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Here are some fics featuring the boys dancing together:

two slow dancers last ones out by JustStandingHere (G)

“Do you even know how to waltz?” “No. But you could teach it to me.” 

dance with me by lipsstainedbloodred (G)

the one where they dance to “can’t help falling in love”

Three Unthwarted Wiles by almaasi (G)

"You see a wile, ya thwart, am I right?" "Broadly."

Yet there are just some demonic wiles that Aziraphale cannot bring himself to oppose.

1. The Suspicious Cocoa 2. Crowley's Plants vs. Mary Poppins 3. One Especially Nefarious Proposition Involving Accidental Slow-Dancing, Moving in Together, and Cuddling

And finally, a human au (that’s currently a WIP):

Loosely Ballroom by marginalia_device, mortifyingideal (M)

 Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch—  ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley. Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!

Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.

If any of our followers have more recommendations, please feel free to leave them in the comments!

Today is the birthday of THREE of my wonderful talented friends,

@drunkonsmut  @ghostofachancewithyou  @tommieglenn !!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        Yours truly,                                                                 Dr. Frederick Chilton

(Dr. Chilton writes a short love letter/date invite with a trembling hand after watching a marathon of period dramas and finishing a Julia Quinn romance novel. He, of course, does not want to appear too eager so he will wait in his office to see if you come or call….if not, well, he had work to do anyways.)

Dr. Chilton, I will be there! Expect to see me and my soft skin at your office well before 6pm <3

‘Where did you get it?’ ‘Found it alone in a parking lot.’ ‘How sweet of you to care for it.’ Her little daughter is also there to pet it and ask stuff. ‘What’s your name, mister?’ ‘Frederick’ ‘Do you have more animals?’ ’No’ ‘We have 4 dogs!’ Even the guy on the other side of the room chimes in and ends up giving him tips on cat toys and litter. He rather loves the attention. He then pesters the veterinarian wanting to make sure the cat is being given the best care. (2/4)He hates when it struggles and complains when it’s getting pinched and prodded because it’s in pain. The kitty gets a bath and some medicine for ear mites and parasites. And off they go to the pet store and there are so many things to buy and the kitten is happy just snoozing in the biggest pocket of his coat. He decides he’s getting one of those designer cat trees, because he doesn’t want anything that clashes with his décor. (3/4)He makes it back home with a hungry kitty and he diligently sets every up and play with the kitten after they both have had their dinner. He’s about to go to bed and it climbs up the duvet, cuddling with him and he’s just so happy to have this lovely, warm, little creature to take care of. (4/4)

Ahh so cute!! I feel all warm and fuzzy now haha <3

Hugs to you too my love! It has really affected me. I just feel it was too far :(. SO YES let’s break out all the cute things :)

haha of course! Rather disappointingly it was not that great really, and it was very brief, but I never have good dreams so this is by far the best one though! It will probably be very underwhelming to hear about haha… 

Basically I was making some sort of Nutella related snack (which is ridiculous anyway because medically I can not eat chocolate - thanks for that harsh reminder dream) and I decided to make one to give to him so he would know I liked him… then I gave him it wrapped in tinfoil and it looked awful and he was like ‘oh… yeah I’ll have that later…’

first fic you ever wrote.

I wrote my very first fic only this year so 2015. I wrote about Chilton coming home to his family after his shot wound. It’s called ‘’Mrs. Chilton’’.

best fic you ever wrote.

I guess my current one judged by the overall postive feedback I receive

most popular fic you ever wrote.

Scarborough Fair - Dr. Frederick Chilton/OFC (my current one)

most unappreciated fic you ever wrote.

Given that I have only ever written two fics ever Mrs. Chilton is my choice here

fave fic kinks.

fluff AND shameless, dominant, dirty smut (I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind)

fave fic writing process.

Writing at night with some house or club music playing in the background OR sitting in uni being bored out of my mind and trying to use my time more efficiently

longest fic you ever wrote, in word count.

Scarborough Fair - 25265 words published (60116 words altogether because I don’t write in chronological order)

funniest fic you ever wrote?

ehm ... none? I concentrate a lot on heart break and mending broken hearts again.

quote a line from your fic.

He couldn't stop smiling when he put the record on and didn't move until the first note tumbled from the speakers of his phonograph.

When he closed his eyes he could feel the warm afternoon sun on his cheek. He was again 7 years old, wore his favorite striped sweater and squeeky sneakers and his grandfather was next to him asking if he wanted to know a secret. They had always had their little secrets from his parents and grandmother. Nothing big. Sometimes just 5 bucks pocket money no one should know about or a milkshake before dinner. His mother had always been furious when she'd found out. But it was worth it, every single time. Sometimes they had bigger secrets like a birthday surprise for his granny or a trip to the beach or the Roman History Museum, just the two of them.

»You should do that more often.«

Frederick snapped out of the memories and looked over to Hannah sitting on his couch petting a very loudly purring Kidney.

»Do what?«

»Smile.«

Scarborough Fair, Chapter 8 “Private Dinner“

(I know it says “quote a line” but it’s just my favorite part)

describe your fics in three words. slow-building, heart-breaking, happy ending

if you could only rec one fic it would be:

“The Doctor and the Professor” series by the insanely talented drunkonsmut

Me too. I was so nervous, and then after watching it I couldn’t sleep because everything was just replaying in my head and I still feel SO excited about it all! Realistically we’ve been waiting over a year for his return so there has been quite a build up!