#archon!mc

Wanted to add more to the idea that anonymous has. Columbina!mc is also included and is there cousin.

The gods reaction to the thousands of years that the archons cared for their people is disbelief. Why are you doing so much for ungrateful humans. You are gods, why do you care so much. When the gods witness the archons trying to help there people and getting snubbed, they don’t react well. Why are they so ungrateful. They bleed, and were imprisoned and even bared the burdens of there nations when no one else would. When they see that the archons only consider themselves as family. The other gods are like we are adopting you now. The different pantheon are all eyeing one archon as their own. They are such young gods. They are babies to them. My child now.

The humans in Valhalla are shocked. They are so nice and they get treated like crap. What do you mean they defied fate for these humans. They are so amazing. They are destroying themselves for humanity and never tried to wipe them out. They were tortured for defying orders. They are so young and yet carry such immense burdens. They are the only gods that we will proudly honor.

When they fade away from teyvat, the gods and humans are panicking, what happened to them. The gods are forcing godly power onto teyvat to prevent their fading and it forcefully transports the archons to Valhalla. You now have 8 passed out young gods. They are covered in scars and injuries. So much blood. They look so young and are so weak that they can’t move. Why are you little gods crying so much, it’s okay no one will hurt you anymore. Sadly they can’t invade and destroy teyvat so they are safe for now. We got some kids to spoil after they are healed.

The archons are very terrified when they wake up in a strange place with people hovering over them. Don’t hurt us. Zhongli is telling them to hurt him not his little siblings this includes Columbina. Hades is going to cry. They explain that no one will hurt them anymore. The gods and humans have a truce because of the archons. Ragnarok is cancelled permanently because of this.All of them are trying to heal the wounds that the archons have.

The gods and humans are watching with glee as teyvat suffers without the archons. You thought you would survive now the abyss is taking over. The archons are now being doted on and are taking hobbies that they couldn’t pursue before. The Tsarista is embroidering stunning tapestries. Furina is creating new plays as her talents for writing dramas and tragedies is unleashed. Nahida is creating plants in the large greenhouse the gods created for her. Venti is making new music that Apollo is impressed by. Ei is working on her dolls and puppets and have tea parties with them. They are in high demand by gods. Mulavika is dazzling people with her colorful paintings. Columbina is singing with venti and hits every single note. Zhongli is relaxing and enjoying making jewelry pieces for people. They are all doing hobbies that they felt forced to abandon because of their nations. The gods and humans are encouraging them and enjoying it.

Which pantheons do you think are claiming each archon.

ROR Gods when seeing the Archon!MCs + Columbina!MC: "...it's free real estate-"

YES! I love how you continued on from the other ask! I love the ROR Gods and Humans being on the same page for once, and being enraged over the MCs' treatment!

And now the Archon!MCs + Columbina!MC are safe and sound in Valhalla, while Teyvat is fucked over by the Abyss.

Lol, imagine if Zeus, the other Pantheons, plus the Valkyries and the original Human fighters, somehow got reconnected to Teyvat... and rubbed it in to all the nations and people that wronged the Archon!MCs/Columbina!MC, and that they were more or less done for.

Cause none of their Gods were coming back to save their sorry asses. The ROR Gods and Humans would make sure of that.

And if Teyvat tries to resummon any of the MCs? Well, I think Valhalla has more than enough Gods savy in dealing with spells like that and puts a stop to that nonsense.

Though... imagine if Teyvat did survive, but was now under the ROR Gods control, and that the Teyvatians, both humans and others, were basically placed below the ROR Humans.

Like Gods didn't like humans to begin with, but Teyvat's humans are a whole other garbage dump, so the ROR Humans have risen ranks so to say... and they were smug about it, cause unlike the Teyvatians, the ROR Humans could freely interact with the MCs, and wow! They're just as nice and gentle and beautiful as the ROR Humans thought they were!

Another random idea... Adam tries and succeeds in getting parental rights over the 8 MCs on the Human side.

Now... for your question what pantheon takes which MC in... 🤔

Venti!MC - Hm... Maybe Greek? Apollo definitely wants to adopt them for their musical abilites.

Zhongli!MC - Chinese Pantheon, but they have shared guardianship rights with Hades because Hades sees a lot of himself in Zhongli!MC because they're both the oldest siblings.

Ei!MC - Japanese Patheon

Nahida!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

Furina!MC - Uh... maybe Greek? Or do you think there's a better option?

Mavuika!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

Tsaritsa!MC - I'm thinking maybe Norse Pantheon for her. Because lets give Odin a daughter, and Loki/Thor a baby sister!

Columbina!MC - Not sure... suggestions?

So i got this idea who is mostly crack, ¿you know what else was VERY popular in those old mytsh? POLOGAMIA! Just look no more than zeus how has god know how many wife and lovers or all of norse myths that 90% of the gods have more than pne partner!.

So i had this idea archondsMC but they are in a polygamic relationship whit eachother, exepct baby radish nahida she is just the kid the other 6 are co-parenting together.

I think this started wit ventiMC, furinaMC and mavuikaMC brcause they seems the more chaotic basiclaly it started as just the 3 pf them having this close relationship whit eachother and then in a 3 relationship.

Then EiMC joined later after a wild night of drinking, the rest of the archonds exepct nahidaMC joined years later.

I cant imagine how WEIRD is for the pnes close to their respextove archondMC that are aware of this relationship, i mean forget about the fact that this made a mess of the political structure of ALL of teyvat.

Is really, REALLY friking hard to keep track of how son/daugther is of which archond, like, granted seraphina is a noodle so it proba ly was only furinaMC and zhongliMC daugther right? But then seraphina start to sprout angel winds like ventiMC sp APPARENTLY she got onto the equation at some point, but then ¿wich nation wpuld be her ineritance as princess? Fontaine for her birth mother? Liyue for her father part??? Or mondatad because ventiMC just feels like it????

And lets not even START whit the group project that was abundio (latin name that means 'abundance' or 'he how has all virtues') that boy appeared one day whit ALL traits of the seven archonds, no one know HOW that happend, but you can bet bu celestia that all how is close to the archondsMC KNOW that abundio was a very, very, VERY wild night.

NahidaMC is just happy to have so many siblings.

Oh god this sounds chaotic and I love it. 🤣

Not sure what else I can add to this masterpiece besides acgree that Nahida!MC deserves many siblings... and possibly ALL the jealous characters that are pouty of this poly relationship the Archon!MCs had.

I can name a few. Mainly Yae Miko... and Neuvillette. Oh god, can you imagine Neuvillette's reaction to ALL the 'Usurpers' being together?

Madam gerta ever the sharp eye notices how these 'humans' dont really feel human they feel like demigods whic is strange because as far as little they could gather for surroinding planets that shoulndr be the case.

So adter different sheningans the crew confronts the shades.

"There is acrually a non-violent and nod apocaliptic reaspn for that" said the shade of life.

"Then why dont tou tell us?" Said the trailblazer.

"Because is so stupid that ita embarrasing" said the shade of space.

"Test me" said gerta.

"Well 6 of our archonds aka gods are way to horny for eachother, so they had a LOT of kids." Said the shade of time.

'What does it have to do whit-" tries marxh 7 before being interrupted by the shade of death.

"THEN! Those kids starting to reproduce whit ALL of the rest pf beings in teyvat until they went extinc" said the shade of death whit finallity.

The crew: 😳

The shades: 😐

The primordial one: i wish they were kidding, but they are serious 🙄

Meanwhile the aeons.

"NANNOK!" screamed order.

"The fuck did i do?" Said the aeon of desteuccion.

"Sorry, force habit. PROPAGATION!" screamed again order.

"Dammit! Why dindt i think aboit that first?!" Screamed the aeon of propagation.

I posted it without typing anything- 😱

But wow, wasn't expecting a HSR crossover! Bet the HSR verse was so thrown off by the Archon!MCs because of the Aeons and all that jazz... but this is definitely out of their element!

Apep, she was bareling tolerating nahidaMC.

Now what the hell do tou meant that those usurpers are multipliting faster than GUCKING rabbits?!?!.

What would be celestia reaction to this thoug? I mean yeah they have more could be archonds if sometjing happends but this quantity of kids is ANSURD!.

Apep can go suck a lemon, and you can't tell me one of the sassier kids don't tell her this if she so much as insults or threatens big sissy Nahida!MC!

Also, don't know why Apep is acting weirder out. I bet you my left foot the Sovereigns were just as bad in their glory days; how much you want to bet? ...And also want to bet Neuvillette wants to forget some of those days, lol-

And Celestia, well, I think they would probably eventually ask for a limit on the kids... but they mostly let them be. As long as nothing is destroying the order of Teyvat, keep making kids for all they care.

- Solar Anon

Until Sumeru can straighten the fuck out, the baby Dendro Archon will be staying in Mondstadt until Venti!MC decides to let her go back 'home'. Add in the other nations backing them up, and the sages are cooked.

Cue baby radish Nahida!MC being treated like the child she was by the Archons. Getting all the love and affection, toys, friends. Anything for the baby radish.

This would be filled with all sorts of shenanigans, but also, it could also be used as a call for help? Imagine if Nahida!MC used the first time, and the Archon!MC's are like "...Is that a child-"

Cue mission 'saving the radish'-

But yeah, hilarity is a definite. Venti!MC would lose their secret identity without a doubt if they do this cause they can't keep a straight face, lol