#emojidex

This is a good boi, he smiling very politely. I would allow my daughter duck to marry this handsome boi. I love how the feathers overlap, very nice and the shading is great! No complaints about this boi. 10/10

I’m concerned. He’s seems very frightened, and I’m worried about his and the others ducks safety. They should stay inside. Otherwise, the colouring is a little weird, his head is very gray and the coloured feather should be blue. And while I like the idea of colouring the line art I don’t think it works for this boi, definitely clashing with that horrid gradient. Blink once if your in need of assistance. 4/10

Ok so he’s either dancing or has a broken neck. The lack of emotion in his eyes leads me to the latter unfortunately. I kinda like the thicc line art on this boi, makes the scene more dramatic. His legs are giving me more of a pigeon vibe though. Please someone take him to the hospital. 7/10

This fluff boi seems to have gotten into a bit of an oil spill by the looks of his bill. He’s very shiny for some reason, could it be oil residue or some cleaning product of some sort? The saturation of the colours on his body and on his feet and head don’t really match and it looks as if someone transplanted his legs and head onto the body of another duck. Speaking of his legs, someone definitely copy and pasted those. And his feathers on his tail almost look like they’re growing backwards. Points for being a good ole boi 3/10

Oh my. I love this boi. I love him so much. Look at that face. The new angle is super refreshing. He gives me puppy vibes with that look in his eyes. I love the shading of his back feathers, gives a great illusion of more feathers, this boi made my quarantine better. 100/10

It’s a little flat for my taste, just a little shading would give him more body but I like the angle of his bill, gives me Donald Duck vibes. He is soulless but he’s swimming so I’ll leave him alone to enjoy the water. 3/10

I’m surprised, Facebook usually hits the nail on the head with their animals. There’s just something about him that looks weird, and I’m not really sure what it is. The shading is good, and I love the little tuff of feathers on his tail. I dunno, I don’t hate him I guess. 5/10

I think this boi broke his leg, it’s bending in a very odd way, I hope he’s okay. He also has an irregularly long neck compared to the others as well as a irregularly large bill compared to the size of his head. I like the shade of brown of his feathers and it grows great with the green of his head. He is very dapper, he makes sure to get his feathers groomed weekly. 8/10

What is up with OpenMoji. Why do they do this? It vexes me. Why doesn’t he have any eyes? Why is his bill so small? Why are his legs the small colour as his feathers? I’m not really sure what to say. I’m a little scared of OpenMoji. -8/10

Wow, what a handsome boi. I love the unique take on this one, and he looks very kind. Shading is good, I’m glad it’s not just a gray gradient, that would’ve made him look dead. Pretty sure it’s a goose though. 9/10

Aight so, I don’t post super often here, but with nothing much else to do I’ve got a new motivation. Also feel free to recommend emojis, that could be cool.

This is a very nice pick. It seems to have a plastic handle which is good to avoid any slipping and it is also made of a pretty solid metal. 9/10

A desPICKable pick (get it???) it has a very straight wooden handle which doesn’t seem ergonomic at all and it also seems to be made of black plastic??? like come on, we’re not hitting iron nails here or something, we’re trying to break rocks with this thing. Disgusting. 1/10

Although the handle is not ergonomic, the rest of the pick seems to have a high quality and looks semi-useful overall. 6/10

This is our first two-dimensional píck. You will find it useful if you inhabit a 2D world like Terraria, although you would need way too many pixels for this one. 7/10

Now this is what i call a fucking piece of shit. Even if you were in a 2D world, the curvature between both ends of the head is too high. It’s probably useful for plowing land but that’s it. 0/10

I've only ever seen it used as like a "this is cute and I might cry" emoji though

This is the guy I see because I have an iPhone. He looks very sad and has the very cute eyes and a very tiny frown. 100/10 because this is the one I see and I love him.

This guy looks kinda flat. He kinda looks like they took the Apple emoji and ironed it. I like his outline though. 20/10 because his puppy eyes are very cute and I love him

This guy doesn't look like he's pleading for ANYTHING. He's only frowning and looking up. -1/10

Bro I love this guy he looks very sad but just a little over the top. He's got a pouty lip which is neat. His mouth is too open though. 5/10 because he's looking the other direction of everyone else.

This one's creepy looking. He's staring into my soul with sunken eyes and the shines in them aren't bright. He gets a 2/10 because I think if I gave him any lower he'd consume my soul with those eyes.

This guy has just zoned out looking at the sky. 1/10 because they nailed zoning out perfectly

His eyebrows look funny and why are his eyes blue. He's got a blush but you can see where the eyes layer covers it. His shading is weird. 1/10 for the blush.

I'm love him he looks like he's going to cry and I don't want him to. The shines on his eyes are cute and his eyebrows are nice. 100/10 like the guy I see all the time

Did they even try? -100/10

the classic. it’s perfectly alright. apple has a weird thing with shading but i feel like it looks good on this emoji!! starting off strong with a 10/10

hey google? what’s this? thats not what a cowboy hat looks like. that looks like a sunhat. he looks happier than apple’s cowboy emoji, which i have to love, but that’s really all he has. 7/10, tentatively

this cowboy looks like hes seen some shit. he looks like hes smiling through the pain. the outline almost saves it but i dont know why hes looking dead at me with the brim of his cowboy hat a quarter down his eyes. how long are his eyes? what stories are behind them? the colours are good enough. 5/10

samsung..... why would u do this. why the gratuitous shading? at least the hat is right and he looks like really happy, the little eye shine makes it look good, but the shading. leaves something to be desired. 7.5/10

similar to apple’s, but i almost feel like this one is genuine. i dont know what about whatsapp’s smiling cowboy does it for me but it’s good! whatsapp generally has a good emoji 10/10

twitter’s cowboy, much like microsoft’s, seems dead inside. polite, sure. but dead inside. i don’t know what he’s seen, and i’m not sure i want to. 4/10

the hat???????????? why does is sit like that. i like the little slant to his smile, it’s a little mischievous, but the hat, i CANT get over. the shading is fine enough. 6/10 

apple, producing the classic new moon with a face. he has such a smooth face, with baby like skin, and eyes as deep as the ocean, its hard to not get lost in his forever gaze. if you stare too long though, you will swear you can feel his human lips brush against your ear. 7/10

google’s interpretation is very friendly, welcoming. his big round nose reminds me of a papa cartoon character, and is, therefore, very easy on the eyes and lovable. although the eyes are a tad blank, and frightful. 6/10

microsoft takes an interesting take on the moon - it appears to look more like a stale cookie, or like spongebob’s parents. his feline type nose throws me off... hes throwing mixed signals... this is not a moon, but a beast of the night, taunting, lurking. 4/10

samsung... oh samsung... what did you do? you’ve turned microsofts cookie moon beast into a cgi monster, with soft features, similar to that of apple’s. maybe this would be better if he didn’t have those patronized glints in his eyes. 3/10

LG has taken an interesting turn. this moon is... curious... and content, but you can clearly see the pain behind his eyes. his eyes are deep. lurking. a man of mystery. 5/10

what a happy face!! i feel delighted to see this moon on my screen. he is doing great, but not quite giving off the look that this emoji is supposed to represent. he is wonderful though anyways. 8/10.

what an interesting buddy! Facebook has taken a different path, while taking time to accentuate each and every crevice and curve of this moon’s surface. a beautiful boy, with caressing eyes. 7/10

a very calm moon. i feel calm looking at it. it is doing a wonderful job on conveying the night times sleep appeal. it is not doing a great job as the original emoji purposes, but is conveying a different emotion entirely. what a beautiful and intricate boy. a work of art. 10/10

i didn’t think there could be a better moon emoji than the original, but i stand corrected. what a 🌚  emoji. the empty stare takes the cake. 7/10

mozilla does a nice job at creating a unique yet form fitting moon face emoji. nothing to call home about though. he looks too eager to be here... what is he planning... 4/10

... an... interesting... take... terrifying, yes. calming, also yes. i’m not sure how to feel about the immense detail upon this ones face. a solid 5/10 should be okay... although i know that i should give this emoji a higher rating, or else it will come to me tonight and look at me through the window, open mouthed breathing, gently fogging up the window glass around it.