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“I’m sorry, I don’t want to be rude or anything but...is that thing edible? ”

As embarrassing and obnoxious it could be, such rarely stopped Lisa from doing something -- mostly because she ignored greatly how wrong and stupid it was. Chasing a cat was clearly a plausible course of actions but how could she not? Said evil feline had stolen away her taiyaki! So much for trying to pet it! It had ulterior motives after all but she wasn’t going leave things like this, even if it was for everyone to see!

You yawn at the distant screams against the usual backdrop of city noise. Probably more fires or something. Okay, this is a bit more high-stakes than the usual bullshit, but you still can’t bring yourself to care all that much. 

But the scientists are watching, waiting to see who’s strongest. This is your motivation: haven’t you always longed to prove your worth, to feel the warmth of the world’s attention? 

First, though, you’re going to need a bit of... help. You notice a lost-looking kid with a smile on his face, and your first thought is just how easy it would probably be to manipulate this guy. Okay, if it’s not much of a challenge, certain people might argue that the end result doesn’t matter as much, but you say you’re just using your resources wisely. 

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     -+-> H01d, and d0 n0t step in e%cess!

   Okay, that might not have been the most welcome way to catch someone’s attention. Even so, you called out in a hoarse voice, bounding forward with great focus as you stretched out your hand. The reason?

   There was a puddle on the ground -- and it was in the perfect shape of a glorious hoofbeast, galloping across the plains. Never before had you expected to witness such beauty from nature -- and this boy was about to ruin it all!