#ennea1

Brainstorming with Niko (7w6 ESFP, he don’t need no Tumblr), moulded bread at the midnight crossroad and a chant rendition of American Pie:

1: connection

2: reception

3: mentorship

4: expression

5: stimulation

6: unification

7: inspiration

8: liberation

9: manifestation

1: On speed limit, in the lane. Eye twitching at the guy who’s drifting, but they are steady. They would call the police but you can’t use your phone while driving. They stay in the right lane a good five miles before their exit.

2: Has been stuck in traffic for 45 minutes because they continue to let others through. They find an opening and continue. Yield = Stop. They go 5 under just in case.

3: 10 over when possible. They won’t cut people off but they will get real close, just to prove they can really drive. Always matching speed. They are the first out of an intersection and make unprotected left turns with ease.

4: Probably driving the thing you’d least expect. Motorcycle or Volkswagen Beatle, anything unique. They wont go the speed limit, unless no one else is. They will go fast in slow traffic and slow in fast traffic. Often go slightly faster than someone in a nice car.

5: I mean, if they need to go faster they will, but only if necessary. They don’t want to get too far ahead. Middle of the pack, don’t stand out. They are the furthest away from the cop, even though they never really break the rules.

6: They are turning left onto the road. There are people behind them. They look left and right and left and right. Someone honks. Should they go? Is it safe? They don’t want to get hit. Honk. They panic and turn right. Okay, that’s fine, they can do the block. Four rights make a left, right? Do they go the speed limit. Maybe. What are the cars around them doing? Oh thank god they’re here.

7: 90 in a 45, driving with their knee and texting. Burrito in one hand, phone in the other. They change lanes right before their exit, and if they miss it they’ll take the next one. Somehow they are still late to the event despite speeding the whole way.

8: They know how to drive. No one else does. Honk at that guy because he’s going the wrong speed. Whoa! That guy stopped a half mile in front of me. Too close, honk. Little do they know that in their rage, they’ve been drifting between lanes. They are always at their destination two minutes before, no matter what time they leave. No, they weren’t late that one time. YOU were just early.