#xenomorphs

just having a Xenomorph over you drooling and hissing, tail curled around your leg and lower back, propping you up slightly off the ground. you’re hanging limply, back forcefully arched and legs pried open by the way its tail manipulates your muscles.

long head staring into your soul with a seemingly eyeless gaze, drops of saliva occasionally pooling on your chest and neck. it’s staring at you like it hates you, disdain in every snarl and thrust of its hips.

and it’s cock— oh god. it’s deep, so very deep. perched over you in a distorted crouch, legs splayed and hunched with its digitigrade ankles, one hand pulling your back into a curve, the other dug into your shoulder and pushing you into the ground. It ruts into you like a dog in heat, starved and pent up.

It’s not quite panting, more so growling. It repeatedly clicks and rings its head back, screeching a horrible metallic sound. Its chest heaves in staggered rhythms, shoulders straining and arms flexing to keep you still.

Its inner jaw comes out slowly, threatening you, teasing you. It can’t hurt you, it refuses to… no— you’re not prey. You’re a new kind of host.

At this point, you would have preferred a facehugger had killed you. This thing? It’s playing, cruel, knows the young you will give birth to will be unnatural. Neither human nor Xenomorph, something more bizarre, a freak of both biologies.

And here it is, knowing that.

I'm going to say yes, for one key reason: andalites' tails can break the sound barrier. Alloran is described as cracking his tail like a bullwhip (#54). The end of Alloran's tail — i.e. the pointy part — would have to be moving at well over 700 MPH to make that sound. Xenomorphs, on the other hand, are described as moving at a "sprint that few Earth-based animals could have outrun" (X). That means at least one Earth animal can outrun a xenomorph. Since peregrines can't run, I assume the upper limit is with cheetahs, and thus xenomorphs' top speed is less than cheetahs' 70 MPH.

Obviously running speed isn't striking speed, but I'm not convinced xenos strike much faster than that — humans are able to dodge them, and they're not blurred when moving onscreen. So assume xenos top out at ~65 MPH, andalites at ~800 MPH. Alloran could probably dice up a xeno in the time one took to attempt one bite of him. Since Elfangor can tail-fight circles around Alloran (AC), it'd be no contest.

One of my recent finds.

Screen shot of the actual store site that these are for sale at. I'm SICK & TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF POSTING AI! I don't recognize AI and if you don't like it, don't tell me, tell them.