#eah tiny

Like, we all have those moments, right? Where our brain goes “Character: ‘amazing line’” and then we have no context? No fic or AU they belong to? Yeah, that’s these. They’re up for grabs, free use in fics and other stuff.

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Cupid: Call me Linear A cause no one understands me.

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Darling: Dex, please, for Grimm’s sake, just ask Raven out. Define your relationship.

Darling: You’re going on about how amazing she is so much that I might wind up asking her out.

Darling: I stole one brother’s not-girlfriend already, do NOT give me the opportunity for a perfect record.

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Blondie: I haven’t been this horrified since that time I saw Cupid’s first draft of her family tree project.

Dexter: Blondie we were all traumatized by Cupid’s family tree project.

Blondie: You guys only had to deal with the final draft. After I got Cupid to cut out a few branches.

Dexter: Well, I mean-

Blondie: Intersecting branches. It wasn’t so much a family tree as it was a family Gordian Knot.

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Hunter: There are days I just look at my life and I think “Grimm, I’m at war with a squirrel”.

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Ashlynn: Girls, come on, it’s not that bad. It’s actually kinda cute.

Poppy: Ashlynn, it is that bad.

Ashlynn: I mean, sure, it’s not the fairest…but…

Briar: Ashlynn, babe, light of my life, your boyfriend has the same haircut as his squirrel. We’ve moved past the realm of “not the fairest”.

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Briar: Yes, okay, I could have died. I get that.

Apple: Really? Cause you’re acting fairy nonchalant about it!

Briar: Apple, I nearly die, like, all the time. I like extreme sports and I have magical narcolepsy. This is, like, my average Thursday.

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Dexter: Let me just take off my glasses.

Darling: But then you won’t be able to see Daring’s performance.

Dexter: Exactly.

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Random student: Tiny almost stepped on Nina!

Rosabella: Tiny almost steps on everybody. He’s a giant with zero motor coordination in a school that, despite hosting a giant student every generation, has zero accessibility features designed for a being of his size.

Random student:…

Rosabella: The real issues here are a lack of accessibility regulation and Headmaster Grimm.

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Briar: According to Professor Rumplestiltskin, I have to pick another fairytale foreign language class!

Apple: Oh? Why?

Briar: Apparently, “sarcasm is not a real language”.

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Cupid: Well, we could always ask Lawrence.

Rosabella: Yeah!

Several other main cast members:….

Cupid: Do- do you girls not know who Lawrence is?

Rosabella: This is what happens when you only socialize with the same four people in the Royal common room.

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Daring: I will defeat that monster and save the damsel!

And would Jamil and Leona be happy attending EAH? I picture Jamil and Leona don't because they would be restricted on their classes and everything.

there are… a lot of fairytales out there, and EAH does not look like that big of a school. to me, it would simply make no sense for there not to be other options.

for example, Tiny appears to be the only giant student at EAH. but there are countless fairytales and legends that feature giants, and it would be impractical for them all to attend a human-dominant school—so, as we know, Beanstalk High exists. it’s also stated that the previous Little Mermaid did not go to school on land, even though she has a major story; Meeshell was sent to EAH in order to adapt to life on land before her time came. otherwise she would have remained in Merschool. since nonhuman species have their own schools, i don't think it's unreasonable to assume humans from around the world can too.

so in this AU, the other schools like NRC and RSA can accept storied students provided they eventually sign the Storybook of Legends. it’s up to the headmasters’ discretion to recommend which students should be accepted into EAH. maybe Leona's older brother went to EAH, but Crowley was like "nah I want this one" for some reason? as for Jamil, I imagine it's tradition for the vizier to attend the same school as the sultan.

in the hypothetical situation that Jamil and Leona did attend EAH, i’m not sure either of them would be too bothered by the curriculum. Leona would be free to make use of the library on his own time, and as a prince he’d still naturally gather underlings. he’d also already have the background political knowledge from his childhood and upbringing. at any rate i highly doubt he’d lament missing the jousting tournaments with the princes in Hero Training 😶

Water: Hopper, Duchess, Meeshell

Light: Daring, Alistair, Apple, Farrah, Justine, Blondie

Air: Dexter, Humphrey, Cupid, Holly, Maddie

Fire: Chase, Briar, Ginger, Poppy, Lizzie

Plant: Ashlynn, Cedar, Jillian, Nina, Tiny, Rosabella

Earth: Hunter, Ramona, Bunny

Metal: Sparrow, Darling

Darkness: Courtly, Faybelle, Kitty, Raven, Cerise

Ice: Crystal, Northwind, Jackie

Lightning: Melody

POPPY CAN TRY STYLES WITH CLIPPERS MANE(fuck the forever cub shit It’s not real if I don’t look at it)

MONKEYS CAN CLIMB. YKNOW THE TOWER? THAT SHES GONNA LIVE IN?! Plus idk they could match each others energy or smth