Nov 5, 2021
Nadimeh - m/f (Urdu) drinking companion of the moon, moon-drunk
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Nadimeh - m/f (Urdu) drinking companion of the moon, moon-drunk
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Just call me Joni Mackson!
According to Menna Jourey my drunk name is Beodore Truin. I will take that name any day.
Hmm I think I should do this next time I go drinking lol.
Adventures in the World of Awkwardly-Spelled Common Names
Working at a hotel, I see a lot of names (obviously.) For your reading pleasure I present to you a short list of first names I noticed on tonight's "In House" list. In honor of the Golden 'lobes, I made up li'l awards for them.
Kevuaghn (I'm assuming Kevin) I did a double-take at this guy's lisence to make sure I had spelled it correctly. Cuz you know, it's normally. v-a-u-g-h-n. Maybe his mom was deslyxic? He wins the 'WTF' Award.
M'shyelle (uh...Michelle, most likely) Such a waste of a perfectly good apostrophe. I say no more. I am thoroughly disappointed. This one takes home the 'Failed Attempt at Being Trendy for the 1990's' Trophy.
Mharkuss (Marcus, duh) Ah, this one was so close to an actual name! If it weren't for the offending H in there, this guy could simply claim his mother had a lisp when the time came to dictate what was gettin' slapped on his brf-cert. He can now proudly display his "So what if my mom was drunk when she wrote my name on the hospital register?" Ribbon.
Mostly I'm surprised all three of these were on the list tonight. Usually awk names such as these only appear occasionally. Stay tuned for more unnecessary apostrophes, forced syllables, and the awkwardly overused G's and H's, cuz they're bound to reoccur.
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