Aug 9, 2023
Elevator problems? Fix them like a pro with our step-by-step guide to elevator troubleshooting. Learn how to identify the source of the prob
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Elevator problems? Fix them like a pro with our step-by-step guide to elevator troubleshooting. Learn how to identify the source of the prob
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Day 147: Stairway to Nowhere in Particular but a Matter of Principle
I hate elevators. Not only because they give me motion sickness and have a predisposition to breaking down, but also because they make me feel lazy, and since I am a person with two perfectly capable legs, they feel like cheating.
So when I saw this in a stairwell, my first thought was “finally, someone who understands.” and my second was, “this could easily be a phrase inside a fortune cookie.”
So that’s my fortune for the day.
I don’t know if one could take this phrase to a metaphorical level of profundity, but it has a certain ring to it, one besides that of a hip fitness coach whispering motivational phrases in your ear.
My policy is that so long as I’m capable of climbing the stairs, I will.
Waiting 20 minutes for building management to come get an elevator turned on, so you can go up 4 measly steps...
[GIF of Meryl Streep from The Devil Wears Prada, with her arm extended, impatiently waiting to be handed a file while saying “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.”]
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxURd-9SQ8)
Perfume is better when pleasantly surprising for someone near you, as opposed to weaponized with a 100-meter radius of impact. Some of these dudes don't know how badly they need to dial it back. And this elevator is really damn small.
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In my head, Sans is a freaking troll
♞ (Need more threads!)
Send me♞and I’ll stick our muses’ names into an RP generator and write a starter.
Sera and Shen get stuck in an elevator together.
Sera looked at the mirrored walls, tiled floor, white and lighted ceiling, trying her best not to freak out. She wasn’t a fan of being stuck in a box held by wires in a building tall enough to have them. She turned to Shen anxiously, wrapping her arms around herself.
“Do.. Do you think we’ll be ok? Will help come soon? I mean, someone’s noticed the elevator broke, right?” she couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out of her mouth. Also, she realized that looking at Shen meant she didn’t have to see her own face.
We’re staying at a nice hotel in downtown Jackson, Mississippi tonight and the fucking elevator omg. I went to return the luggage cart and here I am getting back on to go to the 6th floor and this asshole elevator keeps ignoring me and taking me up to the 7th floor and down to the basement level floor and back and forth.
This rude motherfucker omfg