#drop-kick

If you're on this list, look out, because I'm coming after you with a steel-toed boot and a fiery vengeance.

Sadie Saxton from MTV's Awkward. From the way she talks, to the disgusting faces she makes, to the horrible things she does, this bitch is on my list. 

Mattie McKibben, also from MTV's Awkward. He takes high school douching to a whole new level the way he toys with Jenna. She is so head-over-heels for him, and he treats her like crap. 

Lana Lang from Smallville. Mary-Sue. Need I say more?

That boy that broke my best friend's heart. 

Nell. This lady that comes into where I work and walks around like she OWNS the place. She has our store credit card and she thinks that it's some VIP pass to do whatever the fuck she wants. I asked to see her driver's license, as is standard procedure when customers return items, and she flipped shit. She's like "I come in here all the time, don't you know who I am?" in this sassy, condescending, I'm important voice and I'm like, no, you're not special. You have a credit card, not a Golden Ticket, so get in line behind the hundreds of other people who carry plastic and shut your gigantic trap.

Slow drivers. GO THE SPEED LIMIT. You can say "There's a speed limit, not a speed minimum," which is total BS. Going too slow is against the law, it falls under "reckless driving." If you're too afraid to go the speed limit then why are you driving? Take the bus. Our city transit is shitty, but it's better than your driving.

Quinn from Glee. First off, I love Rachel. So much. Quinn is just a nasty, horrid person, that whole celibacy club nonsense is ridiculous "It's all about the tease." RACHEL AND FINN FOREVER.