Nov 6, 2025
Fortsy: Can I interest you in our desert menu? Solev: Sure, what have you got? RAM: Sand Eivens: Cackus 🌵 Neon: More sand Solev: Thanks but I'll pass...
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Fortsy: Can I interest you in our desert menu? Solev: Sure, what have you got? RAM: Sand Eivens: Cackus 🌵 Neon: More sand Solev: Thanks but I'll pass...
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Eivens: Good morning! RC: Good morning everyone! Mauka: Morning. Paige: G’mornin’! Strato: Good morning! Mari: God! You all sound like robots! “Good morning, good morning” - spice it up! Graeme: ‘SUP MOTHERFUCKERS
Eivens: Oh, wait, how old are you? Mauka: Wait… Guess. Eivens: …. 36. Mauka: WHAT? Eivens: You said guess! Mauka: That was so far off!! Eivens: Why are you yelling at me?! Mauka: THAT WASN’T EVEN THAT CLOSE! Like, normally when people play that game, they’re like - “oh I’ll guess like a little bit younger” - was that the little bit younger guess?! Eivens: Y… Yeah…? Are you like - 39? Mauka: AAAHHHH!
Eivens: ... So… was I right?? Mauka: NO! I’M NOT IN MY THIRTIES! I’M 28! WHAT THE FUCK! Eivens: Oh goddamn, you’re old. Mauka: WHAT?!?!
Eivens: Can you predict my future? Monichrome: I see… a pizza… You’re going to have pizza on Friday… Eivens: Cool, but… are there any new love interests ahead? Monichrome: It doesn’t work like that. Eivens: Your best guess? Monichrome, handing her a pizzeria coupon: Doesn’t work like that.
Koniri: Eivens, do you know why I called you into my office? Eivens: My raiiiiiise~? Koniri: We caught you playing videogames at work. Eivens: WHAT? But I literally don't! Koniri: We monitor your calls, you know... And you said, and I quote: "that fuckass enemy killed me again, what is this bullshit difficulty curve". Koniri: Now. Does that sound like something someone monitoring the walls properly would say. Eivens: ... Fine. You caught me. I admit it. But this job is so mind-numbingly boring that I make up games in my head to entertain myself. ...And I'm not very good at them. Koniri: You know we have security cameras in the justice buildings. You didn't need to say such an obvious lie. Eivens: Check em! You'll see! I'm no liar!
[REC: DESERT LOGISTICS ROOF] >>Eivens: ..... >>Eivens: GOD DAMN IT THESE CONTROLS SUCK!! >>Eivens: .....
[END REC]
Koniri: ... Eivens: Is that, like, something that's not allowed? Koniri: Not specificially... But it IS really weird, so we're firing you anyway. Eivens: Fair.
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RAM: War RAM: War never changes RAM: But men change Eivens: trasgerdner
Eivens: all kawaii on the western front...
Monichrome, reading Eivens' palm: I see..
Monichrome: I see… A shadow crossing the lifeline.
Monichrome: It moves faster than the eye can follow… only restraint will keep your flame from being extinguished.
Eivens: …is that all?
Monichrome: …yeah.
Eivens: Thank you so much. Do you have any interpretations
Monichrome: I feel like that kinda means that… you're going to have to show a little restraint, either with what you do or what you say… in order to not die.
Eivens: Alright… then i'll definitely take note of that. Thank you very much.