#eda x reader

“ long time no see, beautiful~“

your blonde friend purrs, smoothly sliding onto a empty stool next to you. eda purposely ignores revy who’s drinking on the opposite side of you, and leans up against the bar counter. her lips stretch into a flirtatious smile as she awaits for response. you chuckled, setting down the small glass of beer to greet her back.

“ it’s been a while eda! it’s a treat to see you here in roanapur again. “ you cast her a friendly smile and the blonde eats it right up, baby blue eyes lightening up with heightened interest through her shades. eda smiles wider, propping her elbow on the wooden surface, and plops her cheek against her open palm. then, her gaze flickers to the bottle of cheap beer before at you.

“ likewise, likewise, baby. is the money tight this time too? let me buy you some real beer since that wild boar over there is treating you to the cheap shit—“

revy, who was previously quiet and already irritated by eda deliberately ignoring her, barks, “ hey bitch, you got somethin’ else to do besides tryin’ to be a whore? “

eda snorts, “ oh please, offering her a real drink makes me a whore? or are you just mad that your ass is too broke to afford her a good time? “

the maroon haired merc slams the glass on the bar counter, “ shut the fuck up, you blue eyed beast! you wanna take it outside?! “

“ alright, alright, pipe down, “ you patted revy’s shoulder and she merely grunts back, “ seriously, it’s hard to believe you two are friends when y’all make it a mission to annoy each other. “

revy let’s out a half laugh, “ heh, friends with that bitch? don’t make me laugh. “

eda’s brow twitches but she still keeps up her calm facade. she’s not letting herself get upset when you’re sitting here pretty. “ (name), you must be tired of having to keep up with that wildebeest. it’s never too late to ditch her and come with me, sweetie pie~”she runs a slow hand down your arm in a sensual manner and smirks to herself as she observes the way your face turns flustered.

“ i-i—wh-wha- “

“ aw, getting shy? use your words— “

“ aw, fuck that! “ revy shoots up from her stool, throwing eda an irritated glare. “ you. me. outside! unless you pussy, bitch! “

eda stands right up, her facade easily crumbling down as she challenges back at the woman angrily, “ i’m sure as hell not a pussy but if you think i’m going to waste my night fighting your ape ass then you really need to be put down! “

“ oh yeah?! so you’d rather waste your night tryin’ to whore your way into (name)’s pants? fuck off! go fuck some broad you don’t know! “

eda fires back with a wild, knowing grin, “ my, my, revy, didn’t take ya for the jealous type! i can’t blame you since this pretty lady here is a rare gem. how about we just get a three-way going? “

“ a three what? “ you look up at the woman like she was crazy and she grins down at you.

“ c’mon baby, it’ll be fun! the hotel is on me. unlike miss revy over there, i’ve got something to prove. it can be just the two of us though if she’s ‘pussy’. “

heavily blushing, revy tuts and stomp towards the entrance.

“ both of you, get your asses up! the hotel better not be far, eda! “

eda smirks to herself proudly.

♡ SFW

When you become her partner, you and her are more than happy. You both think the other person is cool and wonder how you got so lucky

Specially after Belos is gone and her track record is clean (kind of), she'll hold your hand in public

Loves to wear your t-shirts and loves to see you in hers too

She's the type to be bashful about you and completely flaunt you around

Lets you rant about your interests. She might not listen to everything, more focused on your facial features, but hey she's trying her best

Randomly asks "would you love me if I was a worm?"

Other variant of that is "you're like a worm, i love you", which leaves you a tad bit confused

If you think something is cool, she'll get it for you. History book? Bought. Vinyl? No need to ask twice. This random obscure thing that could be considered lost in time? She'll find a way.

🔞 NSFW

Teasing to the max, especially if you get turned on/flustered easily

Once you tease her back, she folds like a fool and tries to play it cool (fails miserably at doing so)

Pampers your body with kisses, taking it slow

Prefers to explore your body slowly, worshipping it

Outside, she acts tough however she lets you command her in bed

"Is this good?" "You okay, darling?" "So cute."

Her voice is velvety soft when talking to you

Going to the Owl House is always a bit of a gamble in a lot of ways, especially smell. Sometimes the house smelled like fresh cookies. Sometimes like burning feathers. Once it smelled like socks that had been marinated in swamp water and left in the sun. That was a weird day.

Today?

Like something delicious.

You pause in the doorway, closing your eyes and inhaling deeply through your nose. Today’s smell is sweet, earthy, but also a little smoky? You can’t quite place it, but whatever it is, it smells good.

The bubbling cauldron in the kitchen seems to be the source. Curious, you wander over. Steam curls lazily from the mixture. Without thinking, you grab a stray mug from the counter and scoop up some of the liquid. It’s still warm, so you blow gently on the surface before taking a cautious sip.

It’s… really good. It tastes as sweet as it smells, slightly floral, with just a hint of bitterness. Maybe some-

SLAP.

The mug goes flying from your hand, the mixture splattering across the floor. “DON’T DRINK THAT!” Eda screeches, wild-eyed and panting like she just sprinted across the Boiling Isles, purely to deprive you from your drink.

You blink, stunned. “What?! Why?!” She grabs you by the shoulders, shaking you. “Because it’s a potion!” Your stomach twists. “What kind of potion?” Eda pauses. Then, very pointedly, doesn’t answer.

“…Eda?” She leans in close, eyes squinting. “Totally off topic, but uh… How do you feel?” You blink at her again, confused. “I feel fine? Nothing out of the ordinary. Why?”

Eda frowns, snatching a scroll off the counter and unrolling it with a dramatic flourish. Her eyes dart furiously over the scribbles. “No, no, I did everything right. The timing, the heat, the ratios." She turns back to you. "You really feel nothing?”

You’re really getting worried now. “Eda. What. Did. I. Drink?” She starts to laugh. Like, full-on wheezing, cackling, losing-her-damn-mind laughing. “Eda!” You snap.

“You just drank a love potion!” She gasps through wheezes of amusement, wiping a tear from her eye.

“…Huh?”

“Yeah! It’s supposed to make you fall in love with the first person you see after drinking it. Boom! Heart eyes, pathetic giggling, the whole dumb package.” You stare at her incredulously. “And why, exactly, did you make a love potion?”

She waves a hand like it’s no big deal. “I needed to attract a few Moonlight Moths. They’re crazy for the stuff.” You blink. “That’s… one way to go about that.”

“Eh, it works.” She grins, her gold tooth peeking out from inside of her mouth. “Anyway, you feel nothing. Which means…” She points at you, dramatic as always. “You already had feelings for me.”

You freeze. “Oh.”

“Oh.” She echoes, voice smug and sing-songy. “Caught you.”

A beat.

Then. “Don’t worry.” Eda continues, softer, genuine. She steps closer, wiping some left-over potion from your lips.

And then, because she’s Eda Clawthorne and of course she does, she pops her finger in her mouth with a hum. “I have feelings too.” She winks, her voice dropping down as if she’s telling you a secret.

Honestly? You’re not even mad about the potion anymore.

Masterlist

Eda

H-Hot...bird woman..

She is so amazing we love her

She will definitely get you anything at the drop of a hat

No, she doesn't pay for it.

Sometimes when she's bored she'll drag you around town to find some mischief to cause or something to do

If her and Lilith ever get into a fight, you are the barrier. Every. Single. Time.

"Y/N, can you tell my darling sister to stop leaving apple blood cartons everywhere?"

"Y/N, can you tell Lilith to mind her damn business?"

Y/N: *eye twitch*

If you know about the curse she'll appreciate any support you give, even if it doesn't look like it.

Will use Harpy form, especially if she knows it flusters you- poor owl beast is so done.

She is very protective of those she cares about, so she'll deffo bail you out if you happen to get in trouble. She'll feel so bad if it's because of her shenanigans 😭

She likes to drag you into her nest randomly. In her mind, pretty things in nest. Y/N = pretty thing, pretty thing = in nest. Don't say anything about it, though, she'll get so embarrassed-

Lilith (Platonic)

Cool history nerd aunt? Hell yeah!

Definitely overloads you with random info at any point of the day. She cant help it, especially if you get her started on a topic thats special to her.

She'll talk for hours then, not that you mind :)

She does really appreciate it if you listen though, and even more if you engage and back up points.

Is definitely the type to cringe you out, especially in front of your friends. She's cool like that, even though you hate it-

If anything happens to you or you get in trouble, she gets so worried about you!!

I feel like she's the type of person where panic makes her do smart stuff quickly, so she'll instantly patch you up with care if you do get hurt.

I feel like because of her, you'd have a love-hate relationship with Hooty?

Like, you would protect each other to the max if needed but they totally team up against you all the time and it's so not fair >:(

Darius

Ah yes, our favourite peacock.

He treats you like royalty, so be aware of that.

Spa days? Spa days. You keep laughing whenever he puts on a face mask and he gets grumpy about it-

He acts like he's above it but let's be honest, he would totally love to gossip with you.

He somehow knows about everyone and everything in the castle so watch your back if your trying to hide anything from him (he tries not to peep if it's like, a surprise for him but he probably already knows)

You two shovel talk Adrian, it drives him mad 😭

You know if you get into an argument and your parents leave a bowl of fruit or something as an apology?

He definitely brings a mini abomination to bring you something.

He will eventually apologize face to face, but who likes confrontation? Not him.

Co parenting Hunter co parenting Hunter CO PARENTING HUNTE-

Is super worried abt you after the day of unity, and immediately seeks you out (and vice versa).

Adrian

I'm just gonna be upfront. He's draining, but that's the fun of it! (Or not.)

He is 100% catboy confirmed.

He doesn't even bother with the whole "I act like I don't care but actually do" thing he's just super clingy and has no shame <3

He's also super p(r)etty, and can get jealous quite easily. Make sure to give him lots of attention!

Surprisingly doesn't shovel talk Darius, he has some semblance of respect for him, but he just hates everyone equally. Apart from you! (And Terra. She absolutely terrifies him, don't leave them in a room together)

Take everything he says with a grain of salt though, he twists his stories a lot.

E.g: Someone accident tripped him up? It was attempted murder. They tried to break his neck and-

He is a dramatic person, but what do you expect?

The type to just flop onto you and go boneless after a long day, no matter what your doing.

Also treats you like royalty! Just... In his own way.

Steve

Steve! Everyone's favourite demon/ex-scout boy!

He is so affectionate, but in an awkward kinda teenage way.

He buys you flowers.

Gives the best advice? Y'know how you can no what something tastes like just by smell and sight even if you've never had it? Like that but with advice.

He talks about you all the time to Mat!! He's super happy if you two get along, since you are the most important people in his life.

(if you don't though, immediate deal breaker. His little brother is so important to him, so sorry..)

This is random, but he has an obsession with candles.

One time you told him all that smoke wasn't good for the environment, so he bought "bio-degradable" ones from a certain pig at the night market..... He's trying I promise 😭

Motorcycle rides? Hell yeah! He won't ever say it (unless it comes up ofc) but his favourite rides are where there's not really any destination in mind, and your just driving around because.

He somehow is friends with everyone on the boiling isles? Don't be surprised if you see someone who you'd never expect to see talking to him.