#drunk night

Tonight is going to be great. I hope I live up to expectations and become this huge gas giant. I found an old shirt that's very tight too so when the beers start kicking in I'm going to shatter those buttons off. I would drink in it too but I think simply sitting down will cause them to fly off

When you're drunk and mixing yourself cocktails and accidentally pour yourself a double 😅

i’m giving yall consent to bully me in my ask box

I never realize how drunk I am until I stand up and then almost fall over ahsbhshjs