SEX SYMBOL 🥵 The H0rny Hornevian Triads ❤️🔥 Part 1: The Superego / Compliant Triad 🙏 Enneagram Types 1, 2, 6
written by Larissa
🧼🙏💦 Type 1: Losing My Religion
This will only hurt a little and it’s for your own good. Controlled burns and prescribed fires in my temple of hallowed temptation.
Unscented soap opera. Attraction purified and sanctified. Punishment mixed in for some pain/pleasure. 1’s know the correct way to experience a holy union, eggs over hard, poached to perfection, intentional mate-sculpting, rigid attention to details, spanking (literally, verbally, energetically) until their hot “dog” obeys orders. Might be attracted to slightly messy lovers/partners because it gives them a project or purpose (which will also be what destroys the relationship and makes it untenable). A paradox of sorts, these 1’s fixate in the realm of the carnal and energetically taboo, so it must feel idealistic, correct and pure. Sublimating and fetishizing into the shadow lying tucked and contained beneath carefully buttoned and pressed cotton. Control and discipline in the uncontrollable, dangerous instinct.
🫴🍯💖 Type 2: Heavenly Hands
I’m an easy lover, I'll get a hold on you, believe it. Like no other, before you know it you'll be on your knees. I'll take your heart but you won't feel it. Now get ready for your massage…
This persistent power bottom isn’t behind the throne, they’re sitting on the King’s lap and putting on a show of how necessary and alluring their nurturing is. Your enmeshed lover, defender, caregiver - no one will ever give you love like they do (they make certain of this by chaining themselves to your door and scaring away anyone else). And while they’re at it, they may also be showing off their nurturing to your friends. Shhhhhhh, gentle lamb. Have some more honey. This isn’t really about you, even though it feels like it is. It’s about how impressive the 2 is at “serving.” Open palms, enveloping bosom, breast milk with a love spell in it. They’re your love witch. It was fated. Over the top fussing, trussing, bussing - massages included at no extra cost (that you’re aware of, until it’s too late). The need to be needed is amplified by the sexual instinct, and they’re *not* a single-tentacled octoputhy. Every crevice will be filled, even ones you didn’t know you had.
🥃⚔️❤️🩹 Type 6: Chivalry & Chivas / Chardonnay
Oh no, officer, please don’t send me to h0rny jail. I’m a good girl/boy. Don’t place me under citizen’s arrest and search me, I forgot to wear my clean underwear. Let’s run away together! I’ll leave my abusive boyfriend + you leave your frigid wife!
They’re serving can’t, but at least they’re serving. With the powers of matrimony, they are both fulfilling their duty as a good person in the world and securing a bag of guaranteed seggs juice to feed them continuous romantic torment. Their object of affection is their King / Queen (or Mean Daddy / Ex-Beauty Queen Cheatin’ Wife) and they find salvation and redemption in rescuing you / being rescued (ideally both), fighting against oppressive forces for their one true love. Dying if necessary (usually it’s not necessary, but 6’s find a way). Brooding blue collar worker, misunderstood convict poet, single-mom-saving white knight, h00ker with a heart of gold, waitress with a black 3y3 and a nice rack, wounded saviours, messy but attractive, fragile but self-protective, yearns to belong to you, romanticized Bonnie & Clyde, folk hero magnetism, eroticized trauma-bonding plight of the Romeos and Juliets. Suffering makes it sweeter. Having to prove their love makes it matter. These flowers ain’t much, but I got ‘em with an honest day’s work.


















