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D'Ciet: Giant Pacific octopus/blue ringed octopus (he's one of the oldest merfolk alive, the species he would call himself has long gone extinct and disappeared to human prehistory)
âHello, this is ZombieCleo. I'm busy dealing with a giant moon. If this is Joe, we live together, come bother me in person.â
[Beep!]
[Rockets going off and air whistling] âHowdy Cleo. The weather is nice today. I flew far away from the moon before it crashed and I may still be on the server and I may not. Is it still our server when there's no one home? I tried to leave the world but I have nowhere else to go other than the Patron server, which I can't even access.
âThere's no moon at night anymore, but mobs seem to spawn less. I wouldn't know. I sleep all night.â
[Footsteps on grass] â...Goodbye Cleo. I'll make it home. Keep adventuring.â
Beam me a message from home
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHello, this is ZombieCleo. I'm busy dealing with a giant moon. If this is Joe, we live together, come bother me in person.â
[Beep!]
[Villagers murmuring] âHowdy Cleo. I hope you're getting these messages. I found a giant mountain today! It looked like something Bdubs or Scar would build. I looked around for someone but all I found was a village. It's not broken in any way, which is good!â
[Experience collected] âUnlike this fortunate village, my Season Eight server access card shattered a few days ago. I suppose that means the server is gone for good. Which, you know, that's fine! It's okay! It's not the worst thing that's happened to me. We both have had worse things happen than shattered access cards! It's fine!â
[Footsteps on path then grass] âAnyway, ignoring the access card, I'll just have to make do in this strange world! I'll make a small base here until I can find my way off this world.
âKeep adventuring, Cleo!â
Cast me a "hello" in holo
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.â
[Beep!]
[Cat meows] âHowdy Cleo! I'm getting no messages from you and no missed calls. Must be where I'm staying. I found Jellie! Don't know what Scar sees in her. She's just scratching up the starter base I made.â [Cat meows] âJellie, I'm busy talking to Cleo, we can go out later.
âYou're in the End? I can work with that. Stay resilient! You'll need to kill me a few times when this is all over. Keep adventuring, Cleo.â
[Cat meow] âYeah, we can g-â
Tell me I'm not all alone
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.â
[Beep!]
[Zombie groaning] âH-howdy Cleo! Did you know that the caves are different now?!â [Arrow hitting a shield] âI'm trying to get- to get to the End to see if I can find you, but the way to the stronghold is different!â
[Cat yowls] âJellie you didn't have to come. You could have stayed at the villa- OH!â [Explosion] â...I'm alright. I'll make it to ya Cleo. I promise. I will. I ain't leaving you behind.â
The corridors are narrow and the rations miss the mark
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHi, this is ZombieCleo. I'm trapped in the End making friends with Endermen. Joe, stop leaving voicemails and pick up when I call.â
[Beep!]
[Steady hum of the End Portal] â...Howdy Cleo. This stronghold lead to a new dragon with a new fight. I⌠WellâŚâ [Enderman teleports] âIt's hard without you. I am not a good fighter. I made it, but⌠It'sâŚâ
[Sniffles] âI want to go home. I want to see gigantic builds that make no sense.â [Enderman teleports] âCan you guys stop?! I'm having a moment! Silence for just a few minutes!
âIt's cool, it's fine. I'll take it. I'll⌠Keep adventuring. I'll be fine! It'll be fine!â
As we fly like Zeno's arrow past the sparkles in the dark
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âThis is ZombieCleo! Joe I swear to all the Gods why did you have to be so reckless.â
[Beep!]
[Cat purring] âHowdy Cleo! I don't know what you're talking about. Me? Reckless? No, I was perfectly fine! My elytra didn't break over the Void and I didn't plummet to a horrific death! What would give you that idea?
âIn unrelated news, did you know that dying when you're not synced to a world really hurts?â
I think of home and what I miss is picnics in the park
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHey, this is ZombieCleo. Joe, Season Nine already started. Where are you?â
[Beep!]
[Cat meows] âHowd⌠What? I⌠I don't have a new access card, Cleo. I can't join the server yet. Hopefully that gets remedied shortly!
âJellie and I had a picnic today! I gave her fish and I ate plenty of golden carrots. The blanket was rough, you were always better at that than I am. Then we went on a trip to the caves for some more diamonds, a lot deeper than usual.
âI'll give you extra diamonds if you don't tell Scar I'm keeping Jellie. She's grown on me.
âKeep adventuring Cleo. I'll⌠I'll get there⌠I'll turn up!â
So, send me a wave via subspace
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âHey, this is ZombieCleo. Joe, Season Nine already started. Where are you?â
[Beep!]
[Air whistling and cat yowling] âHowdy Cleo! Today I'm packing up from the base and flying away to see if I can find somewhere else where I can disconnect from this world and join Season Nine when I get the access card! Jellie doesn't really like being in the harness but I promiseI won't drop her!â
[Rocket goes off] âThese mountains are beautiful! The snow on them is deadly though, don't stand on it or you'll freeze! I'll be home soon, don't you worry!
âKeep adventuring, Cleo!â
Tap me a line or two
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âThis is ZombieCleo. Joe you better stop leaving voicemails and show up or I'll permakill you.
[Beep!]
[Fire crackling and cat purring] âHowdy Cleo! I got a message from Xisuma today! It said-â [imitates Xisuma's voice] ââHello Joe! Cleo tells me that you're trapped on another world. I'll do my best to send you your card, but without knowing where you are, it becomes challenging.â Like, I knew that already, X! I knew you hadn't sent it to me yet!
âSo hopefully I'll be able to join the server again soon! I joined Season One without an access card, did you know that? I just showed up one day.
âTomorrow morning I'll head out farther to see if I can connect up with more things! Maybe then I'll finally get my access card.
âKeep adventuring Cleo! Good night.â
Because though we grow distantly relativistically
[Ring⌠Ring⌠RingâŚ]
âThis is ZombieCleo. Joe you better stop leaving voicemails and show up or I'll permakill you.
[Beep!]
[Laughter through tears] âHowdy Cleo! Guess what appeared today?â [Sniffles] âMy Season Nine server access card! I'm gonna see y'all again!
âI missed you. Keep adventuring.â
I'm coming home to you
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