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Someone asked me to rant about the snake-y snakes, so hEre we go!
oK i want to talk to whoever thought of introducing a wholE SQUAD of petty ass boys was a good idea because damNN , theyāre a genius
also?? Suguruususās little tongue? peeping out of the corner of his mouth? He has no business to be that gorgeous and sassy like that
but really heās a real winner though, heās the only one who actuallyHAS Ā a girlfriend lmfaoooĀ
And also can i just say how supportive his girlfriend is?? Sheās doing her damn best learning all about volleyball once she realized her bf is really into the sport and wow so cute!!!
I bet the whole snake squad has a discord server and itās just filled with Ā madness and chaosĀ
Some of the channels in the server would be:
that-bitch-ass-kuroo (Itās mostlyĀ Suguru badly photoshopping KurooāsĀ face on anything he sees)
what-r-we-shit-posting-today
mEMES
ok-seriously-some1-help-me-w-my-hw
They play fortnite togetherĀ
They play fort nite together with EVERYONE having the same skin
It gets confusing for a bit
āwait which one are you?ā
āiām on your left?ā
āwait no-stOP MOVIN-ok are you the one wi-omgā
You canāt tell me the whole squad didnātĀ pull up to Suguruās house when they heard about the breakup
Everyone showing up to his house with a bunch of junk food and just trying to cheer him upĀ
I always wondered how Kuroo found about his breakup? Imagine the whole squad trying to hunt down whoever did spill and ready to roll up their sleeves and deck it outĀ ą¼¼ąø=ą² ēą² =༽ภwhoever did this to my cap is going to get knocked down 2day













