#evelith

Satan: Is this somehing you ask in the middl-

Lucifer: "Oh this is easy, Adam." He quickly answer not even looking angry.

Satan just look at his short king with a deadpanned face while the others royal demons either rolled their eyes, or laughed, if not whispered about the shenanigans of the Deadly Sins.

Lucifer: "What?"

Eve: "I agree, it's definitelly Adam."

Lilith: "I can't deny it, he really have the best ass among the three of us."

Taking about the devil, the first man arrive accompained by the first and second women.

Adam: "I'm soooooo flattered, but what make you three be on a consensus about my ass being the best?" His mockingly tone end in genuine curiosity as he make the question."

Lucifer: "I mean, did you ever saw your butt?" The Devil point to Adam's backside.

Adam: "People like to say i'm too much in love with myself but I don't constantly look at my own reflection in the mirror, much less to look my own ass.....specially since I got fat."

Lucifer: "Oh my dear Dick don't be ashamed of your figure...." The serpent wrap the first man on his arms, or at least he tries considering the size difference between the two."....you would be surprised of how charming your dad body is~"

Eve: "I agree, I mean your lean body in Eden was cool and all and you certainly aged like fine wine on Earth when you gained more muscle mass, but you became so...."

Lilith: "Thick." The queen finish. "I could fill my hands with your flesh."

Charlie: I'm so happy you all finally accepted to come here!

Adam: I'm just using it as stepping stone to go back to Heaven. If I need to be close to these three fuckers for more time than I would want, then sucks to be me that beggars can't be choosers.

Lucifer: Oh you're just angry because we didn't invite you. If you wasn't such a mysoginist asshole, maybe things could have gone differently~.

Adam: As if I would want to be part of your broken polycule!

Lilith: As If we wanted you to join us.

Eve: Actually I would have loved him if he had joined us.

Lilith: Eve!?

Eve: What? He was my husband and surpriselly or not, I loved him.

Adam: If you really loved me you wouldn't have cheated on with the two people I hate the most and ruined my life!

Eve: It was a accident! Ruin your life to be more precise, cheat on you was a choice I made.

Adam: Like how Cain was an accident!?

Eve: Cain was the first oops baby but of all things I regret about me, Lilith and Lucifer he isn't one of them, even despite everything....

Adam: Talk this to poor Abel's face, oh I forgot, you can't thanks to your bastard!

Before Eve (who quickly got angry) could say something, Charlie left her in the dust.

Charlie: Wait, Cain is my brother!?

Lucifer: We talk about him later, since we are talking about us I guess sooner or later we need to talk about him hehehehehehe.....

Charlie: I won't let any of you avoid it, why I'm only discovering it now!? There's any other lost sibling I need to know!?

Lucifer: Not that I know, Lilith?

Lilith: Why you are looking to me like that?

Lucifer: Well my only children are Charlie and Cain, and it isn't like we were monogamous.

Lilith: Despite having been called mother of the Plagues of Mankind, it's just a myth. I have a harder time having childrens than you and believe me, If Charlie have half-childrens you would already know.

Charlie: Ok, good to know about it. Let's go back to your therapy and later on we discuss about my brother.

Lilith: Before it I would like to ask Eve a question.

Eve: Yes?

The "Mother" of Demons look to the Mother of Mother of Humanity into her eyes.

Lilith: Do you really regret us, Evening Star?

Eve: It was good while it lasted, but it didn't compesate all the suffering.

Lilith: Sigh, why I'm the only who don't regreat anything? Why I'm the only who think that despite everything it was worth and we did nothing wrong!?

Lucifer: Lilith, I.....

Eve: Because among us you're the only one who won in the end. Lucifer was cast from his old home into a hell of his own making and me and Adam lost everything that was meant to be ours, meanwhile you got the freedom, power and a realm separate from the gilded cage and heaven you so despised.

Lilith: Maybe because I was the only who tried to make the best of a bad situation. Better on Earth or hell than on a gilded cage without free will.

Adam: Heh, "free will."

Lilith: What you mean with it!?

Adam: You know exactly what I mean with it! If there's another thing that annoys me about you is how you describe that curse as free will! I chose to try to take the control because I wanted to be the top, you chose to leave me and rebel against everything the Elders planned because you desired more than paradise and Eve glady accepted the Apple and ruined everything!

Before Lilith could give her own response Charlie resolved to intervene.

Charlie: Ok, calm down you two before this escalate to a fight! We are here to talk about your problems and resolve them peacefully, we let the talk about the magic of free will for later too.

Lilith: Fine.

1. "Think about the lost opportunities. What if Adam had found forgiveness on his heart and was at least willingly to try what Eve, Lilith and Lucifer offered to him? Or what if Lilith and Lucifer instead of try to sneak after Eve behind his back, they tried a better and harder approach, trying to tempt both at the same time?"

2. "At this point Adam is really the orchestrator of his own suffering. If he was less stubborn and listened to Eve (and by extension Lucifer and Lilith) maybe there would be a chance he would understand why both his wives left him for Lucifer and rebelled against heaven.....oh well, Lilith left and Eve probably tried in vain if Abel and the rest of humanity is something to go by."

3. "What the fuck Eve, Lilith and Lucifer expected would happen after they (double?) cucked him?! Were they trying to make a experiment about if Adam would be less of a dick (in their opinion) if he gained free will (knowledge of good and evil); or they actually thought that everything would be fine in the end, with Adam joining the Forbidden Fruits team and maybe even become a quad with them!? They clearly underestimated the damage they had caused and Adam's pride."

4. "Honestly I thought freeing humanity was in part freeing Eve from Adam in Lucilith's mind, so they gave her a magic apple (and became the first homewreakers in the way). I didn't expect they or at least just Eve actually tried to free Adam too, so I would be more surprised than anything."

5. "Smug because I already knew that they (or at least Eve) tried to give free will to Adam, meanwhile most thought they simply abandoned him on Eden."

6. "After that I would start to ship Applecore/Eden Poly as something that could have happened and be into the idea of them ending up together. Would be a very fitting end if despite everything, the four are drawn back together thousands years later and the first rebels finally manage to make Adam accept Free Will, turning a page of a very old book." Basically a more hopeful version of the first version in which you ship Applecore and still believe and/or want the ship to be an endgame canon.

Lucifer: "Did Adam ever abuse you?" He asks his son, trying to put an end to this silence.

Lilith left them alone to have a talk, meanwhile she was talking care of the royal duties for the two of them. She knows Lucifer need to have a talk with his long-lost son so she can wait to have her turn with her stepchild that in another life she could have called son and she would be saw by him as his mother as Eve. Too bad that the world was cruel for everyone.

Cain: "No, but he never pretended to be my father. Adam raised me but let clear from early on that I wasn't his son, even when I was too young to understand. For him I was a constant reminder that his second wife cheated on him with his ex and the angel she ran away with." The First Murderer says, still looking up at heaven in the red sky of hell. "After I killed Abel, he said to me my face in front to mom and the angels that he regret don't having crushed me on a rock when I was a newborn before I could harm any of his sons." He clenches his fists and Lucifer looks horrified for a moment, rage sparking in his heart.

Lucifer: "You didn't deserve it, Cain. You deserved to have a father, I wanted to be a father but I didn't even know you were my child until you appeared here....and your stepmother is having troubles in giving birth....no one of your siblings survived until now." The Devil looks to the floor as he thinks about how he wasn't present on Cain's life and Lilith's curse given by his own family.

Cain: "I thought it too for a long time as I saw how much Adam loved Abel and his other children on his own way. I was so envious, nothing I did made him accept me as his own. My mother also tried to make us get closer, but this only got him angrier with her and then they fought more." He remembers their fights.

Lucifer: "How Eve was....after me and Lilith were banished? We lost contact with our Evening Star after giving her the Apple. You know, planned to make official our relationship and live in our own corner of Eden, if not somewhere else, but everything quickly went to hell after we unleashed Evil."

Cain: "Bad but it could be worse. Adam wasn't abusive with her either if you're thinking about it, but he held a grudge for having lost everything and being stuck with mother and me on Earth. She tried to make things work between them; so he did too begrudgingly out of a sense of duty, pragmatism.....and also because he was afraid to be alone. I hate Adam, but also pity him." He remembers how miserably he was with Eve.

The Mother of Humanity actually tried to make things easier between them. It was out of some feeling of love she still felt for him despite everything or just pity? Who knows, Cain didn't really understand even now what his mother and stepfather felt for each other and honestly? Regardless of what Eve really feel for him, Adam doubt and refuse to consider the possibility she trully love him because he knows that like him if she could chose she would have left.

Lucifer: "Did your mother ever talked about me and Lilith?"

Cain: "No more than Adam who was cursing your names constantly. After I was old enough to understand things better, my mother had a talk with me in which she told about her story with you and Lilith."

Lucifer: "Did she regret us? "

Cain: "She feel regreat but not remorse. My mother told me that despite everything if she could go back in time she would still eat the Apple, I don't know if she changed her mind after I killed Abel..... I never saw so much rage in her eyes before. I think she hates me now." It hurts him the mere thought.

The way how Eve looked at him, Adam and the angels as she cried, hugging tightly Abel's body, haunted Cain up to this day.

1st: Eve loved Adam from the beginning to the end even with all his flaws. She didn't cheat with Lucifer, he was just cruelly joking to Adam when he mentioned her on his fight.

2st: Because of his personality problems or maybe simply because of a lack of compatibility she never developed feelings for Adam. Lilith and Lucifer were her first loves.

3st: She actually loved Adam at first but was successfully tempted by both Lilith and Lucifer and fell for them.

4st: She was attracted by Lilith and Lucifer, which likely culminated on a short affair but despite all of hers and Adam's flaws, he was the one she actually loved/loves. Maybe since Eden and she wronged her love, or maybe later on after working together to survive and raise their childrens on Primal Earth, deepening their bound.

5st: She loves/loved all of them equally or was a self-aware poly amorous person who would be more than happy if Adam, Lilith and Lucifer resolved their problems, and the four of them got together. Very likely had a threesome with Lucilith and wanted Adam to join them.

6st: Eve developed feelings for Adam, Lucifer and Lilith, but now thanks to the consequences of the Eden fiasco hunting her even after her death she hates them.