Ok but- THE TEACHERS OF HOGWARTS PLACING BETS ON THE STUDENTS RELATIONSHIPS ARE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HEAD CANONS!!
Dumbledude: *clears throat*
Dumbledude: what do we think aboutt...Hinny!
McGonagurl: OMGG- okay so I have a few ideas on where this is going to go-
Filch: uhh who is this "Hinney" person?
Dumbledude: uhhh Harry and Ginny duhh! Catch on ArGuS
Filch: right, I- I knew that.
McGonagurl: okay so as I was saying I think I already have some suspicions that they are going to become a couple, I just know it you know. Like I knew about Lily and James-
Dumbledude, grumpily: you don't need to keep bringing that up.
McGonagurl: I'm always going to need to bring it up, honey. It's what I live for, it's what I do.
McGonagurl: so anyway have you noticed how much Ginny is laughing at his jokes lately? Like, we've all heard his jokes so this is obviously because she likes him.
Dumbledore: hmm yes and since they are both on the Quidditch team there is going to be alot of celebrating after games so you never know...
McGonagurl: alright place your bets!
Filch: uhh, do I have to put a bet? Or can I just-
Dumbledude: dude, cmon yes you need to! Why are you even here then??
Filch: well I actually came to report a child who was misbehaving in the-
Dumbledude: blah blah blah just put down a fiver or soming.
Filch: uhh, 5 gallons that they will...kiss their first in private?
McGonagurl and Dumbledude: BORINGG!!
McGonagurl: ugh, whatever, it's still down on the table.
Dumbledude: I'm putting 15 gallons that they kiss by the next Quidditch game!
McGonagurl: I'm going to bet 25 that they kiss when they win the house cup!
Dumbledude: there's no wayy! You're sure to lose this time, Minnie.
McGonagurl: watch me! You'll see...
*Hinny kiss at the house cup in front of the whole common room*
Dumbledude: dumbledamn! How do you always win? What's your secret??
McGonagurl, counting up her gallons: the gossiper never reals her source of information.
Dumbledude: you just made that up!
McGonagurl, staring him intimidatingly: did I?
Dumbledude, getting uncomfortable:
Filch, standing to the side: well since you win Minerva I guess that's the end of all this-
McGonagurl and Dumbledude: nO!
Dumbledude, excitedly: next we must bet on Romione!
Filch: oh Merlin please no-
