Oh great, another idea
And this time, it’s about some of the Red Army officers being gay for their beloved Queen of Hearts! Tagging @kiarigirl-blog because she was the one who gave me that idea.
So it all starts when Edgar, Lancelot, Kyle, and Zero decide hey why not have a late night conversation in the kitchen.
Sadly, Jonah is asleep so he doesn’t join in.
So everything was fun and all. Until...
Kyle: *drunk af* Heyyyy you know, our Queen is really beautiful. Like, super gorgeous. So gorgeous that my heart races like a million miles per hour.
Edgar: Oh my, is our one and only army doc lovesick~? This is rather interesting news.
Kyle: Hey, you’re the one who calls him so thoughtful, so caring, so virtuous, so honorable.
Edgar: So? That does not prove much.
Kyle: Don’t forget that time I accidentally walked into your room and heard you—
Edgar: *covers Kyle’s mouth* Now now Kyle, you promised me not to tell.
Zero and Lancelot are shocked and curious at seeing Edgar showing a bit of nervousness as he covers Kyle’s mouth.
Zero: Kyle, finish the sentence.
Kyle: Mmph mmph—
Edgar: Now now, my protégé, you do not need to pry.
Lancelot: *separates Edgar and Kyle with magic* So Kyle, what were you about to say?
Edgar: Kyle no—
Kyle: *finishes sentence*
Lancelot and Zero: What does that mean?
Kyle: It means that Edgar feels pleasured at the thought of our resident beauty.
Lancelot: O-oh...
Edgar: *blushing mess*
Kyle: In fact, I still have a recording of it in a crystal—
Edgar: Kyle no.
Zero: So there is something that can bother Edgar.
Zero internally: Finally, I can get payback for all those years of teasings and jokes thrown at me.
Lancelot:
Lancelot: I... I can’t believe that I’m not the only one.
Edgar: Lancelot, you as well?
Lancelot: ... yes.
Zero: Wait a minute. So... I’m the only one here who doesn’t see Jonah that way???
Kyle: Seems like it.
Edgar: Congratulations Zero. You’re part of the minority of the army who is not gay.
Lancelot: Wait, our army is gay for our Queen?
Zero: Oh God, why did I join this place?
The next day, in a meeting...
Jonah: So to conclude... ok seriously, what is up with everyone today?
Edgar: Everything is perfectly alright. Why do you ask?
Jonah: Don’t pretend like I did not notice the glances you, Kyle, and King Lancelot have been giving to each other. What did I miss?
Everyone:
Five of Hearts: My Queen, I think I know why. *reveals a magic crystal in his palm*
Kyle: *tenses*
Edgar: *nervous smile*
Lancelot: Five of Hearts, that is not necessary.
Jonah: Seriously, what is going on?!
Zero: *laughing because he is happy that he is straight*












