#engineer imagines

Oh when its just him and his s/o alone he will pin them down and make out with them till they’re gasping for air. 

He just doesn’t like PDA in the sense he doesn’t want anyone to look at this s/o the way he does. He has weird logic but basically he doesn’t want anyone to be able to imagine themselves in his position with you.

[ Bit of a jealous type but not overly cause he knows you’d never do such a thing. ]

But for real it doesn’t matter where you are so long as your alone he will be all over you if he is in the mood. 

Empty office? Come sit in his lap so he can kiss those beautiful shoulders of yours. 

Nobody else in the store you work at? Cool wanna have a steamy make out session on the counter? 

Like he would fuck his s/o in the middle of public so long as he knows no ones gonna see or walk in on them. 

I actually had a lot of fun writing this one. I didn’t think I’d enjoy this as much as I did but surprises surprises.

I didn’t know if you wanted headcanons or a scenario so I wrote you a cute little scenario!! Enjoy!____

You pouted as you drifted down the hallways of the base. Medic had shooed you out of the infirmary so he could work on some paperwork in peace. No amount of begging or puppy dog eyes could get him to relent so now you simply wandered around like a lost soul with nowhere to go. Is that a little over dramatic, yeah maybe but you didn’t care.

So you did the only other thing you knew to do: find someone else to bother. Your feet carried you all the way to the door of Engie’s workshop and you didn’t even have to question if he was in there because you heard the sound of a welding machine spitting sparks every so often. Without a second thought you pushed your way through the door. The first of many steps nearly tripped you but you regained your balanced fast enough to not take a tumble down the stairs like a human slinky.

The sparks coming from the welding torch were almost as bright as the hiss was loud. You quickly shielded your eyes with your arm to protect what eyesight you did have- you didn’t want to hear that lecture from Medic again-. A sigh of relief left your lips when you heard the click of the torch turning off. You removed your arm when you were convinced that your eyes were no longer in danger. With a lopsided grin on your face you turned toward Engineer, his face nearly unreadable with his goggles but you could see the rest of him perfectly fine. In all honesty he looked pretty worse for ware. His hard hat was lopsided and his jumpsuit looked like they’d seen much better day and his beat up boots were covered in grease and oil. Long story short, he looked like death warmed over.

“Darlin’ you know I don’t like you down here without any gear. Ya could get hurt” Was the first thing that came out of his mouth and it warmed your heart. He was always worried about everyone else but in turn he didn’t worry enough about himself.

“You look like trash Engie”You said, not wasting any time

“Always a charmer with the words”He deadpanned. He raised a hand to scratch at the side of his head. Even in his movements you could tell he was tired, they just sort of dragged.

“How long?”

“How long what?”

You crossed your arms over your chest. So we’re gonna play that game, huh? Fine. “How long has it been since you’ve slept?”

“Honey, I haven’t the slightest clue what you’re talking about” He was laying the nonchalance on thick “I slept just last night, don’t you remember?”

“No, I don’t remember. I don’t, because I fell asleep waiting on you to come to bed”Your foot had started tapping impatiently. This man was just as bad as Medic, and you had a feeling you’d end up having to drag the other man to bed as well.

“Heh heh, well ya see…”He drifted off, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. He knew he was caught and it would be easier on the both of you if he’d just give in.

“Come on, cowboy. Let’s go”

You grabbed a hold on his wrist and began tugging him towards the door. Now, he could have stayed where was and you not move an inch but luckily he either decided the fight wasn’t worth it or he just too tired to resist. Either way you got him up the stairs without much of a struggle. The trip to your bedroom was similarly uneventful.

“Go get changed metalhead” You gently shoved him the way of the dresser, chuckling at the noise he let out. “Now, you’re not leaving this room until you’re well rested” With hands planted firmly on your hips Engineer could tell you weren’t in the mood for any nonsense. He mock saluted you and with an approving nod from you he was off into bed.

He was out in minutes and that was a testament to his exhaustion. You shook your head before placing a small kiss on his cheek before heading off.

So much for finding entertainment.

-8 hours later-

Dinner had come and passed with two empty chairs that should have been occupied by Engineer and Medic. You threatened to gut anyone who disturbed Engie’s rest and it was a fifty-fifty chance that the German would even make the trip from the infirmary on a regular day, let alone one where he was absorbed in his papers.

How did you get blessed with two boyfriends with such unhealthy habits? You couldn’t answer that for the life of you.

Your footsteps echoed down the hall to the infirmary. The fluorescent lights always gave you this eerie feeling whenever you made the trip alone so you sped up your pace. The double doors came into your line of sight soon enough. You entered without a second thought.

“Come on Medic, you misse-“You cut yourself off mid-sentence when you saw just what you had expected. The German man was slumped over his desk, which prompted an eye roll.

“I swear, it’s like I’m babysitting these two”You grumbled, softly stomping over to him. You weren’t really mad but admittedly it would be nice to go a week without having to carry him to bed. I mean seriously, he’s heavy and like some twist of fate the room was on the other side of base. As always your love for him outweighed your annoyance at his behavior. So you crouched down and with some practiced maneuvering you managed to get him over your back in some twisted form of a fireman’s carry. In no way was it good on your bag but you were too busy trying to push the door open to complain.

You soldiered on through the halls with a strength that even Heavy would be proud of. Finally, there it was! Your beacon of triumph! You nearly wept with joy when that door could be seen. It gave you the will to carry on- which was good since you were sure you were about to drop Medic any second now-.

Once you got inside you kicked the door shut as gently as you could. A glance towards the bed confirmed that Engie was still asleep. On the side of the bed closest to you. Of course. ‘Cause this couldn’t have been easy. The trip around around the bed was comparably worse to any kind of training Soldier could ever come up with. Speaking of which, you made a note to definitely freshen up on your weight training skills.

You unceremoniously dumped Medic on the bed with one final burst of strength. You had slain the giant- Well, theoretically of course. All that mattered was that your job was done.

You wasted no time in stripping out of your shirt and pants, throwing them somewhere in the room. You were sure to hear about it in the morning but in your tired state you couldn’t be bothered. Which was especially evident when you crawled over Medic instead of the more logical option of crawling up from the clear foot of the bed. He’d live if he got a knee to the sternum and plus, he owed you.

In a moment your limbs were spread out in the available space you had. You scoffed low in your throat when you felt Medic pulled you by the arm to his chest.

“You’ve been awake the whole time haven’t you?”You mumbled

“Only for zhe last half of zhe way down here” A sleepy smirk played at his lips. “Danke, Schatz” The anger you felt instantly faded when you looked at him. You couldn’t help it. His typically gelled hair fell into those beautiful stormy grey eyes. He was too handsome for his own good.

“You’re lucky you’re good looking” You huffed, tucking your face into his neck.

“What about me Sugar?” Engie sleep rough voice was music to your ears and you got chill bumps when he wrapped his arms around you, filling the space against your back “Ain’t I good lookin’ too”

You reached behind you to gently cup your hand behind Engineer’s neck to give him a soft peck. “Even more than Medic” You snickered at the sharp ‘hey!’ that said man let out.

“Oh you know I’m just teasing. Now go to bed”

“Don’t I get a kiss too liebling?”

“I don’t know, I didn’t have to carry Engie all the way to bed”You purse your lips while you pretended to think all the while trying to ignore the playfully pleading look on his face.

“Oh fine” With a roll of your eyes you relented and gave him a kiss as sweet as the one you gave Engineer. When you parted you teasingly poked at his chest. “Now. Bedtime. We gotta get up early to murder people”

“Always one with words darlin’”

The deadpan tone was almost palpable in your voice.

[Lucky you Mala is actually strong AF so those milk bottles don’tstand a fucking chance]

Mala hadn’t told you why you were going down so late at nightto visit the planet. Though as soon as the shuttle landed and you could see thelights in the distance and hear the faint music you could do nothing to containthe smile on your face.

Mala took your hand smiling down at you as you made your wayhand in hand under the glowing signs of the festival.

Not being one for such fast-paced rides you and Mala madeyour way to the prize alley shocked at the massive variety of games set up foreveryone, from human to Engineer. Which was perfect as Mala was more than giddyto try some of the more difficult games as the operators shouted insults in anattempt to poke at his pride.

“See anything that draws your interest?” Mala asked as youlooked around checking out all the prizes. Most of them were smaller trinketsor posters. Though as you walked farther along you motioned your boyfriend in thedirection of a strongman machine which was surrounded by adorable stuffedanimals of every size and color.

Walking up to the fenced off area the operator smiled at thetwo of you. “Would you two like a go?” they asked and you nodded excitedlyexpecting Mala to take the lead.

“Yeah they want to go first though.” Mala announced pushingyou towards the machine as he let the man swipe the credit card.

“Me?”

“Yeah win me a prize and I win you one. Its only fair.” He smiledas he sat back to watch you the operator also amused at your banter.

With a huff of false bravado, you picked up the smallest hammerwhich was still much too large for you and dragged it towards the machine thatwas flashing like a rave.

Glancing behind you Mala gave you a thumbs up for supportthough you could see he was holding back laughter.

Frowning you grit your teeth as you hauled the hammer overyour shoulder and let it slam down on the button of the machine as hard as you could.

You were quite proud as the machine lit up about half way andgladly excepted the neon pink stuffed Xeno that was placed in your hands.

“Your turn”

“My turn it is.” Mala said pushing himself off the guardrails and towards the hammers.

He, of course, selected the largest and heaviest one tossingit about with ease as he waltzed up to the machine glancing up the tall towerand then at the array of prizes hanging from the railing.

“What do I have to get for the giant one?” Mala askedmotioning to a giant oversized Xeno Queen stuffy.

“You gotta make the bell ring for those ones.” The operatorinstructed making it sound as it that was a hard feat to accomplish.

Mala winked at you before centering himself in front of themachine. Holding the hammer over his shoulder he took a breath before heslammed down the head of it onto the button with such force you could hear the woodenhandle of it strain under the force.

Both you and the operator stared watching as the tower litup and a resounding ding could be heard as metal struck metal.

“Well I’ll be damned” the operator huffed as Mala grabbedyour new much too large stuffed animal swapping with you as he tucked his newpick friend under his arm. You on the other hand was already drowning instuffed animal.

“Where to next love?” Mala laughed as you took his handskipping off to the next booth.

By the end of the night you were spilling stuffed animals ofvarious colors and sizes everywhere. You had even given some away to the youngkids on the station and you still had so many.

Now back to your apartment you only saw one outcome fit asyou piled all of your and Mala’s horde together and then proceeded to lay in itas the engineer laughed hysterically as you vanished into the mound of faux furand neon fluff.

You cried laughing so hard your sides hurt as you called tohim for help only to see him fall to his knees behind the couch from laughing sohard at your struggle to escape your fuzzy purgatory.

This was the perfect ending to a perfect night. 

I see it being something like they are coworkers and they accidentally pick up an object off malas desk while he isn’t looking and they are like just playing with it not thinking and then handing it back to his as you left not seeing how flustered he got at how casually you just asked him to be soulmates.

You dont know why Mala is suddenly so nice to you though you arnt complaining about having his attention as his gifts are lovely. Though you wish you knew what started all of this. 

You were on about day four of being oddly nice to each other when Mala brought up how your buisness relationship would obviously change though it wouldnt matter to him even if you got a little distracted so long as you let him have a few slips as well. 

This is when you questioned him confused and he asked you what the fuck you mean you proposed to me and your stupid human ass is SCREAMING

[Here is some stuffs I thought up. Tried my hardest to keep Mala in character] 

You could feel your heart thumping away steadily in yourchest. Your family had been in some financial problems and being the youngestand only one not having any ties to them you were the first on the choppingblock.

You had initially expected to be shipped off as some one’sservant, though when you were told you would be leaving to marry someone youhad never met before you were both happy and horrified.

You had heard stories of people being sold as grooms andbrides to aliens looking for a trophy human to tote around.

You had been told nothing of your new Husband other thanthey were a very, very important person and they were very, very powerful. Apparently,they had enough money to not only buy you, a person, but threaten to buy yourwhole damn town for your family attempting to back out on the deal.

You were shaking from nerves as you were led off the shuttleand towards a very, very intricate home. Once inside the doors were shut and lockedbehind you as you were then taken into a large office massive windows lookedout over a lake that looked almost fake from its immersive beauty.

You were sat down across from the desk and the people whoescorted you simply left shutting the door as they went leaving you alone inthe room.

Glancing around the office, you saw photos of multiple dogsand the many books lining the shelves on the walls.

Glancing around to make sure you were truly alone you stoodand walked up to one of the bookshelves running your hands over the well-wornleather spines.

You blinked curiously at one book that sat out farther than allthe others. Pushing on it, it slid easily back into place and as it sat flush withthe others a loud click sounded out and the bookcase swung from the wall.

Stepping around it you found a room with a spiral stair casethe lead upwards. Slipping into the room you closed the bookcase behind you andbegan to ascend the stairs hand ghosting over the railing.

The stair case soon ended and opened up into a large librarythat looked like something out of a fairy tale novel.

Walking about you looked over the minimalist aesthetic verymuch enjoying the feeling of the room and the large windows the lit the roomwith a soothing natural light.

Looking up at the second story you smiled thinking about howgreat it would be to stay here for hours. Though as your gaze passed by a largebean bag you froze seeing a foot bobbing along almost in tune to a song.

“H-Hello?” You called out nervously

Your heart leaped into your chest when their bobbing frozeand they sat up looking down at you confused. Glancing to the watch on theirwrist they gasped tossing aside their book and tearing off their head phones.

“I am so sorry! I didn’t see the time I thought I still hadhalf an hour before you would arrive.” He said quickly striding to the stairsbefore sliding down the railing to land with practiced precision right beforeyou.

“I hope you can forgive me, but seeing as you managed to findyour way here, I take it you were not bored in the slightest.”

You nodded honestly as he motioned for you to follow theboth of you coming to sit at a small glass table and chair set right next tothe window.

Here he explained to you that while he had been the one topurchase you from your family. He had no intention of making you his husband. Hisname was Mala and after seeing what this black-market trade could do to loved ones,he began to buy people not to use but to give them their freedom.

Placing a warm cup of tea before you he explained that youcould go anywhere you wanted. You could go home, a planet on the farthestreaches of the galaxy, anywhere.

Glancing around the room as you sipped on your tea youturned back to him and smiled.

“I would like to stay here for a time.” You said softly and helooked at you surprised.

“If that’s okay with you of course.” You added quicklyseeing his reaction.

“No that’s completely fine with me, its just I have never inall my years heard someone respond that way is all.” He said a light pinkdusting on his cheeks.

You nodded and sat there in a comfortable silence with yournew housemate and almost husband sipping on a sweet tea looking out over agorgeous lake.

They are actually quite civil about it all as they know that in the end it is your choice who you want to be with. 

They will try to win your heart by buying you things they believe you may like though seeing as they have only recently become in contact with humans you will have to forgive them when one or both of them inevitably slip up. 

They would be really big on giving flowers or other plant boutiques as its a visually appealing way of telling you they love you by picking flowers and plants based on meaning and not beauty alone. 

While they would never show their displeasure in front of you they are less than pleased that they have an adversary in regards to winning your heart.  They will shoot each other sour glances and short lived snarls. 

When you do finally choose between the two the unfortunate loser will be momentarily depressed though knowing you are happy is enough for them to finally get back on their feet and move on however slowly it may be. 

[My only goal in life is to make yall thirsty for the big boys lol] 

They would both pine for your attention constantly. They want your pure and unfiltered love all for themselves so when you favor one over the other, the one who feels left out will try to win you back in a variety of ways ranging from just being kinder to you to making you scream out their name as they take you in the shower while the formerly favored one is off at work completely unaware of their loved ones escapades. 

There is no sugar coating but I hope you have a high libido cause one engineer has a high sex drive and now you have two? I hope you can keep up cause they certainly will be keeping you up at night lol

Though despite the many rocky parts in your relationship those days were you all will just relax and curl up together just enjoying the moment are so priceless and perfect you pray that they would never end. 

If someone ever got into it with you they are gonna be in a world of hurt when the two scariest mother fuckers in the galaxy stride up behind you looking absolutely pissed the fuck off as to why you were speaking to their human as such?

Honestly seeing the three of you all out together is like a Pomeranian and two great Danes. You all shouldn’t get along but here you all are.