#eli ocs

Kisame gets up early to make his breakfast bc he likes listening to 2000s pop and dancing along in the kitchen.

One day he's making his breakfast a little later than normal when Hidan and Baba come in. Hidan is about to say something when Baba puts him in a headlock and covers his mouth. Restraining themselves they release a soft light orb that goes to float over Kisame's head and begins to change colors. A bit like a little light show.

Hidan is starting to turn very red, alarmingly so but Baba doesn't let him go. They're too focused on not laughing at this very moment. Then. Kisame Hoshigaki bounces his ass and Baba lets out a snort. Furious that his breakfast me time has been interrupted and embarrassed to death because Hidan and Baba of all people caught him listening to Gummibear and shaking his ass, Kisame snaps at his unexpected audience.

"How long have you been fucking standing there!!!?!?"

Hidan is released and collapses to the floor, gasping for breath as Baba doubles over in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Between breaths they explain,

"Since Girls In Bikinis . . . "

Baba is still gasping as Kisame storms off, footsteps heavy.

"Wait! the light;"

Baba falls into another fit of laughter, breathless

"The little! The light! Its still following you!"

"Fuck you!"

Kisame's response is sharp and filled with vitriol. Still gasping Baba follows him, somehow coaxing the little light down outside of Kisame's room after the door is slammed with almost enough force to knock it off it's hinges.