#eel simon

AU where the eel god and tree god split custody of simon like divorced parents that are only being civil for their kids sake. Constantly arguing over if simons on the right diet, is he healthy? Bored? Oh so now its my weekend? Were going fishing!

Simon has to deal with both voices giving him instructions and his mutations shift to reflect whichever has "visitation" at that time.

If bloodymary, neither are sure about grace. On one hand, no one is good enough for their weird kid, but on the other god so we actually think simon has the social skills to get litterally anyone else?

Bonus. Both the eel and tree think rocky and the eridians are abomination. Not plant. not meat. Weird creature. Like a mushroom?

*Fluttering my fabulously long eyelashes at you*

First of all, LOVE your idea for mutated Simon and how his dick would be.

Secondly…. Would mutated Simon have a breeding kink? I can imagine due to him being mutated, maybe he suddenly gains instincts to breed?

Especially with a knot added to his dick. And maybe he would talk about breeding the reader (or whoever he’s with) and calling them his mate?

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I think so, yeah. Moreso with eel Simon- which I think a few of you are just combining with mutated Simon so I guess I'll just do the same? At least for this one.

It's one of those urges that leaves a heavy feeling in his chest, something he can't help but think about a lot. The urge to knot you up and breed you- regardless of gender he'll have you take it.

It's weird for him, having never wanted kids of his own, and then all of a sudden he can't stop thinking about it!

It starts with him getting a little more clingy, wrapping his arm around you and rubbing his face all up against you, and then it turns into him humping against you, and then he's practically begging you to let him breed you. How could you say no?

After his knot is snuggly inside you, he'll wrap as much of himself around you as he can and just lay there, probably on top of you. Don't be shy and grind into him if you feel the need too, he won't mind at all. Just means it might lead into another round- and his puddled little mind full of nothing but breed, breed, breed would love nothing more.

Notable ways simon physically changes: if tree is in charge simon needs uv more than anything, maybe he grows a false wooden arm where the left used to be. Branch antlers because theyre neat. Hes sturdier.

With the eel he needs to eat more meat and protine, his vision is sharper for distance, hes faster and keeps trying to "drown" his food before eating. The false arm is bone scales and gore. He keeps looking for prey in the water.

Up to yalls imagination! Gills turn green when plant time.The arm decays during custody exchanfe or if neither entity are watching their boi.

Grace finds this facianating and tries to study if theres a pattern between which form simon takes. Hes doing everything to try and track how to keep simon comfortable and calm with the 2 different behavior sets. He thinks its kinda cute when simon tries to drown his burger. Like the raccoons washing cotton candy.

Rocky thinks this is hilarious and heckles simon.

Do you think his dick would be mutated? Not in a gross way, but maybe had a few new textures/features on it? Like it could have small soft spikes on it, could it form a knot, could have small tendrils around it to grip onto the person he’s fucking?

So many ideas 😏

Requests open, obviously an NSFW post

I haven't actually thought about it much, but it absolutely is different from a regular dick. Absolutely somewhere in terato levels if nothing less.

I personally don't mind if his mutated dick is in a gross way, we all saw him at the end of the movie so it wouldn't be too out of reach.

If it's just mutated Simon, I think it would be closer to when we see his forearms all blistered and torn, as well as possibly some ridges, teeth, additional smaller stuff. But it would still keep its basic shape and form as if it was just regular Simon. Maybe, maybe, it's got some more reactive bits, but overall it only gains some small additions.

Now, if we're talking about eel Simon on the other hand... THAT is where most of your thoughts come into play. I don't really have a lot of thoughts for eel Simon yet, but there's this artist I'm obsessed with on Instagram, and they have a really cute design so I'll reference it with slight changes to be more freaky.

Art by ML2KEY on Instagram

The only real change would obviously be the mouth on his torso/connecting to the tail. It would be smaller, and more like a protective pouch for his dick, similar to a merman's, still with me?

It would probably be a lot softer than Mutated Simon, perhaps similar to snake skin, but still a bit rough and bumpy. It would absolutely be able to knot, because who doesn't love a good knot? and perhaps, maybe, double as an ovipositor- or maybe he has a second, smaller one, just for that. I'm not sure about tentacles, but I think the teeth that usually protect his dick would be able to gently latch onto whoever he's fucking to make sure they don't leave. If nothing else, his arm is strong, he can bite, he's heavy, and he's got a tail, one of them has got to be able to keep you in place. Also, I think the base would also have teeth that would poke and prod at you, gently of course- unless you'd be into being treated roughly.

Again, both of these would probably end up being gross in some way. I personally like it, and with how he looks at the end of the movie I don't think I'd be able to write it without a little grossness anyways. It wouldn't be descriptive, but it would be there, y'know?

Its important to me yall know ellie is a cigarette mom and ceader is avoiding child support.

I see the relationship between elli and ceader is a divorced couple that had a kid thinking it wpuld fix the relationship. Both are constantly shit talking eachother to eachother and simon.