Paulina: the smartest person alive, deceptive and cunning in the best possible way, good thing she’s a nice person because if not she’d be on par with Iago

Hermione: had to deal with a lot of shit from her husband and did it masterfully if I do say so myself

Florizell: so sweet what an angel, boyfriend material (Perdita thought so anyways)

Polixenes: actually a nice guy, 100% would want a friend like that

The Bear: you know why, points for sheer awesomeness

Perdita: lovely lady, kind of bland in my humble opinion

The Shepherd and his Son: don’t tell me they weren’t gold diggers, points for taking in a little orphan baby

Antigonus: I don’t think he survived long enough for me to form an opinion of him, will live on in infamy as the guy with the best shakespearean death

Camillo: swell guy, no problems with this one in my book

Autolycus: what a nuisance

Gonzalo: does his best to help people out of sticky situations, most reasonable and level-headed person on the islan

Ariel: loyal, in a frustrating position

Sebastian: did not want to kill his brother I respect that

Ferdinand: falls in love too easily but all around a good guy

Miranda: adorable even though she’s super ignorant and naive (not her fault btw)

Alonso: going through a tough time, nothing is really his fault

Caliban: terrible predicament, still not the best person tho

Trinculo and Stephano: annoying and drunk

Prospero: questionable ethics, a little too manipulative for my tastes