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Main antagonists of Three Wise Warriors: The Shogun and the Corpses.

You heard it on the news like the rest of us. Our very own Scott Tenorman was sent to the mental hospital to receive some treatment. But that isn’t the full story. Rumor has it that he has been planning on this for weeks. The murder of his brothers cousin, the torment of his beloved half brother. What could have made this relationship go sour? Thats were we delve deeper into the truth.

But it leaves you wondering. Could Cartman follow into his older brothers footsteps? Will Kyle or Elvin survive being so close to the two? What would have have brought him to even go this far, bring harm to a child, shooting Cartmans husband. 

Perhaps it was a bout of jealously that brought on the sudden attack. Cartman has a family unlike Scott. His beloved husband and cousin, who he considers to be his son. Maybe it goes deeper than that. 

The duo have always been at each others throats for years. You would think that Scott would have been content with his so called princess. Yet, some of us are questioning if that was even real as well or just a ploy to lead people on. 

Several girls have been reporting in mass about getting an STD after sleeping with our very own Bill Allen. The word spread quickly after one isolated incident occurred with a girl we’ll call Jenna for her safety. She reportedly slept with him after a fun night out. Little did she know what she would gain from this encounter. Upon a visit to the doctor she discovered the truth. As she spoke to friends, the truth began to unravel. This isn't the only girl that has been infected by a horrible STD. 

Should young people be using better protection? Or just avoid this boy at all cost? We’ll leave that for you to decide!

-SPE-