Nohebi Headcanons đ
Someone asked me to rant about the snake-y snakes, so hEre we go!
oK i want to talk to whoever thought of introducing a wholE SQUAD of petty ass boys was a good idea because damNN , theyâre a genius
also?? Suguruususâs little tongue? peeping out of the corner of his mouth? He has no business to be that gorgeous and sassy like that
but really heâs a real winner though, heâs the only one who actuallyHAS Â a girlfriend lmfaoooÂ
And also can i just say how supportive his girlfriend is?? Sheâs doing her damn best learning all about volleyball once she realized her bf is really into the sport and wow so cute!!!
I bet the whole snake squad has a discord server and itâs just filled with  madness and chaosÂ
Some of the channels in the server would be:
that-bitch-ass-kuroo (Itâs mostly Suguru badly photoshopping Kurooâs face on anything he sees)
what-r-we-shit-posting-today
mEMES
ok-seriously-some1-help-me-w-my-hw
They play fortnite togetherÂ
They play fort nite together with EVERYONE having the same skin
It gets confusing for a bit
âwait which one are you?â
âiâm on your left?â
âwait no-stOP MOVIN-ok are you the one wi-omgâ
You canât tell me the whole squad didnât pull up to Suguruâs house when they heard about the breakup
Everyone showing up to his house with a bunch of junk food and just trying to cheer him upÂ
I always wondered how Kuroo found about his breakup? Imagine the whole squad trying to hunt down whoever did spill and ready to roll up their sleeves and deck it out ༼ŕ¸=ಠçಠ=༽ภwhoever did this to my cap is going to get knocked down 2day








