Be your own hero;

  You don’t even know the half of it.

I don't? I bet we're all losing it. It must be something in the water.

  Who knew? Northwood could get even more boring. 

  Fancy. Outgrown this place, huh?

Haven't we all? 

  You and me both. I couldn’t be more sick of it.

Basically. I wish there was something going on. Anything going on.

  Amen. 

I'm ready to get out of here, honestly.

  I’m ready to graduate and I still have a full year. Where ya headed? Northwood U?

Lets hope not. I'm waiting to hear back from a few schools that aren't in Northwood.

  I didn’t know that was possible.

Neither did I but here we are. 

  Next to no one, then.

Tweeting and Instagraming the end of the world. Yeah, I could see that.

  And what do I get out of it?

 The knowledge that you've brought a little bit of joy in my life?

Let’s be honest, no one in this school could survive something like The Walking Dead.

I think I'd have a chance.

  I’m waiting for all of the candy to become fifty percent off tomorrow…

I'll be expecting at least one chocolate bar from you tomorrow.

  I’m sure I’ll figure that one out for myself if I haven’t already.

True. So, bummed about not having any V-day plans or just bummed in general?

Happy international obnoxious couples day!

What? No chocolate? Pfft. What kind of Valentine's day is this?

  There’s no such thing as those couples in real life. Just couples who pretend that they are. And those are the worst, if you ask me.

All couples pretend. It's all a big game of make believe.

  Kinda makes you believe that all this affection stuff is sort of false, then.

Well, yeah. I'm not going to be the one to tell a freshman that love doesn't exist, though.