#elis ocs

lanie, walking into the living room: what are you doing here?

cassie: i could ask you the same question

lanie: i live here. this is my house

cassie: i should probably ask you a different question

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[ sappho’s legacies ]

cheddar cheese

wait we’re partners in crime what laws are we breaking

laniebug

idk we’re probably just jaywalking or something

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wendell: you were stabbed, do you remember anything?

lanie: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

wendell: that… wasn't an ambulance. i drove you

lanie: but i heard a siren?

liv: that was cassie

cassie: i got nervous!

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cassie: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, liv?

liv: no

lanie: i do!

cassie: i know, lanie

lanie: i’m sad!

cassie: i know, lanie

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russell: you three. explain. now

cassie: it was lanie

wendell: it was lanie

lanie: it was lanie

lanie:

lanie: damn

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cassie: my love language is the same as a crow

cassie: if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

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cassie: yo, do you have a bag i can borrow?

lanie: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence

cassie:

cassie: you literally could’ve just said no

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lanie: liv kissed me. i didn’t even kiss her back. okay, fine, i kissed her back. is that what you want me to say?

cassie: i literally haven’t said a word in like an hour

lanie: and now she won’t even talk to me because i saw her this morning and she just panic moonwalked away

cassie: she what?

lanie: she does that sometimes

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lanie: rules were made to be broken

paula: rules were meant to be followed. nothing is made to be broken

dang: uh, piñatas?

wendell: glow sticks

liv: karate boards

cassie: spaghetti when you have a small pot

lanie: rules

paula:

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cassie: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

lanie: what did you do?!

cassie: NOBODY DIED!

lanie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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lanie: “it’s 85° out why are you wearing a jacket” because my outfit FUCKS

lanie: next question you poor, swaggerless fool

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lanie: if a beautiful person disagrees with me i will change my views immediately. i have no principles

liv: well, maybe you should have principles?

lanie: you’re right maybe i should

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ep8 core (bc i am endlessly insane)

cassie: why would you give lanie a knife?!

wendell: she said she felt unsafe!

cassie: okay, but now i feel unsafe!

wendell: i’m sorry!

wendell: …do you want a knife?

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cassie: i like eating nerds candy because i’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off

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[ royal flush ]

laniebug

i’m at the store what flavor teddy grahams do you want

sky’s the limit

honey?

laniebug

what’s up?