are particularly little and cute) and just so easy to get along with since they’re pretty smart can’t get tired of looking at their face and listening to their voice
There had been expectations.
The supreme kais had heard about you for months.
The angels had heard even longer.
A mortal.
Exceptionally intelligent.
Invited to gatherings usually reserved for gods.
Someone Beerus tolerated.
Someone the Grand Priest genuinely enjoyed speaking with.
Naturally everyone was curious.
"...They're late."
One of the guards shifted impatiently.
"You've been saying that for three minutes," another sighed.
Then...
The doors opened.
Conversation stopped.
Not because you made a grand entrance.
Quite the opposite.
You simply walked inside with a small smile, greeting everyone as though you'd known them for years.
There was no arrogance.
No nervousness.
Just... peace.
The room itself seemed quieter somehow.
Even Beerus looked up from his meal.
"...Hello," you greeted softly.
One angel blinked.
Another almost dropped the tray they were carrying.
"...Oh."
"..."
"...They're..."
"...Beautiful."
It wasn't merely your appearance.
Though...
Yes.
You were breathtaking.
Almost unreal.
Like someone had painted a person instead of creating one.
It was the way you smiled.
The way your voice never rose above a gentle conversation.
The way you looked at everyone as though they already mattered.
It was comforting.
You wandered through the palace, happily introducing yourself.
Learning names.
Remembering them immediately.
Asking questions.
Listening carefully to every answer.
You made everyone feel...
Seen.
Even those usually overlooked.
Especially Zeno's guards.
"...You remembered my name?"
"Of course."
"...We only met once."
"I know."
That smile nearly killed him.
Then...
You spotted Cus.
Your eyes lit up.
"Oh!"
The tiny angel looked up curiously.
"...Hello."
Without hesitation, you crouched down.
"Oh my goodness, aren't you adorable?"
"..."
"..."
Cus blinked.
"...Thank you?"
"Where are your parents?"
Silence.
Several angels immediately looked away.
Whis pressed a hand over his mouth.
Vados was already laughing.
"I'm an angel," Cus explained politely.
"Oh."
"..."
"...So..."
You hesitated.
"...Are you still allowed juice boxes?"
Beerus snorted so hard he nearly inhaled his food.
Cus tilted her head.
"...What is a juice box?"
"I'll get you one."
"You don't have to."
"I want to."
"..."
"...Very well."
Unfortunately...
It happened again.
This time with Zeno.
You found him sitting happily on the floor, stacking colorful blocks.
"...Aww."
The Omni-King looked up.
"Hi!"
"Hi there."
You smiled warmly.
"Are your parents nearby?"
The Grand Priest looked over.
"...I suppose I am."
"Oh!"
You offered him an apologetic smile.
"I'm sorry, your son is very well-behaved."
"..."
"..."
"...Thank you."
No one corrected you.
Not a single soul.
Mostly because watching the Grand Priest silently accept being mistaken for Zeno's father was far too entertaining.
By the end of the day...
The guards had developed a schedule to volunteer for whichever hallway you happened to be walking through.
The angels found themselves lingering a little longer whenever you started talking.
Cus now knew what apple juice was.
Zeno had proudly declared you his friend.
And Beerus...
Beerus quietly accepted that, somehow...
Yet another group of celestial beings had become hopelessly fond of one very gentle mortal.
It kept happening.
No one knew why.
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