Hogwarts on Crack~but more than usual
*Breakfast in the Great Hall*
Me: So did anyone do the Transfiguration homework? I fell asleep halfway...
Cedric: Oh yeah, here-
Dumbledore: Miss L/N, Mr Diggory, I will let you continue your old married couple discussion after this, I can assure you.
Me: -what
Cedric: Our what?
Dumbledore: Students, I have a very important, very hypothetical request...if anyone knows the cure for a butt rash, please come to me immediately. It is purely hypothetical of course. I don't have a butt rash.
Me: He totally has a butt rash. You know, his butt has been looking a bit swollen lately.
Cedric: How-why did you look at his butt?
Me: Have you seen the size of that thing?
Dumbledore:
Dumbledore: 500 points to Hufflepuff for saying that I've got a fat booty!
Me:
Cedric:
Hufflepuff: *cheering*
Other houses: *confused*
Professor McGonagall: Merlin give me strength...
