stan marsh: it was super windy last night and kyle couldn't sleep and I woke up to find him on the wikipedia page for 'wind'.

stan marsh: I have seen the promised land! eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ??? kyle broflovski: I showed him my butt. eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ohhhhhhhhh!!!

kyle broflovski: Are you okay? stan marsh: I don’t know. I’m pretty fucked up in general so it’s hard to gauge.

kyle broflovski: here's my problem with pet play: stan gets to be a dog. okay, great. and I'm supposed to, what? let the dog fuck me?? stan marsh, wearing a collar and leash, a headband with fake dog ears, a tail :

kyle broflovski: You're not broken. stan marsh: I'm a little broken. kyle broflovski: You could be so much worse. Seriously, you could be picking up calls on a banana. You could be like, "Hello?" I don't know how you made it out. But… you're good.

kyle broflovski: Are we going to call the cops? stan marsh: Have you met the cops in this town? kyle broflovski: Fair enough.

stan marsh: you're so pretty. kyle broflovski: aw, thank you. stan marsh: okay...and my compliment?

stan marsh: kyle doesn't even hit me up anymore I am nothing. kyle broflovski: I'm communicating to you telepathically. the fact that you don't hear me is crazy though.