Aug 21, 2022
Satan, insulting a random demon: Oh so i’m the mistake? Your parents had you for tax benefits. Eat that asshole!
MC, who was just trying to go for a walk with him: Oh my Diavolo..
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Satan, insulting a random demon: Oh so i’m the mistake? Your parents had you for tax benefits. Eat that asshole!
MC, who was just trying to go for a walk with him: Oh my Diavolo..
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late night obey me headcanons cause why not
leviathan had shorter hair, he stopped taking care of it and grew it out and just kept with it that length
mammon most definitely has/had a gold tooth
asmodeus leaves lipstick kiss mark stains on everything (cups, mirrors etc)
belphegor tried the ‘staying up for 24 hours challenge’ before. He succeeded and ended up sleeping for a week straight after
beel makes mukbang videos and uploads them on deviltube (im sorry this has to be canon)
lucifer once dyed his hair blonde and was horrified, he immediately removed the colour and refuses to dye his hair anything other than black
satan had a rebellious phase and got atleast 4 ear piercings and a nose piercing and still wears them to this day
solomon can dance really well, when he was in the human realm he was a part time dance teacher
barbatos is very athletic, the brothers claim to have seen him run at the ‘speed of light’ after he found a mouse in the kitchen
luke occasionally brings his pastries he bakes to the HOL to share with the brothers
simeon may be an angel but his singing is the opposite, legend says all purgatory hall members carry ear plugs at all times just in case
diavolo, believe it or not, has a shopping addiction and barbatos has to confiscate his DDD because he would not stop ordering things on akuzon
Lucifer, seeing a video of Asmodeus at a club pole dancing going around: Asmo, what is this?
Asmodeus: Just to be clear, I was intoxicated and I wasn’t in the right mindset.
Lucifer: You were literally screaming, “I’M NOT DRUNK SCREW YOU LUCIFER IF YOU SEE THIS”
Asmodeus: Oh, would you look at the time! I must take my leave!
Lucifer: ASMO-
Mammon, at the car dealership: I can’t believe it! I’m really here!
Lucifer: Physically, mentally or emotionally?
Mammon: Financially.
Belphegor: MC, did you know that if you come and cuddle with me right now you gain infinite powers?
MC, putting the blanket over both of them: It’s okay Belphie. You don’t have to make up excuses to cuddle with me..
Belphegor, mumbing: Fair enough
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Asmodeus, showing MC his bandaged index finger: MC, can you kiss it better?
MC: Sure Asmo!
*MC kisses his finger*
Asmodeus: Thanks MC!
Mammon, mumbling while watching from afar: I now know what I need to do..
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*10 minutes later*
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Mammon: MC, I got a cut on my lip. Can ya kiss it better?
MC: Of course mam- WAIT
OM! Brothers as text memes I found on Pinterest! Part 1
A/N: This will be in parts so 1 part per brother! Feel free to send ideas💕
Belphegor
Solomon: Guess who’s cooking dinner tonight!
Simeon: I don’t feel like visiting the ER today, please refrain from being in the kitchen Solomon.
Solomon: Oh..