#cassie sinclair

lanie, walking into the living room: what are you doing here?

cassie: i could ask you the same question

lanie: i live here. this is my house

cassie: i should probably ask you a different question

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[ sappho’s legacies ]

cheddar cheese

wait we’re partners in crime what laws are we breaking

laniebug

idk we’re probably just jaywalking or something

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wendell: you were stabbed, do you remember anything?

lanie: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

wendell: that… wasn't an ambulance. i drove you

lanie: but i heard a siren?

liv: that was cassie

cassie: i got nervous!

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cassie: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, liv?

liv: no

lanie: i do!

cassie: i know, lanie

lanie: i’m sad!

cassie: i know, lanie

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russell: you three. explain. now

cassie: it was lanie

wendell: it was lanie

lanie: it was lanie

lanie:

lanie: damn

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cassie: my love language is the same as a crow

cassie: if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

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cassie: yo, do you have a bag i can borrow?

lanie: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence

cassie:

cassie: you literally could’ve just said no

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lanie: liv kissed me. i didn’t even kiss her back. okay, fine, i kissed her back. is that what you want me to say?

cassie: i literally haven’t said a word in like an hour

lanie: and now she won’t even talk to me because i saw her this morning and she just panic moonwalked away

cassie: she what?

lanie: she does that sometimes

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lanie: rules were made to be broken

paula: rules were meant to be followed. nothing is made to be broken

dang: uh, piñatas?

wendell: glow sticks

liv: karate boards

cassie: spaghetti when you have a small pot

lanie: rules

paula:

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cassie: *kicks the door open, looking panicked*

lanie: what did you do?!

cassie: NOBODY DIED!

lanie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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lanie: “it’s 85° out why are you wearing a jacket” because my outfit FUCKS

lanie: next question you poor, swaggerless fool

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lanie: if a beautiful person disagrees with me i will change my views immediately. i have no principles

liv: well, maybe you should have principles?

lanie: you’re right maybe i should

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ep8 core (bc i am endlessly insane)

cassie: why would you give lanie a knife?!

wendell: she said she felt unsafe!

cassie: okay, but now i feel unsafe!

wendell: i’m sorry!

wendell: …do you want a knife?

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cassie: i like eating nerds candy because i’m secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off

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[ royal flush ]

laniebug

i’m at the store what flavor teddy grahams do you want

sky’s the limit

honey?

laniebug

what’s up?

cassie: get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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[ be gay do action movie crime ]

laniebug

when was i rude

cheddar cheese

all the time

wendell thee morris

every day

sky’s the limit

^^

24/7

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lanie: i never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until i got a dumb friend myself

lanie: *picks up cassie*

lanie: i’ve only been friends with cassie for a day and a half but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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lanie: i’m not funny, i’m just really mean and people think i’m joking

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lanie: you know, i have to endure every word that comes out of your mouth

cassie: so do i

cassie: i have to live with myself every day

lanie: cheers to that, my dude

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cassie: astrology is fun because i can pretend all my behaviors are the result of being a gemini and not just symptoms of mental illness

lanie: being a gemini is a mental illness. that’s not hate it’s just a fact

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cassie: go big or go home!

lanie, with tears in her eyes: i am begging you, for once in your life, please just go home. please. just this once. go home

cassie, whispering: i'm going big

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lanie: our whole dynamic is those two old guys from the muppets

cassie: i’ve always wanted to be a muppet

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cassie: i kind of want to fight an emu but i also would probably lose

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[ very serious work chat ]

laniebug

someone choose what blizzard i get from dairy queen

sky’s the limit

frosted animal cracker

laniebug

consider it done

what it taste like

sky’s the limit

frosted animal crackers

laniebug

yeah that makes sense

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cassie: the results are in, i’m afraid you have updog

paula: what’s updog?

cassie: LANIE GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

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[ very serious work chat ]

cheddar cheese

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

laniebug

what’s the difference?

cheddar cheese

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

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[ world’s least subtle fanclub ]

laniebug

i suffer every day and for what. girlish whimsy

wendell thee morris

you have something much more sinister going on

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cassie: they’re called leggings because you put your

cassie: you put your leg

cassie: they’re called leggings because

lanie: take your time

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lanie, walking into her house: hello, people who do not live here

liv: hi

wendell: hey

lanie: i gave you guys the spare key for emergencies. why are you here

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(below: clare walking into a shift)

(below: lanie)

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(below: cassie)

(below, in order: clare, lanie, cassie)

(below, in order: wendell, cassie, lanie, liv, clare*, literally any of the first four) (*they're making fun of them)