The Ram
The gray shadows are hideous, like he’s been playing in the ash of his burning farm which he lit on fire for whoever did this too him. You can see the pain in his eye, how dare they downplay those beautiful horns, my condolences my poor boi. 6/10
Wow, what a calming scene, completely destroyed but the horrific gradient on his body. He doesn’t mind though, he simply wishing to tell everyone that it’ll be okay, everything will be a-okay. 10/10
Um. Why is this ram three legged? What happened to him??? WHO DID THIS????? I don’t think Microsoft’s trademark simplistic cartoony style, it just makes his body look like it’s shaped weird. Plus are his horns jaundiced? Is he sick? 3/10 get well soon.
What. A. Good. Boi. He is very sweet and enjoys sugary cereal, specifically cheerios and lucky charms. He is also a fairly young ram judging by his baby face. I like how the shading is gray but it’s not overwhelming like apple, and his horns are just as good. I am a little concerned about his soulless eyes though. 8/10
This looks like a grade A good boi. I can see it in his eyes, he wishes to make people happy. He’s kooky to, his horns are nicely angular and I imagine he allows decorations draped between them for holidays. I like the unique more realistic colour of this ram. 13/10
He is very shy, you must approach him quietly. He’s very insecure about his shape and size, he’s always been smaller than the other rams. But... his eyes tell a different story, he doesn’t care about you, or anyone. He’s dead inside. Plus how can you trust a ram with stump legs like those, how is he supposed to climb mountains with that. 2/10
Wow, Facebook strikes again. This is beautiful, a level of realism that is not often seen in emojis. The horns especially have minute details carving them out to the point where I can almost feel the grooves. The muscles are defined nicely and I can tell he works out. He’s probably the best mountain climber out there. 100/10
This boi looks uncomfortable, and his legs are weirdly separated, like he’s about to take a pee. He is also dead inside, from all the bullying he got as a kid because of that weird spot his hind leg. The airbrushing is not pleasant and I’m disappointed to see it once again. And the horns, while curled nicely are shaded like a smeared skid mark. 1/10, points for colour
Can this even be considered an animal? Just looks like a series of lines with gray surrounding it. Look at that tail, where’s the effort here. No existent apparently, must’ve been eaten by the other, more superior of rams. There’s nothing to say because there’s barely anything there. 0/10
This is obviously a ram from hell, the gray atrocious shading is a tell tale sign. He serves The demons and hides the blood he shed in his thicc coat of wool. The demons aren’t very nice they don’t prioritize his wool maintenance. -666/10















