How about the (f) villain trying to do a good deed and accidentally bringing a hot, possibly dead, unconscious guy to her house to patch him up and just, do a good deed for a week! Only to find out, HE'S THE HERO HER AGENCY HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR- and continues to relentlessly simp while patching up while praying he doesn't wake up (he does.) And the rest is up to you my favorite writer 😈 i've been desperate for some comedy lately lol (sorry if this one is weird)
OKI THAT'S ALL!! TYSM I LOVE YOUR WRITING AND YOUR COOL DONT EVER FORGET THAT!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!! <33
Ooooh I'm definitely up for a change :D
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Super Hot, Super Sexy, Super... Hero?!
"All units, we are still searching for the target. Tall, dark hair male.... uh... hero... We need him sooner than later. Oh... and, uh Villain, do you copy?" A static voice came from the radio system attached to Villain's suit.
She actived her microphone, "Go ahead, boss."
"... uh.. maybe don't screw up this time? Not every hot man is–"
"–HEY HEY ALRIGHT! I got it! Thank you very much now! It was one time, I–"
"–Twice–" Several voices answered through their own microphones.
"–Okay, okay! Don't screw up, I can handle–"
"–or him!"
"... what?"
"Don't screw him either!"
"I'm never answering this radio again." She deadpanned and switched off her radio system, walking out of the alleyway she was in.
She wiped a bead of sweat from her forehead as she scanned the dark streets, even though it was nightime, the summer heat was unforgiving.
And, to top things off, she tripped over an uneven sidewalk. She managed to steady herself just as she heard said sidewalk make a grunting noise.
She raised an eyebrow and looked behind her.
"Well, that's not supposed to be there." She approached the man lying bleeding on the ground and nudged him with her boot.
She looked up and down the street: empty.
Should she just leave him there? She was a villain after all...
An hour and a half later, she drug a quite possibly dead body and the inflated ego of her winning conscience into her home.
She flopped his annoyingly heavy body onto the floor of her living room and looked down at him.
My God, this man was hot... Sure, he could've done without the bleeding wounds and all that, but just wow...
She felt heat rise to her cheeks as she took in the fact that she had an incredibly, and I mean INCREDIBLY, hot man just lying in her floor.
Another soft grunt.
"Oh, oops." She rushed to her bathroom; maybe it was better to actually patch him up and not just stare at him. Oh well, she was just a girl after all.
She tried her best not to get too distracted when she was patching him up, she really did. She truly was the strongest soldier in the army when it came to her ability to not get lost staring at the six pack that was so rudely staring back at her through his ripped shirt.
Hey, he was lucky she was doing this at all! She was a villain saving his life out of the goodness of her heart. And well, she was a villain, there's not too much goodness in her heart.
She was placing a bandage over his shoulder when she noticed a familiar emblem on his shirt, "Oh no... oh no no no no.. this isn't possible, this isn't happening, there's absolutely no way–"
"There's no way for what?"
She screamed, then he screamed, and then she screamed again and hit her head on the coffee table, "Ouch."
He sat up a little, "There's no way for what!? Who are you!? Where am I!?"
"I-I... There's no way the ridiculously hot man I just found in the street is the stupid hero I've been looking for!"
"You think I'm hot?"
She gasped and covered her mouth, "Kill me now."
"That's against protocol."
She glared at him.
He shrugged.
"You think im hot?"
"I will kick your butt and drop you back off in the street where I found you–"
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Hi!!! It's the guy who was talking about how much they want to write a fic on the Royal AU and then took like five hundred years to do it :3
I'm sorry it's been a while!! ...And I'm also sorry it's so long. And that it. Barely has anything to do with the AU.
I do have multiple chapters in mind, if that's still alright? So, it will... eventually circle back to your AU!!!
(I would paste a link, but those don't seem to work in asks, so the fic is 'A Crown of Diamonds and a Sword of Hearts' on AO3. Yes, the title is cringe. :3 )
I hope you enjoy this mess~ Thank you so much for letting me write off of your AU!!!! You rock <3
“Yes, it was quite strange that we were required to attend. We didn’t even know the man who was being hung.”
SO SORRY this has taken so long for me to respond (and that the art is so. SO messy.), but i have finally gotten around to reading and AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! thank you so much for taking the time to write it !! it RULES!!!!!!!
no, dont tell me. the people in the fandom who think they can decide the right and wrong ways to enjoy a piece of media are right behind me, arent they?
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