Mar 22, 2014
My mum , after a few wines, raging about a stupid comment on Facebook. "I feel like writing a comment saying "are you friends with this person , coz they DONT KNOW DICK ABOUT DICK! " omg my mum is drunk.
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My mum , after a few wines, raging about a stupid comment on Facebook. "I feel like writing a comment saying "are you friends with this person , coz they DONT KNOW DICK ABOUT DICK! " omg my mum is drunk.
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Maybe I'd respect you more mum if you didn't get fucking drunk out of your mind. Yeah okay so what drinking away the pain? ITS JUST A FUCKING JOB YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER ONE. Plus its every night basically. For quite a few years now. I'm so tired of it. Of how you act to.
fuck off mum omg you twat
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I can't think of a better way to articulate this, but any question/comment referring to the night before she hasn't got a clue what I am on about.
Had a conversation with my mum about death...she said she wants to die...I say take me with you
then my mum said that i shouldn't die cause i haven't had sex yet xD
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