Feb 16, 2022
had an inspired idea (original)
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had an inspired idea (original)
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*Luke and Cara sparring hand to hand*
Cara: "Is that the strongest punch you can do pretty boy? Thank the stars you have the Force or you'd be a gonner!"
Luke: "I don't think you can handle my strongest punch, and I'd hate to ruin your luck with the ladies even more by breaking your face."
Cara: "Oh, fightinging talk from his royal Highness, but nothing to back it up!'
Luke: "Don't blame me when you eat sand."
Cara: "Come on, try it!"
Luke: *Fully punches Cara and knocks her out*
Cara: *is unconscious and inelegantly sprawled on the ground*
Luke: "Oh Shit....uh medical?!"
Bo-Katan and a medical droid approach.
Cara gets carted away to the medical bay.
Bo, looking at Luke with disappointed distain: "I can't believe you would do this today, on Intergalactic Lesbian Day. Shame on you, Skywalker. Shame on you."
Emilia Headcanons
So I’m making headcanons for everyone in the squad, and I decided to start with Emilia because I have so many ideas for her. Not all of these headcanons are happy. Some of these are quite sad actually. But I decided to do them anyways.
Conversations between me and my Friends
Conversation 1 between me and my friend while we were watching the Fantastic 4 (of course the one from 2005).Me: *pauses the movie* Do you think Ben Grimme has a boner all the time or do you think he can control it? Them: I think he can control it.*she starts the movie like nothing happened*
This conversation I had wit this person :
@sirkekselord
Conversation 2&3 actually happened on the same day a few Months ago:
We played who am I?
In one round of us playing "who am i" someone had Grindelwald and asked the other person if the person works in Hogwarts.My Friend: Yes!Me: NoHim: He works for Dumbledore.Me: What? What the hell are you talking about?Him: Oh yes *wiggles with his eyebrows* Me: Thats only work if you get money for it.Him: I know.*We laugh and my other friends don't understand*After the round:Me: So you are trying to tell me he worked as a prostitute for Dumbledore?Him: Exactly
We also laughed for half an hour because we were too drunk to pronounce the name of Thor's hammer. (We played a round of who am I)And I was like: AM I JONATHAN?!He: YES!And then we acted out the interview infront of our friends (who are also Marvel fans) and they fucking judged us
God I love my friends. My lovely Friend : @sirkekselord Actually translated this conversation. Thank you my Love.
Don't mind me posting another instagram filter selfie dump. 😊
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I have real problems
the gang on the way back to shady belle after watching dutch drown bronte
whenever i see dudebros whining about how there couldn’t POSSIBLY be ANY gay characters in RDR2 because it would be “historically inaccurate” (or whatever other homophobic untruth they’re using as an excuse), i imagine that this must be how they saw charles talking about retrieving and burying arthur’s body in the epilogue