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What about a Nap au? With Time Travel mixed in? Each Archon!MC wakes up at a certain period of time, most of the time FAR before they even became Aechons, and they just abandon everything.

They run. They hide. They finde a place to rest, and pray that the others, their family will come find them soon enough...

Ooohhhh... I like this! 🤩

Archon!MCs that are just done with everything, and when given the chance to just avoid everything that would give them pain and misery, jumps right at the chance to change their fate.

I imagine Zhongli!MC is the first to jump ship, so far in thw past, having not made a big name for himself nor met any of thw other Adepti, hell, or wven Guizhong or Azhdaha.

He takes the chance to run, to hide, to build a place for him and his siblings to eventually come find, cause he knows they will find it. He. Knows.

So he gets comfortable, snuggling into thw comfy nest he made. The nest in question being large enough for ALL the Archon!MCs when they arrive, and... falls asleep.

The next to arrive is Venti!MC, still as a small whisp, and skips right over Old Mondstadt. They instinctively find Zhongli!MC's hiding spot, and curls up next to him...

The Tsaritsa!MC would be next, and I have a 'fun' idea for her.

So, you know the theories about her canon self, that she could possibly collecting the gnosis because they are her lover, the third descender, remains... what if she never fell foe them in this life?

What if the third descender still fell for her, but the Tsaritsa!MC had already vanished and made it to the 'Nap' cave?

I want everyone to consider the idea of thw third descender not dying, that another descender came, thus becoming the gnosis... the the third descender became obsessed with finding Tsaritsa!MC. Her father, the Belyi Tsar, also shared this obsession. Where was his daughter?!

This could lead to TTD (The Third Descender) and the Tsar teaming up and creating the Fatui themselves... and if we go the route of Pierro having fallen for Taaritsa!MC, can you imagine the beef he and TTD would have?

Sides that, Ei!MC comes next, having run away when her 'twin' was busy.

After that came Furina!MC and Nahida!MC. Furina!MC had run away the moment Focalors 'created' her, and Nahida!MC manages to meet up with her after somehow evading the Sages.

Last to arrive was Mavuika!MC she actually arrives around canon time, but when Natlan expected a new Pyro Archon to show up in the flames... Mavuika!MC snuck away without detection.

Now, all 7 Archon!MC were safe and comfy in their little safe spot. Not dangers, no fighting, no being hated... just soft pillows, blankets, and their whole family together once again...

So I loved that idea that anonymous sent so I want to share some thoughts. I like a lot of the head cannons and I’m going to use them here.

Zhongli hates fighting and is a pacifist and is forced to fight. He had a little boy in the real world and when he got taken to genshin he tried to take care of the adept and xiao as a way to cope. His son’s name is Noe as it means peace. He cried when they all shunned him.

Venti is actually someone who is always watching the time and makes every second count. He is very critical of things he does and is not care free. He viewed dvalin as a son and hates himself for struggling to heal his corruption. He cried when dvalin tried to destroy him.

Shogun just wants to be loved and care for people. She is the real archon not a puppet. Ei has no power and dies as she was deemed unworthy of its power. She genuinely wanted wanderer to have a good life but he attacked her. She loved dolls and puppets in her last life so often carried little dolls of her family to show her affection. After everything, she got rid of the Yae and wanderer dolls. Only her siblings and nephew’s dolls remained.

Furina is an actually a very quiet individual who is loud as a defense mechanism and is always smiling to hide her feelings. She has a genuine love of the ocean and loves to explore and is a very motivated woman who works hard for she believes that you need to work hard to earn things. After everything she just stops trying to force herself to smile.

Mavuika is a girl who desires no violence in the world she actually freaks out about the sight of blood. She is a worrier and has low confidence that she hides. She loves to design things and her art impressed her family. After all that has happened she is unable to feel inspired to draw or create anything. Her feelings that were so bright like the sun have turned dark like a shadow.

Tsarista who is looks intimidating but actually the softest of them all. She loves to bake and sews beautiful clothes. All her siblings worry she will get her heart hurt again. She has had her heart broken many times. Genshin was her last big attempt for her heart and after everything her heart is closed to everyone that isn’t her family.

Nahida is the youngest of them all and the one all worried about the most. Her intelligence is massive and her thirst for knowledge is never ending same in the regard of her desire to have friends who understand her and not just her siblings. She loves to share interesting information with people. After all she has experience the youngest sister turns more mature and less like a kid of her age.

Teyvat is not doing good as every turns to bad. The abyss and all these other terrible things are unleashed after the archons fading. The nations are made aware of all the archons did via a painting showing the archons pushing everything back from teyvat. The khaeriahn survivors and sinners find out that the archons were forced to attack them during the catalyst. They are feeling regretful. They forcefully summon the archons back to teyvat and also take little Noe with them. The nations are excited to apologize to the archons but are meet with indifference. The archons all deal with the abyss and everything else. Celestia and the other things like the night kingdom and primordial sea are destroyed. The mcs are all sitting on thrones in an abandoned castle. They stare at everyone with indifference.

Liyue is trying to get zhongli attention as they watch him dote on his son Noe. Xiao and the other adept watch with jealousy because zhongli use to treat them like that( yeah and you guys hated him). Azhdaha is wanting zhongli back. He feels jealous that he has a kid but now he wants Noe to see him as a dad. He wants to bite and mark zhongli so he never leaves. They are witnessing the genuine desire for peace that he has and his kindness and want to experience that but now he is cold to them.

Mondstat gets to witness the brutal efficiency that venti possesses. The knights are trying to get to experience his music but he refuse to play as he remembers them saving his music was trash. Boreas and dvalin want their friend and father back but venti thinks they will attack him so stay far away. Varka is very regretful as he realizes that he loves the bard. Varka is about to use his brute strength to keep venti from leaving his side. Venti is overheard saving that there is no true noble knights in mondstat and varka just cries after hearing that.

Inuzuma is shocked to learn that she was controlled like a puppet by Ei and had no desire to take people’s visions or to fight people. They learn the meaning of the dolls she carries and Yae and wanderer really want to see the dolls on her again. Her beautiful crafted dolls and puppets are things she hides and she doesn’t want people to ruin her hard work. Yae really wants to see her dolls and her beautiful smile as she never shows emotion to her anymore. She is thinking about trying to hypnotize her to stay.

Fontaine is watching with wide eyes as the loud archon is talking quietly. They are watching as she discusses sea creatures to little Noe while working on something that looks hard. Neuvillette is watching as she mentions that her favorite animal is a leafy sea dragon, to Noe. She takes such good care of children. Her smile that they all desire is no where on her face. Neuvillette is thinking about using his drago abilities to bind her to him.

Natlan gets to witness with bewildered when malvuika cuts herself on a sharp piece of wood and freak out when there is blood. Also find out about her mentality of love and peace not war. They also notice that she is attempting to draw a beautiful landscape and even a self portrait of herself. She however hides her art when they try to look closer. Capitano has to hold back a shudder as he sees the seemingly passionate woman he has realized he loves hide herself. Capitano is looking through only natlan books to find a way to get her to attach herself to him.

Snezheyha is shocked when they see the other archons reaction to seeing the tsarista’s baked goods. They want cookies too (you guys refused to touch anything she made you). They also witness how easily she cries when her siblings praise her. She is showing a sewing project to her sisters and the fatui catch a glimpse of what is a similar design to what is on their jackets. It is incredibly detailed. Pierro is wanting to see her show him the softness and tears she has. He wants to see her kindness that warms everyone to be on him. He is looking at only khaeriahn magic books for a way to get her to depend on him.

Sumeru gets reminded that Nahida is a child when she asked her sisters to help with her hair. They can’t believe they hurt a child. She is talking about new plant facts and how she wants to get a garden and is asking her siblings for help. Apep wants to scoop up the little girl and make it right for all of her terrible treatment to such an innocent person. Same with wanderer.

The archons however do not let them get close so the people of teyvat desire to do something drastic they find chain from where celestia fell and use them to bind the archons to their nations. The suitors( in Nahida case wannabe parents) are the ones who can control the chains and barriers. The siblings can visit each other but are unable to leave. Each romantic suitor gets there archon to marry them. Apep just takes guardianship over Nahida.

Any thoughts. Or ideas you want to share.

Archon!MCs! Dad Zhongli!MC! Yanderes everywhere around the poor MCs! Already a 10/10 idea! 👍

Now where to even begin with this masterpiece of an idea?

Oh, maybe dad Zhongli!MC? Man would be super territorial and protective over his child. He trusted NO ONE in Liyue to even stand in baby Noe's presence, most of all the Adepti or hell forbid, Xiao. He's seen the jealous looks, and that's only making things worse for you guys!

And Azhdaha! Yes! Big guy is feeling the yandereness over his 'friend'! He wants him, needs him-

Another thing, what do you think of the idea when they were all summoned back, they got some of the Genshin looks back as well? I say that cause imagine baby Noe getting some of Zhongli!MC's dragon blood in him... leading to a baby dragon!

Which then makes Azhdaha only more fucking feral and needing to claim Zhongli!MC

As for everything else, I LOVE the personalities you built up for the other Archon!MCs, especially Mavuika!MC and Tsaritsa!MC. From brash and cold, to soft sweet, and biggest enough, not violent whatsoever~

Besides that, I like the idea you gave about each using a chain left behind by the HP to bind their Archon!MC to their nation.

But, OH, I can only imagine the horror the Archon!MC felt when their yandere nations come for them, those horrible golden chains in their hands, the feeling of not having control of their bodies as they're all separated once again, screaming and crying as they try to reach out to one another...

Another thing to consider... is Nahida!MC and Apep. I kinda want to imagine strengthens the 'bond' she has with Nahida!Mc by mixing some of her own blood in the little radish's... meaning Nahida!MC becomes a half-Dendro Hatchling!

...Also, something else came to mind. Imagine if it wasn't just the Archon!MCs that were hated... what about a Columbina!MC who was hated as well? Just a thought.

Wanted to add more to the idea that anonymous has. Columbina!mc is also included and is there cousin.

The gods reaction to the thousands of years that the archons cared for their people is disbelief. Why are you doing so much for ungrateful humans. You are gods, why do you care so much. When the gods witness the archons trying to help there people and getting snubbed, they don’t react well. Why are they so ungrateful. They bleed, and were imprisoned and even bared the burdens of there nations when no one else would. When they see that the archons only consider themselves as family. The other gods are like we are adopting you now. The different pantheon are all eyeing one archon as their own. They are such young gods. They are babies to them. My child now.

The humans in Valhalla are shocked. They are so nice and they get treated like crap. What do you mean they defied fate for these humans. They are so amazing. They are destroying themselves for humanity and never tried to wipe them out. They were tortured for defying orders. They are so young and yet carry such immense burdens. They are the only gods that we will proudly honor.

When they fade away from teyvat, the gods and humans are panicking, what happened to them. The gods are forcing godly power onto teyvat to prevent their fading and it forcefully transports the archons to Valhalla. You now have 8 passed out young gods. They are covered in scars and injuries. So much blood. They look so young and are so weak that they can’t move. Why are you little gods crying so much, it’s okay no one will hurt you anymore. Sadly they can’t invade and destroy teyvat so they are safe for now. We got some kids to spoil after they are healed.

The archons are very terrified when they wake up in a strange place with people hovering over them. Don’t hurt us. Zhongli is telling them to hurt him not his little siblings this includes Columbina. Hades is going to cry. They explain that no one will hurt them anymore. The gods and humans have a truce because of the archons. Ragnarok is cancelled permanently because of this.All of them are trying to heal the wounds that the archons have.

The gods and humans are watching with glee as teyvat suffers without the archons. You thought you would survive now the abyss is taking over. The archons are now being doted on and are taking hobbies that they couldn’t pursue before. The Tsarista is embroidering stunning tapestries. Furina is creating new plays as her talents for writing dramas and tragedies is unleashed. Nahida is creating plants in the large greenhouse the gods created for her. Venti is making new music that Apollo is impressed by. Ei is working on her dolls and puppets and have tea parties with them. They are in high demand by gods. Mulavika is dazzling people with her colorful paintings. Columbina is singing with venti and hits every single note. Zhongli is relaxing and enjoying making jewelry pieces for people. They are all doing hobbies that they felt forced to abandon because of their nations. The gods and humans are encouraging them and enjoying it.

Which pantheons do you think are claiming each archon.

ROR Gods when seeing the Archon!MCs + Columbina!MC: "...it's free real estate-"

YES! I love how you continued on from the other ask! I love the ROR Gods and Humans being on the same page for once, and being enraged over the MCs' treatment!

And now the Archon!MCs + Columbina!MC are safe and sound in Valhalla, while Teyvat is fucked over by the Abyss.

Lol, imagine if Zeus, the other Pantheons, plus the Valkyries and the original Human fighters, somehow got reconnected to Teyvat... and rubbed it in to all the nations and people that wronged the Archon!MCs/Columbina!MC, and that they were more or less done for.

Cause none of their Gods were coming back to save their sorry asses. The ROR Gods and Humans would make sure of that.

And if Teyvat tries to resummon any of the MCs? Well, I think Valhalla has more than enough Gods savy in dealing with spells like that and puts a stop to that nonsense.

Though... imagine if Teyvat did survive, but was now under the ROR Gods control, and that the Teyvatians, both humans and others, were basically placed below the ROR Humans.

Like Gods didn't like humans to begin with, but Teyvat's humans are a whole other garbage dump, so the ROR Humans have risen ranks so to say... and they were smug about it, cause unlike the Teyvatians, the ROR Humans could freely interact with the MCs, and wow! They're just as nice and gentle and beautiful as the ROR Humans thought they were!

Another random idea... Adam tries and succeeds in getting parental rights over the 8 MCs on the Human side.

Now... for your question what pantheon takes which MC in... 🤔

Venti!MC - Hm... Maybe Greek? Apollo definitely wants to adopt them for their musical abilites.

Zhongli!MC - Chinese Pantheon, but they have shared guardianship rights with Hades because Hades sees a lot of himself in Zhongli!MC because they're both the oldest siblings.

Ei!MC - Japanese Patheon

Nahida!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

Furina!MC - Uh... maybe Greek? Or do you think there's a better option?

Mavuika!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

Tsaritsa!MC - I'm thinking maybe Norse Pantheon for her. Because lets give Odin a daughter, and Loki/Thor a baby sister!

Columbina!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

Are the non-Archon!MCs also hated or do people just try to separate them from the Archon!MC?

Ei!MC and Shogun!MC could be an amusing dynamic, because that makes Shogun!MC Ei!MC’s child on a technicality. Maybe have Wanderer also be an MC (for a matched set 😉)?

Columbina!MC can have Illuga!MC and Jahoda!MC - one to tell her what’s happening with the Lightkeepers and Wild Hunt, the other to tell her about Nasha Town (and a little about the Scions when Lauma visits Nefer).

Zhongli!MC could have Hu Tao!MC and Qiqi!MC - two daughter intrinsically connected with death, yet still alive(ish).

~ 🐸-anon

I say some of the MC companions are hated as well, while the others are beloved (used and used and used cause they're 'useful'. Cough cough, Jean!MC and Illuga!MC-).

Wanderer being Ei!MC's second MC companion would be something... oh, what if Wanderer!MC and Shogun!MC were actually related to Ei!MC? Maybe Ei!MC being a cousin, while the other 2 MCs are siblings?

Wanderer!MC would also most likely NOT join the Fatui as he would prefer being around HIS family. Though, I would love if he maybe went to Sumeru during canon timeline, and swipe Nahida!MC away.

He saw a child. The child was now his new sibling-

Oh, and this comes with a added bonus of Kaveh!MC, lol. Lets just say the men get into a tustle before agreeing to smuggling the Radish out of Sumeru.

Also, I agree on the idea of Illuga!MC and Jahoda!MC giving Columbina!MC information on the fractions in Nod Krai, but like i mentioned, Illuga!MC is 'beloved' for all his 'amazing' work as a Lightkeeper.

By that, I mean everything is dumped onto him. Work, work, work, and work, he's seen as the shining star of the Lightkeepers, while also being seen as a child by others (Flins-).

Jahoda!MC on the other hand... yeah, one of the 'hated MC squad'. Nefer... isn't a kind boss. At all... thats all I'm going to say.

Now, for Zhongli!MC, Hu Tao!MC, and Qiqi!MC, yes, absolutely agreeing on the found family vibe here.

Now for Hu Tao!MC and Qiqi!MC stance... Hu Tao!MC is definitely not seen in a positive light in Liyue Harbour. Not with her connection to death or her 'eccentric' personality (which is fake. She needs to play the part to survive-).

And Qiqi!MC, sad thing is I can see her being in a neutral category. Not exactly hated, but not exactly liked either. Her relationship with Baizhu isn't a kind one. Oh no, he doesn't hurt her, but... she was just a assistant, maybe something of a project for him.

Also, fun or sad fact, Qiqi!MC, while she can barely remember anything from her first or current life before she 'died', can still get flashes time to time of her first life... this is how Zhongli!MC finds out about her being like him when one day she caught her saying something related to earth.

Now for Tsaritsa!MC/Anastasya!MC and Childe!MC, I can say Childe!MC is hated. He was already considered 'odd' before he fell into the Abyss, only for it to grow worst.

Maybe they claimed he was switched out with a Fae when he was born? Either way, unlike Canon Childe, Childe!MC has zero contact with them. Hell, Treucer doesn't even know he 'had' a older brother...

Add to the angst is if Childe!MC always wanted a family in his first life... only to be denied it so harshly it shattered his heart beyond repair.

He can still smile, but the only people he smiles at truly is Tsaritsa!MC/Anastasya!MC and the other MCs once he meets them.

Nahida!MC and Kaveh!MC, well... I might need a little help on them- 😅

Mavuika!MC and Kachina!MC, oh boy, this one is rough. Kachina!MC is literally a child who got reincarnated as a child in a nation where it was expected for everyone to become warriors.

Kachina!MC doesn't want that. She didn't want to fight. That's scary. She just wants to find pretty rocks...

So of course, this leads poor Kachina!MC being placed in the 'hated MC' category.

On to Furina!MC and Escoffier!MC... i also might need help on them, but I do love the idea of Furina!MC realizing Escoffier!MC is like her via the chef making a Gordan Ramsey joke-

Now for Venti!MC and Jean!MC. Jean!MC is looked up to by all of Mondstadt. The acting Grandmaster, the pride of the Knights, always working, and working... and working.

No one, not her parents, little sister, 'friends', anyone besides Venti!MC, notices how she's working herself to death, and if she tries to take a break, she immediately gets shamed for it.

She hates it. Venti!MC hates it. They both hate it here in Mondstadt... why can't they (all the MCs) go home...

Everyone hates Archon!MC(s) + Columbina!MC au... but all the Archon!MCs have their own MC companion.

Venti!MC - Jean!MC

Zhongli!MC - Either Hu tao!MC or Qiqi!MC

Ei!MC - Raiden Shogun!MC (if someone has a better suggestion, please tell me. I was clueless on who to choose in Inazuma. 🫠)

Nahida!MC - Kaveh!MC

Furina!MC - Escoffier!MC

Mavuika!MC - Kachina!MC

Tsaritsa!MC/Anastasya!MC (I think it's time to use her actual in game name now.) - Childe!MC

Columbina!MC - Female or Male Illuga!MC or Jahoda!MC.

Thoughts? Maybe better suggestions? This is a weird idea, but I thought it would be interesting if while their nations hated them, the Archon!MCs + Columbina!MC had at least one or two people on their sides in their nations...

People who were in truth like them. MCs. Souls that originally didn't belong on Teyvat. Souls that would very much like to get out of this damn video game and return their original bodies/homes on Earth!

Where the Hexenzirkel witches don't hate Venti!MC, or much less the other Archon!MCs or Columbina!MC, and Alice comes up with a masterpiece of a plan to 'help' the MCs.

She has them kidnapped and turned into Dodocos before dropping them off in a soft, comfy 'world' that was created just for them. :)

Alice! You brilliant witch, you! 🤩

Do it! Take all the Archon!MCs and Colubvina!MC, turn them into Dodocos, and drop them off in their new safe place!

I'm sure she talked about this 'kidnapping scheme' with Venti!MC in the past, who I see full heartily agreeing with the mad plan, because they and their sibling were done with this world.

They just wanted to hide away and be safe for once in their lives since they were forced into these damned roles...

So being kidnapped, turned into a small balls of fluff, and dropped into what is essentially a soft and fluffy fairytale sounded like paradise to all the MCs.

And just like that... all the Archon!MCs, + one Moon Goddess MC, go missing from their designated nations... and soon, 8 balls of fluff were hoping around their new home in excitment and curiosity!

A nice forestry area, a big fairytale like cabin big enough to house all 9 Dodoco MCs, a garden and greenhouse, a tree house in a nearby tree, a pond to fish and swim in-

...It was really what they always wanted.

No violence, no darkness, no hatred. Just peace, quiet, and the knowledge that their family was all together again... as balls of fluff~

Like imagine this:

Mondstat when they remember, think of the war that happen with Old Mondstat. Did their archon DIE!!! Did he die during that fight in Old Mondstat?! Did his body get taken by the winds?!!!

Liyue when the memories return will wonder before remembering. Their archon was a creature of Geo, a dragon so... was he HUNTED? Was he hunted long before he became archon?! Was he petrified/did he return to Geo?!!!

Inazuma will remember and wonder because in this universe, apparently they had twin archons yet one disappeared long ago which sent the other into a frenzy/rage. Was their archon KILLED?! Did she fight back only to die and for her body to break apart with lightning?!!

Sumaru when the memories come back will ponder. Their little archon was nowhere to be seen, and Rukkhadevata was also still dead. Did... did their archon get taken/absorbed/gotten rid of by the Irminsul tree?! Was her existance GOTTEN RID OF?!!

When Fontaine remembers they will be worried because of the prophecy and the fact that neither Focalors OR their 'fake' archon had appeared... but then they will wonder. Was... was their 'fake' archon TAKEN by the Primordial sea for not getting it's due (Fontaine citizens) last time?! Was she taken by the waves?!!

Natlan's memories coming back will make people bitter but also worried. Their archon was gone, leaving them to fight the Night Kingdom alone. But then they will wonder, was their Archon CUT DOWN by the Night Kingdom so she couldn't fight back against them?! Did the Eternal Flame do something?! Did Ronova do something?! Was her body melted in the lava after being cut down?!!

Now Snezhnaya is a unique case. When their memories return they will be confused and then panic. Had their future archon been punished by the Heavenly Principles?! Had she been punished via the death sentence so that she will never make the Fatui?! Did her body get discarded by the Heavenly Principles in the frozen wasteland where the blizzard runs eternal and is so much worse than everywhere else?!!

Basically they all think their archons are dead but nope, they're just taking a nap in a VERY hidden place.

Zhongli!MC is in noodle mode, or half human half dragon mode, really depends on the day.

Venti!MC is either in wisp mode or bird mode (Archon form essentially but the wings are bigger and puffier and his bird instincts go brrrr), again, depends on the day.

Tsarista!MC doesn't have a shrunken form but she is very enthusiastic with cuddles and will smother you. If she had a shrunken form I feel like for some reason it'd be like either a cat (like a snow leopard) or a white fox.

Ei!MC also doesn't have a different form but if she did it would be a bird, or a snake. Well either way, different form or not, she will cling to you and just drape herself over you so you can't move.

Furina!MC doesn't have a shrunken form but if she did, DEFINITLY an Oceanid, but a small one. Anyhow, she WILL snuggle into you and jam her face in your neck while holding onto you like you're her personal teddy bear.

Nahida!MC also doesn't have a different form but if she did I can see her being an owl or maybe a rabbit or even a jackalope? Anyway, she will definitely be just laying on your chest or against your side/under your arm.

Mavuika!MC would probably curl up against someone or just full on cling to them like a monkey. She doesn't have a different form either but if she did I can see her being some kind of Saurian or a phoenix or some kind of lizard????

I have no idea what their creature forms would be if they had one and you don't even have to take my guesses, if there's one you think works better then feel free to override my own guesses. But that's also only if they had a creature from anyway.

But yea, the nations think they're all DEAD when in reality they're in a giant nest somewhere VERY hidden and overall they're all just purring up a storm (Zhongli!MC is anyway, he's the only one who can really purr, or give the dragon equivalent)

Also for some reason, maybe the seven elements sorta, not condense, but surround their hidden area which hides the seven even more. If anyone else where to discover it they would think it an anomaly OR if they had the memories, then it was the place the archons were killed/their bodies dumped or something similar???

I don't know anymore and I'm too tired to continue or think deeper

Oh yeah, definitely. The flashes start off slowly before the Traveler arrives, but the get worse and worse before it ALL comes back into all the common and immortal folk of Teyvat.

It... was not a pleasant realization, especially if we Makoto, Ei!MC's twin. In this au, imagine if she survived the Cataclysm, and since you mentioned her into a frenzy/rage imagine how she was as Electro Archon compared to Ei!MC.

Saying that, let me say something else. Wanderer. Imagine since Ei!MC disappeared, an unhinged Makoto was the one to create Wanderer, and boy was he going through the motions once he got his memories back and realized who his 'mother' was this time around, and how much different she was from Ei!MC...

Another thing, since this is 'Everyone Hates Archon!MC(s)' au, you can only imagine Makoto's reaction to how Inzauma treated Ei!MC. Worse still if a certain pink kitsune was one of the worse culprits...

Oh, and the thing with the Fatui... gods, imagine if the Fatui never became a thing in this au! The Harbingers and Fatui agents are all stumbling about once they remember the organzation they swore to in the last timeline, cause, uh, their job?! Their lady?!

This brings up the next thing, what the hell Pierro and Captiano had been up to since the Fatui was probably not a thing!

Also, about Focalors... you think she's still in the Oratrice and freaking the fuck out? And did this mean Neuvillette never went to Fontaine?! And the Melusines?!

Everything was a fucking mess on Teyvat!

Sides that... lets go the Archon!MCs themselves!

I LOVE the idea of them all having an animal or creature form! With Noodle Zhongli!MC, fluffy bird Venti!MC, snow leopard Tsaritsa!MC, another less fluffy bird Ei!MC, small but cuddly Oceanid or maybe a leisurely otter Furina!MC, tiny jackalope Nahida!MC, and big lizard Mavuika!MC!

Oh, and picture this! If someone did find them, imagine people get the wrong idea and think the creatures inside are the spirits of 'hated 7'!

~ 🐸-anon

If the Tsar somehow managed to actually find Tsaritsa!MC and the others, I see Azhdaha and him probably sizing one another up, about to duke it out, when a sleepy Tsaritsa!MC mumbles a sleepy, "Father?", breaking the menacing stare off.

Luck was on your side that day, Belyi Tsar. You narrowly avoided getting smushed under a boulder.

Sides that, I'm now imagining a scenario where Belyi Tsar manages to somehow coax both his daughter, the other future-past Archon!MCs, plus one Geo Dragon Sovereign back to Snezhnaya with promises that he would tell no one and that the group was free to continue their napping at one of his palaces.

It was quite the trip back to the nation of Cryo, and Belyi Tsar keeps to his word, not breathing a word to anyone but a few trustworthy Fae that kept watch over one of the smaller palaces, making extra sure that none of the Fatui knew about this either.

Especially the Jester and Captain... the Tsaritsa!MC begged him not to tell them, and the look bone-tired weariness on the woman that was supposed to be the newest Pyro Archon only strengthen his resolve on keeping his word.

Also, random hc? Belyi Tsar definitely secretly spoils his now returned daughter plus new children. His new daughters got dresses fit for the cold climate, toys for his new youngest along with books, and otehr necessities like tea and maybe a instrument or two when the one that was to have been the original Anemo Archon saw he could ask for anything and almost timidly asked...