#fangirlop

Cast me a "hello" in holo

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“Hi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.”

[Beep!]

[Cat meows] “Howdy Cleo! I'm getting no messages from you and no missed calls. Must be where I'm staying. I found Jellie! Don't know what Scar sees in her. She's just scratching up the starter base I made.” [Cat meows] “Jellie, I'm busy talking to Cleo, we can go out later.

“You're in the End? I can work with that. Stay resilient! You'll need to kill me a few times when this is all over. Keep adventuring, Cleo.”

[Cat meow] “Yeah, we can g-”

Tell me I'm not all alone

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“Hi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.”

[Beep!]

[Zombie groaning] “H-howdy Cleo! Did you know that the caves are different now?!” [Arrow hitting a shield] “I'm trying to get- to get to the End to see if I can find you, but the way to the stronghold is different!”

[Cat yowls] “Jellie you didn't have to come. You could have stayed at the villa- OH!” [Explosion] “...I'm alright. I'll make it to ya Cleo. I promise. I will. I ain't leaving you behind.”

The corridors are narrow and the rations miss the mark

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“Hi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.”

[Beep!]

[Steady hum of the End Portal] “...Howdy Cleo. This stronghold lead to a new dragon with a new fight. I… Well…” [Enderman teleports] “It's hard without you. I am not a good fighter. I made it, but… It's…”

[Sniffles] “I want to go home. I want to see gigantic builds that make no sense.” [Enderman teleports] “Can you guys stop?! I'm having a moment! Silence for just a few minutes!

“It's cool, it's fine. I'll take it. I'll… Keep adventuring. I'll be fine! It'll be fine!”

As we fly like Zeno's arrow past the sparkles in the dark

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“This is ZombieCleo! Joe I swear to all the Gods why did you have to be so reckless.”

[Beep!]

[Cat purring] “Howdy Cleo! I don't know what you're talking about. Me? Reckless? No, I was perfectly fine! My elytra didn't break over the Void and I didn't plummet to a horrific death! What would give you that idea?

“In unrelated news, did you know that dying when you're not synced to a world really hurts?”

I think of home and what I miss is picnics in the park

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“Hey, this is ZombieCleo. Joe, Season Nine already started. Where are you?”

[Beep!]

[Cat meows] “Howd… What? I… I don't have a new access card, Cleo. I can't join the server yet. Hopefully that gets remedied shortly!

“Jellie and I had a picnic today! I gave her fish and I ate plenty of golden carrots. The blanket was rough, you were always better at that than I am. Then we went on a trip to the caves for some more diamonds, a lot deeper than usual.

“I'll give you extra diamonds if you don't tell Scar I'm keeping Jellie. She's grown on me.

“Keep adventuring Cleo. I'll… I'll get there… I'll turn up!”

So, send me a wave via subspace

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“Hey, this is ZombieCleo. Joe, Season Nine already started. Where are you?”

[Beep!]

[Air whistling and cat yowling] “Howdy Cleo! Today I'm packing up from the base and flying away to see if I can find somewhere else where I can disconnect from this world and join Season Nine when I get the access card! Jellie doesn't really like being in the harness but I promiseI won't drop her!”

[Rocket goes off] “These mountains are beautiful! The snow on them is deadly though, don't stand on it or you'll freeze! I'll be home soon, don't you worry!

“Keep adventuring, Cleo!”

Tap me a line or two

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“This is ZombieCleo. Joe you better stop leaving voicemails and show up or I'll permakill you.

[Beep!]

[Fire crackling and cat purring] “Howdy Cleo! I got a message from Xisuma today! It said-” [imitates Xisuma's voice] “‘Hello Joe! Cleo tells me that you're trapped on another world. I'll do my best to send you your card, but without knowing where you are, it becomes challenging.’ Like, I knew that already, X! I knew you hadn't sent it to me yet!

“So hopefully I'll be able to join the server again soon! I joined Season One without an access card, did you know that? I just showed up one day.

“Tomorrow morning I'll head out farther to see if I can connect up with more things! Maybe then I'll finally get my access card.

“Keep adventuring Cleo! Good night.”

Because though we grow distantly relativistically

[Ring… Ring… Ring…]

“This is ZombieCleo. Joe you better stop leaving voicemails and show up or I'll permakill you.

[Beep!]

[Laughter through tears] “Howdy Cleo! Guess what appeared today?” [Sniffles] “My Season Nine server access card! I'm gonna see y'all again!

“I missed you. Keep adventuring.”

I'm coming home to you