#drunk-ish

Too bad he’s been married since I was like ten.

So, I know the old adage, “Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.” My question is this, what about “Liquor betwixt beer” or vice versa? What then man?

Cara: Maybe it /was/ a little too early to start drinking. It was almost one, but people drank at brunch and it was past brunch, right? Fuck that 5 o'clock rule anyway. Nothing was particularly upsetting her, she had no reason to drink. Well, other than the fact that is was just a bad day. Everyone had those. Carabhad simply woken on the wrong side of the bed, the side that held good memories and even the bad one's. She'd come to realize that she missed them. She used to be much more crazy, maybe it was due to the alcohol, but hell, she was drinking less, too. Now, she had felt herself become drab, boring, and it really bothered her. She could literally feel the eyes of her fans, waiting for her next crazy move. Grabbing a glass and a bottle of wine, Cara camped herself on her sofa. She turned on her Wii U, and began playing the last game out in there--which happened to be Mario Kart-- only to occupy her until Harry entered the home.