Your workplace ought to have an emergency stash of dwarf bread. Something that's there to eat... if you're truly hungry enough to eat it. The besy-by date is long past but it's still technically edible, probably?
For example, my version of dwarf bread is a can of soup stashed in my desk drawer. It has been there A While. And while yes, my actual lunch was meager and I'm considering eating my own arm next, I'm not hungry enough to open that soup. :)













