#epstarter

The guy in the apartment next to mine has been listening to the same Jason Derulo song for the past 20 minutes out on his patio. The only reason I know it’s Jason Derulo is because he does that auto-tuned shout out to himself in every damn song. It’s so loud. There’s no need for this. You couldn’t find a better soundtrack to your breakup other than ‘Whatcha Say’? 

I hear you college kids have finals coming up shortly, lucky for you Sebastian Smythe is here to relieve your test stress. 

Graveyard shifts are actually not that awful... until you have class in the morning. I’m tempted to actually try the coffee and energy drink combo a classmate tried to recommend the other week.

Less than 10 days before Christmas and chugging along with holiday plans. Meaning Quinn is making eggnog tonight and lots of it. Will the brandy actually make it into the mixture? It’s truly anyone’s guess. 

Listen up The Peacock Room is hosting it’s first (and soon to be annual) dinner and drag holiday party! Cover includes dinner, cash bar and drag show for anyone 18+ followed by a night of dancing you’ll be sure to forget so come on down and meet the love of your life on the dance floor and don’t be afraid to break up twenty minuets after you’ve met because we’ve got plenty to keep you busy all night!

Seriously? I snuck the hell out of my house for....this?

I'm not sure who Violet Cumberblob is but, firstly, if I were you, I'd seriously consider changing your name, and secondly, I hope you don't mind that I used your hymn book as fuel for the mini bonfire I started in my room. It was shit, if you were wondering - went out within, like, five minutes.

This place is even more boring than usual.