#drunk squad

yes please,sign me up for these shenanigans.  Also, If you ever wanna hear some good drinking stories, hit me up..

Mizuki runs a bar so he sees this shit all the time.  He sees them coming and he turns the open sign off in hopes of deterring them.  It never works. 

This group has destroyed his bar more then once. 

It’s cannon that Aoba has a low alcohol tolerance. But like, it’s unbelievably low.

Three drinks in, he’s down and out for the count.  He just passes out wherever he is, at the bar table, in someones lap, on the toilet - it’s fair game  

But before he gets to this point, in that small window where he is coherent, he’s a giggly and loud.

He sings at the top of his lungs but usually doesn’t know the lyrics so he just makes them up. 

Aoba is the king of taking bathroom selfies with people he’s just met and calling them his ‘bestie’ (but still having no idea who they are in the morning).  

Mizuki tries his best to slow down/space out how many drinks Aoba has so he doesn’t black out to quickly.  Koujaku helps with this too…at least at first.

Koujaku has an average tolerance but there is a very big switch between tipsy Koujaku and drunk Koujaku.  He becomes an instigator, especially to Aoba, much to Mizuki’s dismay.

“Hey, Aoba. Have another”

Mizuki will try and cut Kojaku off but this always fails because he’s too good at smooth-talking Mizuki’s staff and others in the bar to buy him another.

Koujaku’s ego skyrockets when he drinks and he gets increasingly competitive

One time he challenged Mink to an arm wrestle and it went about as well as you’d expect.

“hey old man, I bet I’d kick your ass in an arm-wrestle”

It would take Mink about 2 seconds to slam Koujaku’s arm down onto the table with so much force that it nearly sent Koujaku’s entire body falling out of his seat.

Koujaku and Noiz get real petty with each other too

“Your outfits stupid”

“yeah well, your face is stupid.”

Mink by far has the best tolerance, he’ll drink everyone under the table.  

Also, that arm-wrestle Koujaku challenged him to became an on going thing.  Koujaku finds others in the bar to challenge Mink, and they take bets on the winner (Mink’s undefeated).

If Mink does get drunk, you can’t really tell tbh.

All and all, good drunk.  He’ll take care of himself and stays out of trouble but is 100% done with everyone’s shit.

At the end of the night, he just goes home, everyone else is on their own.

Ren is just a good boy, he generally doesn’t get too drunk.

Clear is the emotional drunk. End of story.

Noiz is the one you have to watch out for, he takes bets and dares constantly and is the king of doing dumb shit while drunk.  

Even if you don’t dare him to do something, he’ll just dare himself

“Noiz that’s a bad idea, don’t do that.”

“okay……but I’m gonna do it anyways”

It’s hard to pinpoint when Noiz gets drunk.  He usually seems fine for a long time and then he try to stand up and it all just hits him.

He’s clumsy when he gets drunk but he really can’t help it because he’s so tall and lanky.  His arms and legs are hard to control.  

Noiz is also the most likely to just disappear during a night of drinking.  They will lose him at some point, it’s inevitable the question is just when 

He wakes up in the most random places: the top of a slide in the local playground, in a ditch two towns over from the bar he started at holding a half eaten donut, in someones front yard in their rhododendron bush.

It’s a literal miracle if he wakes up in his own bed.