Albus and Gellert at couples therapy, Part II
Albus: You threatened me not to get in your way.
Gellert: You know I didn't mean that, I could never hurt you.
Albus: You sent my nephew after me to kill me!
Gellert: Exactly, because I could never hurt you.
Therapist: ....so, Mister Grindelwald, do you want Mister Dumbledore to join you or do you want him dead?
Gellert: Of course, I want him to join me. But he refuses everytime I ask.
Albus: Maybe that's because you plan to overtake the magical world and kill every Muggle you set eyes on!
Therapist: We've been through this; blaming is neither helpful nor productive.
Gellert: You divorced me in front of the entire magical world, in front of that Scamander boy!
Therapist: Who is Scamander?
Gellert: Like hell! I see the way he looks at you!
Albus: You really have the nerve to be jealous now?!
Gellert: (huffs) Oh please, that boy is a joke compared to me.
Albus: At least, he doesn't kill people!
Therapist: Again, with the blaming! Why don't we talk about your fear of losing him, Mister Grindelwald?
Gellert: Fear? I fear nothing! I will rule the magical world very soon.
Therapist: And would ruling the magical world make you happy, Mister Grindelwald?
Gellert: (freezes) ... I don't understand the question.