#dykeselfcest

1. One of the several scientist mutuals whom I’m intimidated by. Genuinely just very smart and interesting, and also so extremely reasonable at all times. Rigorous standards that mean you love to say things like “it depends on xyz” and “here’s a link to the study I’m referencing.” Breath of fresh air honestly.

2. One of the few people who is on tumblr as much as I am, I think. I love hearing about your day and mouse tasks and to do lists and The Bullshit you’re experiencing.

3. Consistently one of the most interesting writers I’ve read. Banger after banger. I want to get into the source material you’ve posted fanfic for so that I can read your fic about it. Goes down like a shot of tequila: concentrated, burns like fire, makes me feel insane.

HEY EVERYONE GO READ C’S FIC.

my favorites in no particular order:

- Patty/Ellen Damages fic about deer hunting, an ambiguous predator/prey dynamic, and the triangulation of desire

- Patty/Ellen Damages fic about eating disorders and a touch of the old ambiguous mother/daughter pseudo incest is-it-disgust-or-arousal thread.

- Hellena/Harmony Severance fic about eating disorders and a touch of the old ambiguous mother/daughter pseudo incest is-it-disgust-or arousal thread. This one is an all timer for me.

- Helena/Harmony Severance fic about eating disorders and, you’ll never guess, a touch of the old ambiguous mother/daughter pseudo incest is-it-disgust-or-arousal thread.

- Devon/Gemma Severance fic about mourning your brother’s wife and secretly affair. God it fucking rules.

- Zosia/Carol Pluribus fic about what it means to consent when you’re the world but you’re also very drunk, and how Carol copes with her uncertainty.

- FIC OF ALL TIME. Zosia/Carol Pluribus fic about what it means to consent when you’re the world and how Carol twists the knife.

yayyyy thank you!! received this message and thought surely this will be easy I love a repressed housewife and then went to the archives (my letterboxd) and realized that so many of my fav repressed women movies are in fact not actually about housewives! tragic!! this must be remedied!

Rules: Make yourself with this picrew and then take this uquiz to find out how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.

tagged by @enchantlost thank u<3

Mentor

You might not be the main character, but you're still very important. You're the older, or at least wiser one, who guides all those little youngins to victory. They may not always listen to you, but at least they respect you. The fandom looks on you as either a MILF/DILF, the lovable cooky old guy, or the one who really, really needs a break. Maybe all three. Probably all three.

thank youuuu 🫶

light: It was easier than either of them probably expected. A light and pleasant surprise passed by Kate’s pretty eyes, and then she smiled at Juliet.

mind: Whatever feelings Juliet was trying to pretend weren’t jealousy, were at least temporarily thrown to the back of her mind when she saw Kate walk past Charlotte, knocking her shoulder not too lightly and not even glancing at her. Charlotte raised her hands in silent exasperation but didn’t do anything else. And Juliet had to bite her lip not to laugh.

I have the perfect match!! I was JUST thinking about this movie today: Excision (2012). It’s about a teenage girl who gets obsessed with doing DIY surgery on her sick sister. She’s like, THE greasy dirtbag teenage girl of all time. I love her so much.

It’s so stylish! There’s actually not that much gore by run time, but when there is gore, it’s extravagant.

Also the poster rules

Girl of all time!!!

Oooh!! Fab I’m actually going to Colorado for my best friend’s birthday this year so I could potentially make this for her. I feel like browned butter = warm = a hot toddy??? Bourbon + boiling water + lemon + honey. I’d add some mulled spices though…anise seed pod, cinnamon stick, cardamom pod…sometime warm and wintery.