Cara Delevingne

Squirrel watching? I… Okay, I can’t lie, that would be a pretty interesting time. Sadly, squirrels won’t come in my yard anymore. My dog Joey has a habit of chasing them away and I guess the squirrels have been talking and no avoid my yard. Don’t know if I could spend hours watching them but I guess that all depends on what they’re doing. 

Oh no! I’m sure Joey just wants to make friends with them. Honestly, I don’t blame him. I think he and I are in the same boat when it comes to squirrels. Have you ever seen that video of the man who made an obstacle course for squirrels? I could definitely spend a few hours watching them try to get through it-- with the help of some booze, of course. 

I’ve never really been one to think about squirrels often. Sure, I think they’re cute when I see one running up a tree or something, but I’m definitely not on your level. If you ever want company though, I could come sit with you and watch the squirrels though. It might be fun.

Have you ever seen those videos of squirrels coming up to people during picnics, or people feeding them water? They’re so curious and actually quite friendly. Though, I have heard of a few people getting attacked by them once and a while. I think I’ve changed my mind, squirrels are definitely my spirit animal, not lions. I’d love to have you come chill with me. We could just shoot the shit and do some intense squirrel observing. 

You must have some really entertaining conversations when you’re drunk if this is what you think about sober. You’re right though. Squirrels are pretty cute and very chill, just happy to do their own thing, very unbothered.

I’m a blast at all time, I promise. Though, I am especially fun to be around while intoxicated. I’d love to show you sometime. I think we could learn a thing or two about the way of the squirrel. They’re so forgetful. I always wonder what goes on in their minds, if they have one at all that is. 

They’re like little super spies with the way they round around and up trees real quick. They do not want you to see them on their missions. So what I’m hearing is you basically want to be a Disney Princess.

You’re right. That might be why I find them so amusing. I’ve always wanted to be an international spy. While I think being a Disney Princess would be absolutely radical, I do think being Mater in Cars 2 would be a little more fun to me. I mean he was clearly living the dream as a spy.. 

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Is it hard to get rid off the image of a filthy pirate? Yes. Will I ever going to hate it? Definitely not. Hey guys, I’m Colin. I’m new to this place, still need to find those hot spots everyone is talking about. And yes, most people remember me as the one and only Killian Jones. 

Well, the view from my apartment is pretty great. Can’t say I miss the excessively bright and irritating big city lights at night. Hoping to get a good night’s sleep for once tonight. What are you all up to today? Anything cool I need to check out around here? // @lostlakestarters·

Not only that but imagine being able to actually look at the stars for once. I guess I have to study up on our astrology so I can cheesily point out the constellations to my date, right?

Wow I didn’t thought queen Mary was gonna take a jab at me but here we are, the point of the game was to get drunk which I did succeed in it, oh it wasn’t any game it was just drink everything and I am not that big of a drinker, oh no, I am scared.

why do i feel like such an idiot when it comes t’ introducin me self? i never really know what t’ say,  other than t’ fact me names jade, or jeed dependin on ‘ow ye’ prononuce it. m’from t’ girl band called little mix? ye’ might ‘ave ‘eard of us? i think we’re pretty amazin’ but that’s just me. oh yea’ and this time last year i wore preparing t’ climb kilimanjaro. what’s ye’ biggest achivment? // @lostlakestarters·

It’s like those awful icebreakers people expect you to participate in when you go somewhere new. You’re being put on the spot to talk about yourself. My mind always goes blank when that happens. Even now, I can’t think of a single thing interesting about myself, it’s funny, huh? That’s a really impressive one, though. Kilimanjaro, I’ve never even seen it personally. I have definitely listened to your music, though. “Black Magic’’ is on my amp up a playlist. I’m Adelaide, and I’m still definitely stalling to come up with something interesting I’ve done. 

@lostlakestarters··

Arrived at my apartment, left it covered with all my stuff and sitting down for a moment, only to realize I will leave the next morning for work again. Welcome to the life of a Joe Mazzello. Exciting thing I’m working on currently so I happily let all of my boxes wait until I have time. Otherwise, help with unpacking is appreciated. How’s everyone doing?

I’m not like this with all my clothes is just set clothes, like Tudors and Peaky Blinders, clothes I wear for award shows and just on the daily are quite easy for me to donate, but I do buy a lot of clothes specially during fashion week, is just fun to collect things, I don’t think I am on hoarders level just yet.