Aug 8, 2013
enterwitticism replied to your photo: Me in my tall, lanky glory.
you’re so beautiful :o
d'awww, you are seriously too sweet! :)
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enterwitticism replied to your photo: Me in my tall, lanky glory.
you’re so beautiful :o
d'awww, you are seriously too sweet! :)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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possible pen pals: writemesolitary, charikaclemm, fallenangel8, enterwitticism, logodaedalist, thesenna, discoserif. (anyone else interested, drop me a mail)
OBVIOUSLY I'm in London right now so I can't go about sending anything until I get home (which should be around the 12th), so I aim to send out the first letters to all of you (which may be long because introductions) by the 15th. It would be slightly earlier, but I believe I may have a Gatsby-themed party to attend that weekend.
I will make sure to inquire after addresses and post-codes via private mail closer to the time.
I'm tagging this post under poetrypenpals (inventive, I know) and if you could tag any other related posts under the same thing, that would be top notch!
Regards, ShannonÂ
enterwitticism replied to your post: so last night i learned something magical, i...
you fucking bitch you didn’t invite me? you fucking bitch! i had one going up at like the same time and you didn’t invite me, you bitch!
man i made a post about it, u snooze u lose i'll do another one soon i promise <3
they are not there, they are not there, they are not he nor she. they’ve got their quaint, they have their quirks, which would quickly pull in any feeble minded fool. their hair is nor long nor short, nay they are not black nor white. nor brown nor blonde, they are what you need them to be, because they exist for you, for you. everything you need -them- to be, they shall oblige. and through each day, through each night, every single time you believe that you know them, everything that you know, is a farce. for not a single being, within such a pathetic benign universe, could comprehend the complexity of such a being. and thus is such. they are it. it is them. and they, exist, forever. for you are a mere mortal. and the aspergerhamburgerhamhamburglar is something so existentially beyond your pathetic comprehension of reality…all you can do is nod, and agree, and pretend to understand. they are them. and they are marvelous. despite any mortal complexities you put upon it.
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lovinthelazies reblogged your post it is my birthday btw and added:
happy birthday you burger bandit ;) (is it really ?)
aquietjoy replied to your post: it is my birthday btw
Happy Birthday! :)
enterwitticism replied to your post: it is my birthday btw
a very jovial day of birth to you, comrade.
returnpoint replied to your post: it is my birthday btw
Happy birthday!!!! :)
well hey hey you're a buncha cool cats and I thank you all from the bottom of my bun. Â you've got a vip invite to my sub grub club par-tayyyy hip hip hooray.
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For my Enterwitticism,
This heavy heart of mine hath been bobbing upon my feet; For here, perched on mine own tongue, was that of an untruth: I am alone. Verily, it is the will of the angels. There is but one throne, and I am sworn to it. If there were to be queen, the title would belong to thee: Methinks thou art more lovely than the worldliest Whopper wench! Yet, it pains me to speak there is a not a soul on this earth I could promise to. O! I am woe for 't, milady. Pray tell what thou dost think! Dost thou think me evil? Or fit to be murdered? My intentions were not that of patchery. I am but a fool, who fell for thee too quick. Shun that of my unfortunate tidings, And perchance thou wilt love me still? Mark me, maiden! A love I can entertain, a commitment I cannot, Yet be there a reason to map out the following morrow? I think not. Chide me, and I will stay in my tracks. Forgive me, and I will forever have you my muse.
With love, your Aspergerhamburgerhamhamburglar
thank you for making my day like everyday, cause you're awesome, and that's that. you sexy hamburger burglin' motherfucker.
Your affections are humblingYet my tummy’s still grumblingFor you and your beautyAnd your big beefy booty.‘Though I vowed this beforeI am now at your door.Maybe you’ll be my Burger QueenAnd my extra salty love machine.Good night, good night! parting is such sweet, sweet potatoes,That I shall say good night till my face be red as tomatoes.
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