#mortifyingideal

Of course!

Look Not Too Deep by mortifyingideal (M)

After wrestling with a string of failed dates, a substandard algorithm and a stubborn refusal to accept his fate, Anthony J. Crowley thinks he may have finally found the perfect husband.

Yeah, alright, Aziraphale Fell—purveyor of rare and antiquated books—isn't exactly what he imagined when Crowley pictured himself getting married, but there's a connection there that can't be denied. Some unspoken thing that tells Crowley he's finally met his match. Now he just has to get married, live happily ever after, and not let his new husband find out that he's only so keen to get hitched because he's in the market for a new cover identity in order to get back to his career as a deadly hitman.

Aziraphale, naturally, felt the exact same way.

 A Mr & Mrs Smith AU, updates weekly

same but replace all the important stuff about the facial surgery and recovery with completely superfluous shit like 'write too much fanfic in the same ratty pair of boxers every day, and grow my hair out so nobody has to see me in the awkward mid-chin-length phase'

HELLO I AM SO GLAD sdfghjk ok in all seriousness tho i received a reply from your co-author this morning wishing something good happening to me today and i guess that’s contagious

Hello!

Here are some fics featuring the boys dancing together:

two slow dancers last ones out by JustStandingHere (G)

“Do you even know how to waltz?” “No. But you could teach it to me.” 

dance with me by lipsstainedbloodred (G)

the one where they dance to “can’t help falling in love”

Three Unthwarted Wiles by almaasi (G)

"You see a wile, ya thwart, am I right?" "Broadly."

Yet there are just some demonic wiles that Aziraphale cannot bring himself to oppose.

1. The Suspicious Cocoa 2. Crowley's Plants vs. Mary Poppins 3. One Especially Nefarious Proposition Involving Accidental Slow-Dancing, Moving in Together, and Cuddling

And finally, a human au (that’s currently a WIP):

Loosely Ballroom by marginalia_device, mortifyingideal (M)

 Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch—  ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley. Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!

Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.

If any of our followers have more recommendations, please feel free to leave them in the comments!

as soon as I watch the terror and we do some sort of reality show au for that... it’s over for you bitches