I will always be in hysterics by how fucking bad Jasmin wanted him she wanted to give up her entire life just to be with this weird sad old guy
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I will always be in hysterics by how fucking bad Jasmin wanted him she wanted to give up her entire life just to be with this weird sad old guy

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The fact he's able to sense a god cards emotion is touching
(or is it that plain obvious by now that ra don't like this)
Okay lucho coming in the indoor pool like a madman and valentina's dad breaking it up. I would have knocked lucho out if that was my daughter....just saying bro

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Critical Role Quotes and Funny Moments (83/?)
Matt [recapping]: ā...upon walking to the centre of the strange empty temple structure, you saw, down in a once previously traversed sandpit, there stood Earthbreaker Groon, the high priest of Kord, who then turned to you and asked you to āshow him what you have learned.āā Grog: āI reach into my Bag of Holding, and I take out a small drawing of the letter G. This is what I have learned. Thatās not it ā I take out the Dwarven Thrower and I jump into the sandpit.ā
[Talking about brothels in Whitestone. Again.] Marisha: āIs one called the House of Bosoms?ā Matt: āAs one of the titled masters of Whitestone, it could very well in the near future. Just tell me so I can add it to the campaign guide.ā Travis: āIāll come up with something better.ā Sam: āInternational House of Bosoms.ā Travis: āWith all the flags on it.ā
Grog [to Vex]: āI only trust like a few people in the world. You, Scanlan, and Pike. And now itās just you and Pike.ā Vex: āMe and Pike?ā Grog: āNo, I mean I trust the others, right? But like, I know you on a more intimate level.ā Vex: āCause you saw my titties?ā Grog: āPretty much, yeah.ā Marisha: āThatās literally it. I donāt know if theyāve ever had, like, an in-depth discussion.āĀ
[Sam introducing his new character like a complete asshole] Grog: āWhat does he do?ā Tary: āThatās my biographer, Doty.ā Grog: āDoes he just write stuff?ā Tary: āHe also has other skills. [...] I can grant powers to many people. For instance, you [to Vex], little elf girl, whatās your name?ā Travis: āIām going to move over here [scoots away from Laura, Liam does the same].ā Taliesin: āI take it back, I like him.ā Vax: āWait, wait, Iām stealthing.ā Matt: āFlames on the side of my face. Fire. Heaving breaths.ā Marisha: āKeyleth uses a fog cantrip and just fades into the alleyway.ā Vax: āI rolled a 33 on stealth, Iām gone!ā Percy: āAnd I just hex into the shadows.āĀ
And here is Endou, believing you just need to walk around the city a bit to find A TRUCK TIRE. Because, you know, people just usually leave them around.
The thing is, he actually finds one. But itās Daisukeās so it doesnāt count
Ok so Iāve caught up on Critical Role to where I started watching it a few months ago now and have decided to just keep watching it to the end. I just finished ep85 where Tary arrives and as shitty as I though Scanlanās good bye was the first time I saw it, itās 10 times worse when itās put into the context of everything else theyāve done before. He knew exactly what to say to hurt each and every one of them and he was not pulling any punches, even if a lot of it wasnāt true.
And while Scanlan has clearly never been well adjusted and his break down had been a long time coming, I was still surprised to see that he somehow managed to make Vax and Percy seem stable in comparison. Vax who has been suffering from some pretty heavy depression since at least the underwater temple, possibly earlier. And Percy who typically rather than talking things out, shuts up and goes to build something explosive. Iām just letting that sink in.