Inspired by this blurb<- @empressoftea that I couldn’t pass down writing abt <3
“Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together.”
Tw: Kronk! Fem reader, she/her pronouns, Twst cast actually having morals for once and being horrifically down bad, they hate Yzma for insulting your spinach puffs, maybe some suggestiveness bc Kronk being good with kids and all that, and just general goofiness (no Yandere this time but maybe if it’s requested?)
🍄 Jade Leech is over the metaphorical Twisted Wonderland moon when he figures out that not only are you a lover of nature similar to he, but you also love to cook! Maybe you guys could try some recipes together? Maybe even adding in some mushrooms that you found on your hikes?!?! He’s overjoyed at the possibilities of having someone actively participate in things he enjoys, like hiking. But…a word of caution, never share your fear of Yzma insulting your foods (even if it’s jokingly) to Jade, because he will attempt to throw hands with this figure that used to be your boss. And of course since Kronk! Reader isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, she thinks that Jade is just being a really good friend! Not aware at all of the fact that Jade is strongly considering telling his mom about his ‘soulmate’ before he meets his mother for the wedding that you all were invited to…
⚔️ Silver Vanrouge never really thought too hard about the idea of animals loving him, it was just a fact, like the grass being green and the sky being blue, so imagine his shock when this very ditzy, yet beautiful woman, steps out of her coffin during the Opening ceremony, and not only was the direbeast named Grim immediately drawn to her, but animals from outside started to flock to her as well. All the more oddly enough, she is able to fluently communicate with the crowd of animals surrounding her, even though Animal Communications was a class taught only in colleges or academy’s like Night Raven. Your ability to cook also paired with your innate lack of introverted-ness, and to become friends with anyone who you interact with really endeared you to him, since, let’s be honest, Lilia, despite being an amazing father to Silver, did not have the skills of a…masterful chef, to say the least. And Silver isn’t exactly known for his approachability on account of his RBF. Not only that, but your love of nature had you following him around to interact with the animals that you two naturally draw towards yourselves. (Ignore the fact that the bunnies have started trying to nudge you two closer, and that the birds try to lift your arms to hold hands.) The cherry on top of the already overwhelmingly perfect cake for Silver Vanrouge? You two share an overwhelming desire to make your fathers proud, but since your father is in a completely different world, maybe Lilia can be your father in law?
☘️ Trey Clover, even in his wildest dreams, never could have imagined the gorgeous smokeshow that magically appeared in his kitchen, would just come up to him and ask to make raisin bread with him. He had to blink twice to make sure that the stunning woman that just showed up in his kitchen with a dorky little chefs hat, a powder covered “kiss the cook” apron, and worn through oven mitts actually meant it, and wasn’t trying to pull a magicam prank with Cater! Albeit a little reluctantly, Trey eventually does end up helping you making this wonderful raisin bread recipe, and he finds that despite your lackadaisical and carefree attitude, you are an excellent cook, and wash your own dishes when you’re done, something that he unfortunately can’t say for half his dormates. not to mention after you guys were finished and Treys Siblings started calling, he answered so you came up to say hi, they immediately loved you! Saying that they can’t wait for Treys “girlfriend” to visit for winter break, and that they’ve heard so much about you! Just ignore the pink dusting Treys cheeks, please. But maybe if you accept, you two can give his siblings some nieces and nephews?
🐍 Jamil Viper sighed so loud in his head when you appeared in Scarabia, that he actually thought that he went deaf from how loud he sighed. Unfortunately he didn’t, and was forced to watch from the kitchen, as Kalim tried convincing you of meeting with his cousin, Minajael, to see if you would love his tigers or not! Deciding that the conservation should just end there, Jamil, not so subtly, takes you to the kitchen, away from your overwhelmingly naïve companion, who just blinks, then winks at Jamil before walking away. At Kalims implication Jamil lets go of your arm, only to find that you already have started to read through the recipe book that Jamil had left out, as he was planning on making lunch before Kalim decided it was a good idea to out Darwin’s theory to the test. Surprisingly enough, even though you seemed only a tad bit better in naïveté than Kalim, you actually skimmed through the cookbook like you know what you were doing, and instead of asking Jamil incessant questions like Kalim would, you just ask him if you can help with his cooking. Jamil wasn’t sure if he completely trusted you yet but he relented, upon seeing that, just like Kalim, you don’t have a single bad bone in your body. Jamil finds that cooking with you is oddly pleasant, your extra movements like twirling the ladles and dancing may seem a little weird but it adds a liviness to cooking that Jamil forgot was there, after cooking for the Al-Asims for so long. Jamil finds that after your very successful cooking session, he desperately needs to interact with you more, talking about interests, hobbies, different recipes from your world, all of the things that he’s never saw himself imagining. Deciding that he can’t deal with the mental implications of his raging thoughts, he talks to his sister about it, and his sister started teasing him about having a crush, as unhelpful as that was, Jamil found that he really didn’t mind imagining a life with you outside of Night Raven. Maybe you two could open up a freestyle dance studio once he gains his freedom from the Al-Asims, your kids would obviously gain free admission of course!
🐉 Malleus Draconia knew as soon as he met you, that he would just have to marry you, your immense beauty paired with your inability to judge someone based off of their title, really made him fall head over heels for you. I mean, it’s not everyday that the Malleus Draconia meets a woman who doesn’t want him for his power, but just wants to hang out with him since he has “good vibes”. Through further “hanging out” with you, Malleus discovers that every time he is with you, under the starlit sky near Ramshackle, he learns more and more things that solidify his overwhelming love for you. For example he recently figured out you love animals and that you used to teach a local children’s club on animals and nature. Malleus thinks for a minute, on why that statement made him so flustered and hot, and that’s when he realized, that he would love to have children with you, to see you embracing them lovingly and teaching them about Briar Valley as the heirs to the Draconia Bloodline, not to mention that despite being human, you have a beautiful strength hidden beneath that fragile skin, that Malleus finds himself fantasizing more and more about the longer that you stay together.
💄 Vil Schoenheit was enraptured by you from the moment he laid eyes on you, from your gorgeous hair, to your innate beauty, everything about you screamed beauty that Vil must help bloom. Vil regularly gifts you large amounts of skincare, along with gracefully handwritten letters that give you explicit instructions on how to use them correctly, and in return for his generosity, you help Vil carry his costumes or makeup bags, or even suitcases to movie sets halfway across twisted wonderland. Ignore Vil staring at your arms flexing when you lift up a trunk filled with props, and ignore his hands lingering on your body when taking your “measurements”, and definitely ignore the way that he is simply obsessed with making the perfect “loose” outfit for you! Though the “loose” clothing in question does look eerily similar to maternity clothes, but don’t worry about that! Besides Vil already has his dad’s blessing…
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And it just so happens that the same reason that the Twst cast falls for you, also attracts good for nothing punks who only catcall and disrespect you for being Naïve or a “pushover”, this obviously enrages the Twst boys, and they do anything in their power to protect the national treasure that is Kronk! Reader. And if you want to take it literally, there are 2 princes at that school, one of which has expressed his deep devotion to you, and it would be very easy for Malleus to make you an ambassador of Briar Valley-Human Relations. You also have the possibility to become a famous stagehand for Vil Schoenheit, a world renowned chef whose bakery is run with her husband, the wife to a lifelong friend and guard of Malleus Draconia, or the good cop when Jade (the bad cop) decides to torment another soul with his obsession with mushrooms (only rivaled by his love for you), or being able to wake up everyday to delicious food cooked by your amazing husband that broke away from the Al-Asim family to start a famous Dance Studio renowned the world over. Thus becoming an actual national treasure that no one would dare try to take advantage of or manipulate to do evil ever again!
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(A/N) It’s 6 in the morning when I’m writing this and I hate autocorrect and I hate spellchecking so if there’s any run on sentences or inaccuracies for the character I’ll probably fix it later 😭
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Malleus: Hmmm…I’m not accustomed to wearing white. I wonder when the next opportunity will arise to attend a wedding of which I am invited to?
*proceeds to look yearningly at (Name)*
(Name): that’s crazy bro- check out this crab that punched me
Maleanor and Raverne watching their kid fail at Fae Flirting TM: ….If only (Name) was fae…
*They both turn to each other before the fae equivalent of a lightbulb appears over theirs head*
What if…we made (Name) an…honorary fae?
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(Name): Hey Hornton!
*Malleus turns around at breakneck speeds to greet his future spouse*
(Name): Did you secretly give me a book on this trip? Because when I woke up in Grim and I’s room this morning, I found a book on my nightstand…
It’s titled “101 ways to court a Royal Fae By: Malverne???”
Malleus: … I would know nothing of it my child of man.
Malleus (interally): I GIVE YOU MY THANKS WHEREVER YOU MOTHER AND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
Maleanor and Raverne high fiving before already starting a wedding design that they are going to astral project onto any poor unwilling soul
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Mama Leech: my~ what do you have there my dear (Name)?
(Name): It’s a book that Malleus apparently was gifted by Lilia! Although I don’t know why he had to give it to me in secret…
Mama Leech: oh my! Here, allow me to see this book?
*a suspiciously book shaped splash hits the water as Mama Leech smiles*
No competition for my boys, Floyd and Jade, you better not mess this up~
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Malleus: Dear Child of Man, please except this hand picked bouquet of flowers!
(Name): oh it’s beautiful Malleus! I was actually just drawing the cove using paints made in the town! I hear that they are all natural and hand crafted!
*Malleus blushes so hard he faints*
Maleanor and Raverne hugging each other before screaming: (NAME) RECIPROCATES HIS FEELINGS!!! THEY GIFTED A CREATION OF THEIR OWN MAKING, THAT IS MADE FROM NATURAL MATERIALS, AND WAS EXCHANGED IN RETURN FOR THE BOUQUET!!!!! THEYRE GONNA GET MARRIED!!!!!
Hi, can you write a reaction to the fact that the reader is a Spider-Woman? I watched season 2 of the Spider-Man animated series and I'm inspired.
Overblit +kalim
I’m tired and I don’t feel like adding tw so read at your own risk ig
Spider Woman! Reader is an anomaly even by twisted wonderland standards, with her spider abilities like web slinging and climbing on walls, not to mention to innate sense of danger that comes with being a Spidey.
Here’s how the overblots +Kalim react!
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Riddle is proud? He is embarrassed that someone as heroic as you is even at night college in the first place! Not to mention the fact that you can literally make something that is 40x stronger than steel, with your own body! And you do all of that without magic! He’s in awe of you, but worried have may have fumbled his chances with a baddie like you after his overblot.
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Leona is seems indifferent but highly intrigued, obviously he tries to hide his interest in your situation but he fails- miserably. He will sometimes come up to you just to ask you to find him a good napping spot or something 💀 just so he has an excuse to see you in your natural element spinning webs to get to high places and whatnot.
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Azul is ecstatic, for the wrong reasons of course. He immediately wants to make a deal with you, utilizing your natural silk for softer clothes or even just your spidey sense to intimidate deal breakers. Azul obviously admires you a lot for your mastery of web slinging and crime fighting, but he also just wants to experience what it’s like being in a caccoon, since he wonders is spider silk is similar to his octopot. But unfortunately he’s far too embarrassed to ask you to make one for him. He will also make anybody who annoys you life a living hell. Courtesy of the Lounge, anything for their favorite customer!
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Kalim is happy because he’s Kalim, like cool! He already knew he wanted to marry you when you first met, now you just have cool powers without magic that make you even cooler and prettier. He will ask you to make him the most complicated outfits ever put of your spider silk because only YOUR spider silk is worth his time. He will ask you to climb the walls to get something since only YOU can do it right. At least you gave a break to Jamil, but now the spoiled Al-Asim heir is bothering you. He is the biggest enabler ever though, you can do NO WRONG in his eyes, and his will support you no matter what.
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Jamil loves you! Don’t get him wrong, but with your eerie similarity to those eight legged freaks that he hates, he kinda keeps you at a distance at first, he does NOT want to find out whether or not you live up to your namesake as Spider-Woman. Over time he comes to love you for all of your spider-ness, and is so greatful that you have your spidey sense, because now, you can detect if there is poison in the food Kalim eats or not, making his life a lot easier and giving him more time to talk stalk you!
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Ngl I don’t like Vil that much but I hope I do him justice! Vil is indifferent, so what if you can do all that webslinging without magic? You still have to work to improve yourself and your beauty far beyond that of now, but he does gain a soft spot for you, after all you are just gorgeous slinging around and helping students! Obviously not as beautiful as himself, but you do have inner and outer beauty that he can respect after being in a fake industry like acting. Maybe if he’s feeling benevolent he will allow you to give him some of your silk to sew for extra strength into his Yoga outfits. Not so that a bit of you can be with him at all times….
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Idia is shocked! I mean, why are you, an SSR mega-rare drop rate, Permi buffed character talking with so much kindness to a loser like him?!?? He first saw you interacting so nicely with his little brother, and he’ll never admit it, but he did get a little crush on you then, but seeing you now, saving him from tripping over him own feet and dropping the very important project he was working on, made him swoon. His hair started to become pink and he’s a blushing mess as he asks you for your number. Being the nice spiderwoman you are you give it to him, if only you knew the amount of stalking he does after you do that…
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Malleus is intrigued, he didn’t know that about you child of man! He wonders what else you can do when the potential of danger arises, do you only have the spider sense, or do you also use your webs to tie up the offender before they can truly lay a finger on you? How excited he is, not only to have such a wonderful heroic and admirable friend, but to have someone as powerful as you to be his future wife, and Queen to Briar Valley
Leona never really liked his human life to be honest, being second born meant he was treated terribly by his own parents, adding to his over all hatred to the Royal family. For this reason he started staging a quiet rebellion against his brother.
The history books will say that Leona Kingscholar fought ferociously for his place on the throne, but unfortunately his brother’s forces were just too overwhelming, and Leona lost his life in the rebellion battle.
Never before was he thankful for his status as a ghost, haunting the ruins of the Palace he failed to take over, but with your arrival, he might just change his mind on that whole ghost thing.
When you arrived with your Family to Inherit the Palace after winning a battle for the abandoned place, it’s like his whole world was shifted. Not only were you gorgeous, but you were also second born.
Leona understands your struggles, you both are brilliant minds, shut down by your own family because of the order you were born. So Leona does what he does best, he strategizes how to win over your heart in the afterlife. Leona has to have you, you two are the same and he needs to own your heart for himself.
Now all he needs to do is get you to enter his room, so he can follow you…
Leona starts to appear on your bed on those freezing Savanah nights, to sleep curled up next to you like he isn’t a monster under your bed. But not before he whispers in your ear about the disgraced second princes room. Up the stairs to the left, the door with all the blood soaked stains and scratch marks. He whispers of all the hidden knowledge of lost civilizations stored in that forbidden room, of all the brilliant military strategies that could supply a lifetime of victories to your poor, politically irrelevant family…
‘Just one peek’ is easy to say to yourself when you’ve been having the most convincing dreams of that room lately. The banged up brass doorknob practically screaming for you to ‘just twist it… just a little’. Finally mustering up your courage, you enter the room and look around. If there were any doubts about a battle happening in the palace before, then whomever had those doubts should come to the second princes room. There is torn up furniture everywhere, the claw marks deep and serrated litter the furniture scattered about like scars of the past. There is a chair with the cushioning peeking out, white fluffy softness corrupted with the satin of blood, the bed is cracked in multiple places, one of the canopy posts cracked in like somebody was throw at it. The curtains are torn and decaying, the concrete of the walls chipping away, like a subtle suggestion of all the layers that this palace of stone and dirt holds in its dark history.
You walk around the room, looking for nothing in particular, when a certain book catches your eye, it’s not prominent in the way that shouts glitter and sparkles, if anything it’s possibly the most basic book in the room. However the isolation of it, is what steals your attention. Whereas all the other books are neatly lined in a shelf by alphabetical order, from what you can make out of the titles, this line book lays delicately atop the broken and splintered bed, like a grim fairytale to be read to the dead prince. Approaching the bed, being mindful of the cracked tile and musty carpets, you gingerly pick up the dusty book. The cover is tattered and peeling at the edges, and the metal corner covers are now tarnished to a filthy brown, the pages are bug eaten and slightly damp, the smell coming off of it is not one of dusty old pages that you normally find comfort in, but that of metallic rotted blood. The stench catches your nose before anything else registers, such as the sudden creaking of the curtain rods, or the eerie crackly music box, that started scratching along a broken tune.
The fluff of the chairs and the scattered blood dripped pages start to slightly swirl around the room in what ca only be described as a warning. Your mind desperately tries to close the book, but a presence is keeping you there, forcing you to turn the page and glance at the words written.
July 27, xxxx
Today is my birthday, but there is nothing to celebrate, not when I should not have been born in the first place. I wish that I could just have been king, but no, my idiotic brother and his stupid kid have to be the ones in line for the throne. I just wish that I could-
Your mind is still processing the words, when your hands start being forcefully moved, turning the pages faster and faster until the words blur together in what can only be described as a blurry cacophony of hate and loathing. Until you reach the final entry, 100 years before your family moved here
July 27, xxxx
Today I had a vision in my sleep…it was of a beautiful (Skin tone) person, their back was turned to me, but something about their presence stood out to me. Despite being second born and never in line for the throne, I feel like this person is…home, like they are all I need in life to be royalty. But my dream ended before I could even get their name, if only I could do something about it…
You close the book, your control of your body slowly returning, starting from your shoulders to your elbows to your fingertips. You shudder from how cold the room has suddenly turned, teeth chattering and the book dropped face down on the bed.
Just as you are about to turn around and run out of the room, a voice emerges from the bed behind you.
“Ya’ know it’s not very nice to go through people’s stuff” a gruff voice from behind you chuffs.
Little did you know that the simple action of reading that book, tied your soul to the princes until you too, become part of the palaces dark history of death.
Yandere! Genshin characters peeling an orange for you :)
(Ik that theory has been disproved like to hell and back but I just find this idea funny)
(Tw: Yandere behavior, mentions of hunting you down, pathetically down bad Genshin men, little bit of humor, mentions of blood, yanderes being realllyyy apologetic for their shit in the past, cursing.) let me know if I missed any!
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Oh woe is you! For you just got a crate of oranges (Bulle Fruit) sent to your temple by your sweet Neuvilette and you just don’t have the effort to peel them! You hate the feeling of the piff getting stuck under your long nails and honestly you just hate the feeling that the peel leaves behind in the first place! You so call one of your beloved acolytes to help with your little issue :) here’s how they respond!
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Diluc: You want me to peel this orange for you, Creator? Very well then, I will have Elzer take over Winery duties while I peel this for you. •30 Minutes later•
You: Heyyyy Diluc? I was wondering about that orange-
Diluc proceeds to whip around to show you the orange that has been picked clean of any imperfections, the peel and piff lying messily around his desk where his paperwork lies untouched
9/10 perfect orange but it was a little warm from his hands and took a little to long
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Kaeya stares at you incredulously, like you just asked him to fight Celestia, your very temperamental younger sister, bare handed or something. You raise an eyebrow to him, “what? I don’t like the feeling of the skin under my nails” you huff turning your head away while you hand him the fairly big fruit.
Kaeya laughs before peeling the orange skin and peeling the little stands off as well, it took a minute or two becasue he is very swift.
Kaeya hands you the orange, lightly smiling all the while, “anything else that my dear creator needs done for them?” He teases testing your for your reaction, but you’re already to emotionally invested in eating the orange to notice Kaeyas increasing blush at your aloofness.
8/10 really well peeled but didn’t get everything and his teasing kinda annoyed you
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Kazuha swears that he’s going to write a million poems the moment your heavenly voice reaches his ears, nay, no amount of poetry ever written could ever truly encapsulate your true aura and beauty.
Kazuha is on cloud nine as soon as your voice reaches him and can barely process that your asking him a favor, but he grabs the orange from you as if you just handed him a baby, very gently and carefully.
Kazuha then peels the orange for you, peeling back the layers with a reverence unseen to you before, the sight makes you blush a little as you continue to carefully watch him prepare your orange.
Kazuha eventually finishes peeling the orange and he hands it to you with a small smile, using his anemo vision to gently blow the skin and peel away before you can worry about a mess. You take the orange with a newfound gratefulness from his hard work and dedication, taking a slice from the orange it is so sweet and juicy that you actually want to cry from how amazing it tastes!
Kazuha noticed this reaction and freaks out wondering if your ok, and if he really just upset his creator to the point of making them break down in tears.
You: How did you make this orange so good Kazuha?!??!? Does anemo make better oranges or something?
Kazuha: *blushes* oh- no dear Creator I simply peeled it with love :)
You: Well keep at it! This is the best orange over ever had! Thanks Kazuha :)
Kazuha: *somehow not dead yet from your attention on him* T-thank you Creator!
Beidou: hehehehe! You certainly know how to make him flustered don’t you creator?
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I’ll do a part two eventually but this is the most motivation I’ve got recently so yeah 😭
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I'd like to request for platonic yandere riddle x reader hcs
For sure! thank you for requesting ❤️
I’m not responsible for what you read, but some trigger warnings include: Yandere (obviously), child abuse themes, yelling, cursing, spoilers for book 1, reader being older than Riddle, everyone teaming up to beat the shit out of Riddles mom, and Riddle really needing therapy
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🌹 Let’s be so fr you know what you got into when you started being friends with Riddle after his overblot. He really is trying to work on himself but he honestly can’t help that he feels bubbling rage towards those measly card soldiers Ace and Deuce for taking up all your time! You helped him with his overblot, you didn’t punch or provoke him, so why should you give your attention to that stupid Ace?! (Ace slander kinda deserved tbh)
🌹 Riddle really does want to change for you, he NEEDS to be a friend you want to keep around so that he may help you as you helped him, he wants to be YOUR best friend that you coddle and coo at for getting high grades, he wants to feel the validation he didn’t get from his mother from you.
🌹 Riddle will help you study and even will give sly hints towards answers on Professor Treins tests because he desperately craves the validation that he needs to fall from your lips.
🌹 Similar to a proud child, Riddle will show off test scores and Equestrian club clips showcasing his prowess just for your praise (always for your praise)
🌹 The amount of times Riddle has to prevent himself from calling you his older sibling/parent is astounding, he just really needs someone to be a better parental figure than his mother, and while you think of him as a cute little Second year that just craves validations from someone like you, that has older sibling vibes (Trey can suck my dih). Riddle sees every new compliment and praise, as you slowly getting more and more comfortable with the idea of being Riddles older sibling.
🌹 Riddle isn’t very prone to gossip or rumors but something about the way that you rush to Heartslaybul to gossip about Ace and Deuce doing something stupid again really makes him feel like you are the missing puzzle piece to his imagined perfect family.
🌹 HOWEVER never let the gossip turn towards crushes or romantic interests because he will make the person who you are interested in either 1. Regret existence as he points out every flaw they have ever, or 2. Actually pick a fight with Riddle Rosehearts himself (again Ace)
🌹 Riddle will NEVER yell at you, if he does he actually will seek out the other Housewardens to see if they have any suitable punishments for him, because you are so amazing to him that he can’t ever forgive himself for being like his mother towards the ‘family’ that he chose.
🌹 On another, less depressing note, Riddle will actually start to pickup on the gossip talks that you have, bringing his favorite strawberry tarts and teas as you ramble about your day, as he chimes in with very formal, yet sassy, commentary. Eventually every other day is you and Riddle hanging out, just talking about anything and everything.
🌹 Riddle actually does do something that kind of annoys you but endears you at the same time, and that is taking your stuff. From notebooks and pens, nothing of yours is safe from Riddle, his excuse being that he likes your style of (items?). Riddle will actually have a small collection of your items that he stole, to “feel closer to you” and that he just keeps “forgetting” to return to you.
🌹 But hey! On the bright side though, since his parents are loaded, he can just give you the thaumarks needed to buy new items as the cycle repeats.
🌹 To be honest I feel like you & Heartslaybul would start to grow protective over Riddle the longer the school year goes on (especially after Malleus’ overblot, even though Riddle is the Yandere), and I can totally see everybody in Heartslaybul + Chenya just ganging up and beating the absolute ever loving shit out of Mrs. Rosehearts if she dares to make a comment like “oh the prefect of Heartslaybul is not worthy of being friends with Riddle!”
And the best part is everybody has been wanting to do that for forever! it’s just that insulting you and Riddles friendship is a line she forgot she couldn’t cross, ESPECIALLY since they don’t want him to relapse from all the positive progress he’s made with you. You best believe that Mrs. Rosehearts WILL be “swimmin’ with da’ fishies” (courtesy of Octavinelle)
Honestly I can see it now, Riddle coming into the lounge of Heartslaybul, Three rotating office chairs placed ominously in the single spotlight, their backs facing Riddle. The three chairs turn around slowly, creaking eerily all the while, and when they’re fully turned around… it’s just you, Trey, and Chenya wearing suits, fedoras, and sunglasses with really tacky fake mustaches taped on. You have to try not to laugh as you put on your best Italian mob boss accent
“Who dared come to me, on the day of my brothers exam?” You mutter, looking away from Riddles confused face as Trey and Chenya solemnly nod.
“We think it was the Backstabbing traitor who threatened our valuable insider information, but we’re not to confident boss” Trey slowly added. Shaking his head and tsk-ing.
Riddle, still having no idea what’s going on, is now intrigued by what you’re doing with his two childhood friends.
“Rest assured, boss, we took care of…the trash, and she’s now swimming with the fishies.” Chenya playfully adds, somehow summoning a fish bone in his hand to further emphasize the point.
“Good, we can’t have her snooping around in the family business, make sure that there’s nothing left of her to find.” You state with a finality to your voice.
Riddle is now fully confused, until you all stand up, out of your chairs to hand him a letter that was tucked away in your coat. You all slowly walk away as the chairs rolled with you. Riddle cautiously opens the letter only to find a small handwritten note that says “Sorry, we slimed out your mom 😋 -(Name) and the gang” (think the note from Gojo to Megumi in JJK)
Riddle should be hurt, he should start sobbing and clutching the floor wondering why his friends would do such a cruel thing. Key word: should be. Instead he feels a rising euphoria in his chest, he may not understand your slang or weird emojis, but whatever you did to his mother will make sure that she will never bother him again, and honestly that’s way better than any stupid test score he would’ve tried to show you, because now he doesn’t have to worry about his mother disowning him for being your friend, or that bitch screaming at him for trying to replace her. Riddle turns around to where you guys walked out, and though not understanding your worlds Godfather reference, gives you, Trey, and Chenya a big hug as he realizes what you guys have done for him, and what he has done for you guys. It’s obvious to Riddle now, he never needed his mom when the family he really needed was right in front of him this entire time.
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(A/N) I wonder how you could tell that I have a younger sister that used to take all my stuff cause it was ‘cooler’ and ‘better’ , also I can’t bring myself to write for Riddle as funnier hc like I did with Rook because Riddle needs all the love ever ❤️❤️❤️
Silver never thought that in his human life, his curse would follow into the afterlife. But on the bright side, he is madly in love with you! His sweet little sleep paralysis hauntee! Silver just wishes that, as a sleep paralysis demon, he could do more things, like his actual job as your certified sleep paralysis demon! Buts it’s so easy to curl up into your soft, sleeping body and fall asleep in seconds. Something about your demeanor is so calming to him, drawing him into an easy and deep slumber. Something he would rather die and become a sleep paralysis demon again than ever tell his Vampyric father.
Just don’t worry if the friend you brought to have a sleepover goes missing, ok? Silver needs to get his energy beyond sleeping somehow! And well…your friend was in the way of you and his deep love!
I was actually thinking about Yandere! Divus Crewel having a spiderwoman! Adopted reader
(Tw: Yandere shit you know the drill, read at your own risk and don’t complain to me if you get mad at what you read)
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Divus is your adopted father in Twisted Wonderland, and you love him more than anything! He’s designed so many stylish and sturdy spider suits for you, not to mention that he trains his dogs to bring you your suits when you are in a hurry to save NRC from itself again.
But…
Divus Crewel is also a teacher at NRC for a reason, and he does everything in his power to make sure that his beloved daughter doesn’t have any un-wanted attention from those good for nothing Mutts at Night Raven.
Ace and Deuce magically have the lowest grades of Heartslaybul, and Jack, Sebek, Epel all catch detention more often than normal, once their more than a crush on you becomes VERY prominent.
After all, it’s only normal for a dad to try and protect his little pup right?
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Platonic! Crewel: I’ve only known (Name) for 5 minutes, but if anything happened to her I would kill all the people in the room and then myself.
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Crewel: If you even think about touching my daughter (Name), you both will be expelled from Night Raven faster than you can say “bad pup”, got it?!?
Ace & Deuce: I only glanced her way?
Crewel: yes, but you two annoy me.
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Yandere Vil: Good Evening, (Name), did you remember to take care of yourself after your nightly patrol?
(Name): yes I did! Thank you so much Vil, you are truly so kind :)
Crewel: I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING!!!!!!!
(Crewel fr only approves of Vil, and Vil is manipulating that to his max when it comes to who surrounds you like, “oh you can’t come near (name), Crewel only approves of me breathing the same air as her”)