#easy as

fuck marry kill;

akshually, the real reason the tv show xena: warrior princess ends in S6 with 'a friend in need' is because that aired just after reincarnated xena and gabrielle were both back in their preferred gender bodies/faces and could sue the network on copyright grounds and invasion of privacy, partly because they were mad that the network kept trying to rewrite their story and partly because gabrielle is working on new scrolls (aka the comics), and joxer's many-thousand descendant ted kleinman who signed the deal with the tv studio back in 'the xena scrolls' decides he's on the side of these super cool women and doesn't sell any more of the scrolls to the network, so really, the network had no choice but not to continue the show in-world after S6.

Excuse you,