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Do you think elves have dick measuring contests with their ears? Instead of shaming the other for too large ears they're proud of their big ass ears.
Juvenile elves saying things like "my ears are bigger than yours I get more bitches ha!"
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I'm having a debate with my brother about accent variation between Elf Sub-Races, more specifically Wood Elves.
The debate is over the fact that I am of the opinion that Wood Elves would have some kind of Southern accent whereas my brother is of the belief that Wood Elves would have New Zealand/Australian accents.
So here I am, looking for more opinions on the matter, from the fantasy gremlins of Tumblr
I'm listening to the Silmarillion, read by Martin Shaw.
I've read it before, but I've got some thoughts anyway, which I would like to share.
Fëanor - what a dick.
"Silmarils! Gone! I'm not really being a dick since I'm just trying to get my stuff back! Me and my followers can go slaughter the Teleri and I can choose to leave Fingolfin in the ice and misery and the Helcaraxë! Morgoth stole my stuff! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! The Teleri dock-blocked me! After I was so nice to them! MORGOTH TOOK MY SILMARILS AND I AM FULLY JUSTIFIED IN EVERYTHING I DO TO GET THEM BACK!"
There's a moral here somewhere. I wonder what it could be?
Sin'eranu no Quel'thalas! (My blood for Quel'thalas)
Elven things 💐
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I forgot to show you how cute i am in my elf outfit...
so, where I work, if you buy a printed picture with Santa you get a cheap ass blanket and a candy cane. if you only say hello to santa and don't buy fuck all, you only get the candy cane (because you haven't bought fuck all...)
well, some cunty ass hoe from hell came with her whole fucking day care center, took like 114313 of the damn kids, didn't bought a single pictures and then...This bitch had the gal to go whine on facebook that we had refused to give her blankets and that it made the kids sooo sad and that it was discrimination...Imagine...Imagine being so fucking priviledge that you believe that not getting some shit you didn't paid for is discrimination...people are truly fucking wild smh
The funniest thing is that a huge part of this job is actually to take pictures so somehow I ended up in the field I studied 2000 years ago and no one is more surprised by it than me
