#kylah

And this time, it’s about some of the Red Army officers being gay for their beloved Queen of Hearts! Tagging @kiarigirl-blog because she was the one who gave me that idea.

So it all starts when Edgar, Lancelot, Kyle, and Zero decide hey why not have a late night conversation in the kitchen.

Sadly, Jonah is asleep so he doesn’t join in.

So everything was fun and all. Until...

Kyle: *drunk af* Heyyyy you know, our Queen is really beautiful. Like, super gorgeous. So gorgeous that my heart races like a million miles per hour.

Edgar: Oh my, is our one and only army doc lovesick~? This is rather interesting news.

Kyle: Hey, you’re the one who calls him so thoughtful, so caring, so virtuous, so honorable.

Edgar: So? That does not prove much.

Kyle: Don’t forget that time I accidentally walked into your room and heard you—

Edgar: *covers Kyle’s mouth* Now now Kyle, you promised me not to tell.

Zero and Lancelot are shocked and curious at seeing Edgar showing a bit of nervousness as he covers Kyle’s mouth.

Zero: Kyle, finish the sentence.

Kyle: Mmph mmph—

Edgar: Now now, my protégé, you do not need to pry.

Lancelot: *separates Edgar and Kyle with magic* So Kyle, what were you about to say?

Edgar: Kyle no—

Kyle: *finishes sentence*

Lancelot and Zero: What does that mean?

Kyle: It means that Edgar feels pleasured at the thought of our resident beauty.

Lancelot: O-oh...

Edgar: *blushing mess*

Kyle: In fact, I still have a recording of it in a crystal—

Edgar: Kyle no.

Zero: So there is something that can bother Edgar.

Zero internally: Finally, I can get payback for all those years of teasings and jokes thrown at me.

Lancelot:

Lancelot: I... I can’t believe that I’m not the only one.

Edgar: Lancelot, you as well?

Lancelot: ... yes.

Zero: Wait a minute. So... I’m the only one here who doesn’t see Jonah that way???

Kyle: Seems like it.

Edgar: Congratulations Zero. You’re part of the minority of the army who is not gay.

Lancelot: Wait, our army is gay for our Queen?

Zero: Oh God, why did I join this place?

The next day, in a meeting...

Jonah: So to conclude... ok seriously, what is up with everyone today?

Edgar: Everything is perfectly alright. Why do you ask?

Jonah: Don’t pretend like I did not notice the glances you, Kyle, and King Lancelot have been giving to each other. What did I miss?

Everyone:

Five of Hearts: My Queen, I think I know why. *reveals a magic crystal in his palm*

Kyle: *tenses*

Edgar: *nervous smile*

Lancelot: Five of Hearts, that is not necessary.

Jonah: Seriously, what is going on?!